Black Hat's fear of spiders
For context of this image, the team was playing hide and seek, and Black Hat had been hidden for 2 hours, and nobody could find him because of how well he was hidden. And he would've won if it weren't for a giant spider crawling down in front of his face, startling him, and causing him to jump out of his hiding place conveniently into Dr. Flug's arms
He doesn't have complete arachnophobia. They just make him uneasy because Luzbel had a pet mantel spider at one point before deciding to kill it and feed it to his mantel snakes. But that spider always freaked Black Hat out, and Luz always made him stay locked in a room with it to make him not afraid of spiders and have no fears at all, but all it did was traumatize him until he was around 18. but he's still not immune to the fear of them, and they still give him PTSD
Spiders are pretty much the closest thing to his only fear in this au.
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HeroFlugAU (The Nudes Incident)
One of the heroes accidentally sent a dick pic to the P.E.A.C.E. group chat that was meant for his girlfriend.
He apologized for the embarrassing accident but since that was "P.E.A.C.E.'s formal group chat for only important news" the group was very strict for what messages should appear in their chat, hence he got banned from the chat for a month and issued a warning.
Some heroes got the shock of their lives, others appalled, others though it was hilarious, and some was like "Heh, nice".
Flug got shock of his life but suddenly noticed something off about the photo and texted the hero that he saw some lumps on his testicles from the photo and he should go get a doctor to check it out. The hero thanked Flug, feeling grateful.
And he thought that was the end of it.
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Rumors spread like wildfire that Flug was able to diagnose somone based on a dick pic, so almost every hero in P.E.A.C.E. started sending Flug nudes.
Most of the pics are from heroes who are worried about their health and are sending pics for small reasons like odd looking scars and moles. Others are just doing it because everyone else is doing it and they don't want to be left out.
[Golden Rule Member #1]: You see what happens when you help someone Flug! People send you nudes.
[Golden Rule Member #1]: So good deeds DO get rewarded! *laughing hysterically*
Flug, flustered: Oh shut up!
Flug tried to text everyone to stop sending him naked photos. But how they selectively interpret it is to not send Flug photos unless its a real medical emergency and to them everything is an emergency.
GoldHeart stepped in and held a conference a bluntly told everyone to stop sending nudes to his boyfr Team Member.
Vanity: But what if its a real medical emergency?
Flug: You guys can redirect it P.E.A.C.E. Medical Department. We also talked to them to do medical screening this month for everyone and to ask them any questions if that you have.
Vanity, texting: Ok, I'll send you some backup photos now...
Flug: No! DON'T GAH!!
[Flug, traumatized his phone off the floor and GoldHeart tosses a chair at Vanity for the audacity, knocking him out.]
GoldHeart: ENOUGH! Flug is not involved in the medical screening. He is the scientist and doctor for The Golden Rule ONLY not for P.E.A.C.E!
[Golden Rule Member #2], raises hand: Sooo, does that mean Flug can see us naked? (Miss Heed perks up)
GoldHeart: ...*death glares*
GoldHeart: Flug can only see me naked...
GoldHeart: And if I catch anyone sending Flug nudes again there will be consequences...
[All the heroes proceed to exit the meeting in fear and promising to never send Flug nudes.]
Afterwards, Flug thanks GoldHeart for helping him with situation.
[Golden Rule Member #3]: I'll give you $50,000 for nudes of Omega and the other popular heroes, a thousand bucks for the semi-popular heroes, a hundred bucks per hero for all the nudes and embarrassing photos you have for all the heroes!
[Golden Rule Member #3], adds: ... And maybe ten bucks for the unpopular ones like Vanity Bolt, you can never know when those can be useful.
But Flug refused and deleted all the photos before throwing his phone into the fire along with his sim card before getting a new phone and a new number, (just in case) to stop the chain of nudes and put this whole incident behind him.
Flug, sighs: I never want to see another naked hero again...
GoldHeart: What? *looks worried*
Flug, laughs: Except you GoldHeart.
GoldHeart: Oh... *looks relief and laughs with Flug*
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Flug through the whole thing is basically like 😂:
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