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TG: all the really odd women and gay men on here seem to have access to an alternate version of family guy thats really low-res and every episode is about various characters putting on minxy outfits
TT: I love the prose and verbage of this post. The first line is almost iambic, gives it rhythm. Word choices like "really odd women" and "seems to have access to" frames the speaker as an outside observer, and establishes a tone of playful curiosity.
TT: The lack of punctuation says casual, but the overall flow hints at poetry. We get a fun little half-serious observation about Family Guy, and then the author caps it off with a word like "minxy." What a choice. Delightfully anachronistic, yet nails of the particular air of disheveled blasé glamour evoked by these screenshots.
EB: rose, i love you, i defend and support you, you are my friend forever and you made a turkish dish for me while i was high. but i think i understand why people want to kill you. it’s the jock response. everything you’re saying here is authentic and sincere but that makes me uncomfortable and i am going to shove you in a locker overnight. i hope that’s okay with you.
TT: I know my role as the comically arrogant twink heel, and wear it with pride befitting an artist of my station. Still friends, darling?
EB: no. i was gonna say yes but then you had to pull out the. italics. you talk like a michelin star restaurant reviewer and a warhammer redditor had a child and left it in the woods to be raised by people who say “oh my gods!!”
TG: this websites hate mail game is fucking insane
#submission#jade wakes up to this conversation and shes like what the FUCK are you people talking about#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#incorrect quotes#mod dave#dave strider#rose lalonde#john egbert
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"i fondly think about how puff admitted on stream that he realized he accidentally gaycoded reginald and rhm... i cant find teh clip but i swear it happened" submitted by anon
#FOR REAL??#anon if you ever find the clip please drop the link#or if anyone else has the clip#this actually reminds me of wrightworth a bit#mostly the writers and artists' reactions#I think one of them said they didn't realize how gay-coded wrightworth was😭#idk when I saw this confession I thought of that PFFT#mod dave#thsc#thsc confession#thsc confessions#thsc rhm#reginald copperbottom#anon#copperright
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Girl help they put my mentally ill self in the fandom and they boiled off all my complexities and reduced me into an ableist charicature
its ok go back to bed jimmy fandom doesnt exist
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Violet Nepeta anon, I'm sorry that we couldn't do your request.. but, here's a talksprite to cheer you up! It doesn't look great because it's a tad rushed but it doesn't look terrible!!
Please send another ask with specifications for us ^^
#mod dave#homestuck#sprite edit#homestuck sprite edit#homestuck sprite#nepeta leijon#nepeta leijon kin#violetblood nepeta#bloodswap kin#bloodswap#bloodswap nepeta#bloodswap au#homestuck kin#kin edit#talksprite edit#nepeta#leijon
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i want to try and do sburb analysis requests but its ... so hard .... on mobile
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davekat week day 2- day 1 was too angsty day 2 is the full length of my comedy/dumbassery
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uu: ALL OF THE BIRDS FROM "MARCH OF THE PENGuINS" ARE NOW DEAD.
TT: Yeah, I get it, I live 400 years after the end of human civilization. I was aware.
uu: WHAT. NO. THEY WERE ALIVE LAST NIGHT.
uu: I AM TRYING TO "APOLOGIZE."
TT: ...Oh my god.
#submission#source: xkcd#caliborn? hey buddy. What#What Did You Do To The Fucking Penguins.#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#incorrect quotes#mod dave#caliborn#dirk strider
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DAVE: yknow all our names are nouns. like all of us from beta earth at least
DAVE: john jade rose and of course strider
DAVE: i guess dirk counts too
ROXY: r u… saying that john is a noun… an by noun… well… lets justr say… a toilet?…
#submission#my main man mr john 'shitter' egbert#sorry.#dirk makes up for the fact that 'dave' is not an object#dirk is the one Object Name Guy in the alphas#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#incorrect quotes#mod dave#dave strider#roxy lalonde
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KARKAT: I HAVE GOT TO STOP FINDING SITCOMS WITH ROMANCE IN THEM WITH OVER 10 SEASONS OF IN-UNIVERSE MATERIAL, WATCHING 2-3 SEASONS OF IT, THINKING ONE PAIR IS PITCH, THEN LOOKING IT UP AND BEING ABSOLUTELY DEVASTATED WHEN THEY FUCKING AREN’T. IT’S LIKE, WHAT DO I EXPECT, BUT ALSO COME ON, PEOPLE. ANYWAY I’M GOING TO STOP WATCHING VAST CROAK THEORY (IT’S MID ANYWAY) BUT ANYWAY I FUCKING DIGRESS
#submission#vast croak theory.............#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#incorrect quotes#mod dave#karkat vantas
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GHB: PSH. i DoN’T eVeN eaT PeoPLe aNYMoRe.
DUALSCAR: = ANYMORE???? =
#submission#ANYMORE????????????#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#incorrect quotes#mod dave#ghb#grand highblood#orphaner dualscar#dualscar
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GC: D4V3, AR3 YOU 4LL R1GHT?
TG: im sitting in a pot of soup
TG: what do you think
#submission#source: Xiaolin Showdown#quotes that are objectively incorrect but could pass as 100% correct because This Is A Plot Point#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#incorrect quotes#mod dave#terezi pyrope#dave strider
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AA: kids, have y0u applied the minty paste t0 the exp0sed part 0f y0ur skelet0n? yes? well n0w its time t0 g0 lie in a dark r00m f0r h0urs 0u0
#submission#source: @badsciencejokes#thanks aradia.#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#incorrect quotes#mod dave#aradia megido
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TC: NuMbEr 1 oNe Is So ReAl AlL 5 Of ThEm ArE aNd ThE lAsT oNe Is AlSo ReAl AnD sO aRe AlL oF tHeM bUt MaInLy ThOsE tWo MeThInKs.
CG: ...WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN???
TC: :o)
#submission#dont question him. hes on some higher level clown knowledge#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#incorrect quotes#mod dave#gamzee makara#karkat vantas
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MOM, pointing to a server: wats that
BRO: The Cloud.
MOM: huh? i awlays tgought the clod was liek sum sorta amoprhous huge negwork of servers sumwahere
BRO: Yeah, but everyone buys server time from everyone else. In the end, they’re all getting it here.
MOM: ?? ur on a cable moedm??
BRO: A lot of caching.
MOM: btw shuild the cord b strechrd acros the room like tgis
BRO: Of course. It has to reach the server, and the server is over there.
MOM: wut if sum1 trips on it lol
BRO: Why would someone want to do that? It sounds unpleasant.
MOM: uhhh sumtiems ppl do stuf by accidnet
BRO: I don’t think I know anyone like that.
#submission#source: xkcd#hes so. like. hes just#baffling. baffling ass guy. dude should be somebodys science experiment#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#incorrect quotes#mod dave#mom lalonde#bro strider
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