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if anyone gets any "bright" ideas for Okuu...
remember the PSA
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JADE: silicate chemistry is second nature to us geochemists so its easy to forget that the average person probably only knows the formulas for olivine and one or two feldspars!
ARADIA: and quartz 0f c0urse
JADE: of course.
#submission#source: xkcd#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#jade harley#aradia megido#mod terezi#i suspect they highly overestimate my chemical competency#chemistry was actually my worst subject#mols were terrible to me#truly incomprehensible units of measurements
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Marx: I found Susie’s staple gun!
Magolor: Oh no.
Magolor: Oh god, what are you-
Marx, stapling a computer: Installing Debian! *kaCHUNK*
Marx, stapling a sandwich: Sandwiches! *kaCHUNK kaCHUNK*
Marx: Must affix everything to everything!
*kaCHUNK kaCHUNK kaCHUNK kaCHUNK kaCHUNK kaCHUNK*
Susie: *enters room* ...have you been abusing my staple gun?
Marx: No.
Magolor, stapled to the ceiling: YES!
#incorrect quotes#incorrect kirby quotes#incorrect star allies#kirby series#marx kirby#magolor#susie haltmann#source: xkcd
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Meta Knight: No, you can’t go.
Kirby: But all my friends—
Meta Knight: If all your friends jumped off a bridge, would you?
Kirby: Oh jeez. Probably.
Meta Knight: What?! Why?!
Kirby: Because all my friends did. Think about it—which scenario is more likely:
Kirby: Every single person I know, many of them levelheaded and afraid of heights, abruptly went crazy at exactly the same time…
Kirby: …or the bridge is on fire?
Meta Knight: …I, uh…hmm.
#incorrect quotes#smash bros#submission#incorrect super smash bros#super smash bros#Meta Knight#Kirby#Kirby seires#Source: xkcd
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Bellatrix, to Draco: When teachers complain that you’re not 'working at your full potential', don’t take it too hard
Rodolphus: They complain way worse when you do
#hp fandom#incorrect harry potter quotes#incorrect malfoys#malfoyfamily#bellatrix lestrange#draco malfoy#rodolphus lestrange#source: xkcd
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Kokichi: Yeah, but if I'm considerate toward one person about one thing, what's next? Being nice to other people about other things? Where does it end?
Source: xkcd
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Uncle Mimic: No, you can't go.
Shantae: But all my friends-!
Uncle Mimic: If all your friends jumped off a bridge, would you?
Shantae: Oh, jeez...probably?
Uncle Mimic, blinking: What, why?
Shantae: Because all my friends did! Think about it for a moment. Which scenario is most likely?
Shantae: Every single person I know, many of them level-headed and afraid of heights, all abruptly go crazy at the same time...or the bridge is on fire?
Uncle Mimic: I, uh...hmm....
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Gumshoe: how can you not like car washes?
Gumshoe: everyone likes car washes!
Edgeworth, sarcastically: sure, I love being trapped in a dark, shaking, glass box that a huge robot is slowly licking.
Gumshoe: great, now I don't like car washes, either.
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OMG! Murderbot features in an xkcd comic—it’s xkcd 2765 and it’s one of the exploring/game ones:
[ID: xkcd stick men, Darth Vader saying “But all Murderbot really wants to do is watch Rise and Fall of Sanctuary Moon {breathe} which is a soap—are you getting all of this?” Stick person replies “Yes, my lord”/end ID]
#murderbot#the murderbot diaries#murderbot diaries#martha wells#source: xkcd#xkcd#xkcd.com#randall munroe#Star Wars#darth vader
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Millie: You know how some people consider "may you have an interesting life" to be a curse?
Enna: Yeah.
Millie: Fuck those people. Wanna have an adventure?
#and that's how millie and enna joined nijisanji#millie parfait#enna alouette#ethyria#nijien#nijisanji#vtubers#incorrect quotes#source: xkcd
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I love explainxkcd
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Pretty sure this is xkcd. And 100% accurate
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JAKE: At over 40 feet its the tallest statue of a skateboarding squirrel in the northern hemisphere!
DIRK, thinking: ...Wait, who in the heck... Brazil? South Africa? Australia? Squirrels aren't even native there...
#submission#source: xkcd#they are on a date <3#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#jake english#dirk strider#dirkjake#mod terezi#this is raising questions as to how many statues of skateboarding squirrels there are in the world
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Dedede, at a computer: Okay, I should be able to double-boot BST soon.
*6 hours*
Dedede: I’ll be happy if I can get this system working like it was when I started.
*10 hours*
Dedede: Well, the desktop’s a lost cause, but I think I can fix the problems the laptop developed.
*24 hours*
Dedede: If we’re lucky, the sharks will stay away until we reach shallow water.
Susie: If we make it back alive, you’re never upgrading anything ever again.
#he has no clue what he’s talking about#incorrect quotes#incorrect kirby quotes#incorrect star allies#kirby series#king dedede#susie haltmann#source: xkcd
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I would love to have lunch with the XKCD artist, just so we can talk about fun, silly things like this.
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Happy Solar Eclipse day to the seven years woman and ONLY the seven years woman
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[Content ID: a 20-panel comic. It’s drawn in a simplistic stick-figure art style. The first 8 panels are more faded than the final 12
Panel 1: a woman and her boyfriend are sitting on a bed while the woman gets a call from a doctor. The boyfriend has one hand on her shoulder and another holding her unoccupied hand. She says “oh god”
Panel 2: the woman is sitting in a large chair, she has lost her hair and is receiving an IV infusion. The machine goes “…beeep…beeep…beeep” her boyfriend is sitting next to her. They’re both working on laptops.
Panel 3: the woman and boyfriend are canoeing on a lake. The woman is wearing a beanie. There’s lilypads in the lake and mountains in the background.
Panel 4: The woman and her boyfriend are sitting at a table. The woman is still bald. There’s a phone on the table and a clock on the wall. The woman says “how long can it take to read a scan!?”
Panel 5: the woman is receiving another IV infusion. Her boyfriend is with her and they’re playing scrabble. The boyfriend says “‘zarg’ isn’t a word.” The woman responds “but caaaancer.” The boyfriend relents “…ok, fine”
Panel 6: the woman and her boyfriend are talking to someone else. The woman is wearing a hat. The other person says “so next year you should come visit us up in the mountains and” the rest of his text is obscured. The woman and the boyfriend are both thinking “next year”
Panel 7: the woman and the boyfriend are getting married. The man is wearing a bow tie and the woman is wearing a white dress and veil. Her hair is short and a bit frizzy. There’s lots of other people there.
Panel 8: a caption at the top says “two years” the woman and her husband are at a coast watching a large bird swoop in and take a fish with a “fwoosh.” the girl is wearing a hat. This panel is the last of the faded ones.
Panel 9: the woman and her husband are walking through a forest full of tall trees. The woman seems to have grown back some of her hair.
Panel 10: the woman is sitting on the ground, her hair is down to the nape of her neck. Her husband is standing behind her. The woman says “my toe hurts. And I found a report of a case in which toe pain was an early sign of cancer spreading.” The husband responds “wait—didn’t you stub your toe yesterday?” The woman responds “yes, but what if this is unrelated?”
Panel 11: the woman and her husband are climbing into a dark cave while someone else guides them. The woman’s hair is down to her shoulders.
Panel 12: the woman is on a large rock taking a picture of a crocodile with a large camera. Her husband stands behind her on a platform with rails, he says “when they estimated your survival odds, I think they made some optimistic assumptions about your hobbies”
Panel 13: the woman is at a doctor’s appointment. Her hair is a little past her shoulders. The doctor says “this is probably nothing, but given your history, we should do a full scan. We’ll call with the results in a few days. Try not to worry about it until then!”
Panel 14: the woman and her husband are at a lake, their image is distorted by the water due to the angle of the picture. The woman is controlling a small submersible camera, she is looking at the lake floor.
Panel 15: the woman and her husband are standing next to each other. The woman’s hair has grown a bit past her shoulders. The woman says “hard to believe—six years ago, I was bald. But today, after a long struggle, I finally look like the little girl from The Ring.” Her husband responds “that’s, uhh…good?” The woman responds “hissssss”
Panel 16: the woman, her husband, and two other women and two other men are looking at a solar eclipse. The landscape is dark and you can see the corona behind the dark moon.
Panel 17: after the eclipse has passed, the world is bright again and everyone looks at each other. another blonde woman says “wow.” The woman says “yeah.”
Panel 18: the woman and her husband walk away hand in hand. The woman says “that was incredible. When’s the next one?” The husband responds “in seven years. Wanna go see it?”
Panel 19: the woman and her husband, still walking hand in hand, are both thinking of a timeline. The timeline has the years 2010, 2017, and 2024 marked with points. Before 2017, the timeline is a solid line, but after 2017, it’s a dashed line. There’s three question marks under the 2024 bullet point.
Panel 20: the woman says “yeah. I’ll do my best.” Her husband responds “it’s a date!”
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#jk happy eclipse day to everybody#do you know what this fucking comic means to me?#for context I am a breast cancer survivor#seven years woman I hope you see the eclipse with your husband today#I will draw that happening if xkcd doesn’t#eclipse#solar eclipse#cancer#tw cancer#cw cancer#cancer tw#cancer cw#2024#eclipse 2024#xkcd#xkcd.com#source: xkcd#seven years#chronic illness
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