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Incorrect Looney Tunes Quotes
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Check it out. Four sthcore and stheven years ago...I had a funny hat.
Daffy Duck
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[Duck Dodgers has just caused the Protectorate ship to be sucked into outer space, seemingly destroying it]
Dodgers: Man, now I really need another Big Glug... and a cheesesthteak... or 28.
Cadet: D-D-D-D-D-Dodgers! You just destroyed the rock-the rock-uh the ship!
Dodgers: Stho? What'ya think was going to happen?
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Foghorn: And remembuh ah say remembuh what ah told ya - don't ah say don't mark him!
Pete Puma: Right! I mean, copy!
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Foghorn: If black ah say if black powduh wuh brains, that guy ah say that guy couldn't blow his nose.
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Dr. Weisberg: I don’t suppose you have any kind of medical training?
Daffy: No. But I watch Grey’s Anatomy.
Dr. Wesiberg: And Spies Like Us, apparently – ‘Dr. Trowbridge.'
Daffy: Oh! You recognized that reference!
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My dad always said my head was hard as a wock. He bwoke his hand on it twice.
Elmer Fudd
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Porky: W-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-we really don't need a vehic-uh-a vehic-uh a vehic-uh a car.
Daffy: That's alright I'm doing commercials now. No problem.
Porky: D-d-d-d-d-d-do you know how to d-d-d-drive?
Daffy: Do I know how to drive?
Porky: D-d-d-d-d-d-d-do you know how to d-d-d-drive?
Daffy: Do I know how to drive? Are you kidding? I'm one of the greats! Let me put you inthside the car! I drive airplanes and bulldozers! I'll drive you crazy if you give me the chanthce.
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L-l-l-l-l-let me get this straight, you s-s-s-snuck out of the house in the m-m-middle of the night to c-c-clean up g-graffiti? That's an ama-ama-uh an incredible s-s-s-story.
Porky to Hamton J. Pig
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Bugs: I love you. You... complete me.
Lola: Shut up. Just shut up. You had me at "What's up doc?"
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Peta Pig, age 5: Daddy?
Porky: Y-y-y-y-y-yes, Peta?
Peta, age 5: I'm never going to get married.
Porky: W-w-w-w-w-w-why not? It's not as bad as it l-l-looks.
Peta, age 5: Because I always want to live here with you.
Porky: W-w-w-w-w-well, you know. One day, you're going to grow up, m-meet a wonderful g-g-g-guy, and you're going to get m-m-married. But you and I will always be b-b-b-b-best friends.
[He kisses her forehead. Scene shifts to present day.]
Peta: Dad, could you be any more of a dork?
Porky: P-P-P-P-Peta, do you know where this girl lives, or do you just th-th-th-th-think you know?
Peta: I know where, I just know one way to get there, and you refuse to go that way.
Porky: B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-because it's a stupid w-w-way.
Petunia: You're lost, aren't you?
Porky: Y-y-y-y-y-y-yes, I'm lost. Because our d-d-d-d-daughter, S-S-S-S-S-S-Sakagawea back there, doesn't know the address or the name of the street, she just knows it as 'the one next to the one with the f-f-f-f-f-f-fountain.'
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Cicero: If you have any change leftover, could you get me a cherry slushy?
Porky: Y-you know, you really should have something h-h-h-healthy, something g-g-g-g-green!
Cicero: OK then, make it a lime slushy.
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Col. Rimfire: You talk funny Elmer. Where you from?
Elmer: Wots of diffewent pwaces.
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Open your eyes! I want you to look at me before I eat you!
Sylvester to Tweety
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Yosemite Sam: Ah don't hate all rabbits. For the record!
Bugs: Kiss my butt for the record!
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Yeah. That's poifect. Now you owe me six bucks, because I'm not going to get it, and it exploded.
Bugs Bunny to Wile E. Coyote
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Bugs: Gene, the light brown hare. But if he's a suspect, so am I. Lets move on.
Daffy: Wait a minute. Maybe you are a sthuthspect.
Bugs: Well if I'm a suspect than you're a suspect.
Daffy: OK. Let's move on.
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When zey ask me what ah liked best, ah'll say eet was you.
Pepe le Pew to Penelope Pussycat
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You practice stealing carrots, I practice everything!
Bugs Bunny to Bunny and Claude
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