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feelikesick · 2 days
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pegasisters for life
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xlandloud · 1 day
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lil lineup or something… was mostly meant for me but i liked how they turned out
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borzoilover69 · 20 hours
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put them in your pocket or put them in your motuh. two options faced by me handing them to you like skittles..
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shittyjakeenglish · 3 days
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More JakeHal... Por favor...
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Day 206
this is his equivalent of a note saying "get out of my school" <3
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ERIDAN: wwhos gettin the most ionizing radiation? roxy wwith the uranium 235, jane wwith the plutonium 239, or callie wwith the radium 225?
JADE: i took a minute to quickly check which sample would have the most activity, assuming 100g low-enriched (5%) samples and negligible activity from the other sample constituents. radium is top by a factor of 10000 which seems about right considering my personal experience with it!
ERIDAN: “considerin my personal experience wwith it” wwhat the fuck does this imply
JAKE: It implies jade has personal experience with handling radium samples which i have as well! That saucy little thot can make the geiger counter crackle through a lead plate more than americium can through air.
DIRK: And here I thought I was a madman by putting a sentient AI with questionable morals inside a toaster. 
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0l-unreliable · 2 days
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Today's warm-up, I couldn't decide who would be what.
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l-prx · 2 days
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DIRKJAKE MORAL OREL REF HOLY MOLY
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averydayss · 2 days
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Heaven Sent𓆩ᥫ᭡𓆪
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she said don't get too attached but she attached to me
>>contents: in which Jake found out that his crush of 4 years, y/n wrote him a love letter
>>warnings: fluff, angst
>>now playing: Heaven Sent - Tevomxntana
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Who wouldn't know of the one and only Sim Jaeyun? He is what most people would call a heartthrob, his angelic face paired with his beautiful voice and sweet personality would make anyone fold.
Jake is very popular in school, people would automatically look at him wherever he goes. Y/n was one of those people.
Y/n has been crushing on Jake for the past 2 years. Sure she is in the same grade as him, but she doubts Jake even knows her name. Besides shes too shy to talk to him whitout it being akward
Y/n had already made a love letter for him but she didn't want to give it to him, afraid that he would reject her which was probably going to be the case. He had so much pretty fans that send him love letters on a daily basis
It was after class, me and Winter was heading to the cafeteria to eat some food since we both didn't eat breakfast today.
"Hey isn't that Jake's group? The one being surrounded by girls right now" winter pointed to a small crowd of girls who seemingly was surrounding a group of boys
Y/n nodded and was seemingly suprised, sure she knew that him and his group of friends were popular but she didn't expect them to be THAT popular.
"Perhaps this is another sign that he will never like me" she said with her head resting on the table
"Noo don't say that, mabye he just doesn't like to show who he likes?" Said winter with a soft voice
"Really? I don't even know his ideal type, how am i supposed to make him even look at me?" Asked y/n
"Wait, your brother is in his friendgroup right? Can you pls ask him who Jake's ideal type is?" Asked y/n with a pleading voice
Winter shook her head "NO, besides what if my brother thinks that I like Jake instead? It would be too akward and traumatizing for me"
Y/n sighed "If you ask him I'll treat u mint choco for the next month". "REALLY?" asked Winter with an enthusiastic voice.
"Mhm, but you have to ask him and promise not to tell ur brother that i like Jake" said y/n. "Deal" winter said while holding up a pinky finger
The next day, y/n hurried to school to get information from Winter. "SO DID U GET ANY INFORMATION?" asked y/n enthusiasticly
"Duh, of course i did" said Winter. "THEN WHAT IS IT" asked y/n curiously
"My brother asked Jake whats his favorite color in a girl, he answered anything is good, he also asked jake whats his type and he said girls who are nice and also smart girls" answered Winter in a detailed way
"He likes smart girls? What's his next class? Mabye i can lend him my notes to make him think im smart" asked y/n
"If im not wrong him and my brother share the same class, if im not mistaken his next class is chemistry"
"Really? That's perfect then, i had chemistry before and i took some notes"
"Then you should give him ur notes before his next class starts" said winter after taking a bite of her lunch
"THANKSIES ur the best Winter i owe u a lot" said y/n. "Of course you do" said winter while rolling her eyes playfully.
Fortunately, y/n found Jake beside his locker whitout anyone else
"Heyy Jake, did you study for the chemistry test yet? If not i can lend u some of my notes" said y/n nervously while making a small smile
"Y/n? It's really rare seeing u talk to me, sure I'd love ur notes" said Jake while flashing his infamous smile who took u so much to not fold. With that you lent him Jakes notes
Chemistry class ended and y/ns notes was a big help for him. But he forgot to return y/ns notes after class and now he was stuck with her notebook
At home, Jake started studying, although he couldn't focus studying because of the way y/n smiled at him earlier, if only she knew how much he liked her
Jake has had a crush on y/n for the past 4 years, but Jake never started a conversation with her because she seems akward everytime he talks to her, and because of that he concluded that she simply didn't like to talk to him
It was kind of a bummer since everytime she talked to anybody else, y/n always has an energetic vibe and tone to it, very different than when she talked to him.
When he was stuck in a chemistry question, he remembered that there was a formula in y/ns note that would solve it
When he dug through his bag, he found y/ns pink notebook. When he was flipping through the pages a paper fell out. When he bent over to grab the notes, he froze.
In the note was a familiar name "To: Sim Jaeyun". He knew in a way that this was an invasion of privacy, although in his defense there was his name
"Hey, im Y/n from class 12B, you probably don't know me but I've had a crush on u for 2 years but I can't confess to you in person since it would be really akward. I love your smile and the way you treat others so kindly, its like your heaven sent. I know you probably don't feel the same way to me even though i hope you do but i wanted to get this feeling off my chest."
To: Sim jaeyun, From: y/n
Jake couldn't believe his eyes, his crush of 4 years liked him back all along? He felt like he was on cloud 9, smiling so much all night
The next day, Jake didn't even bother eating breakfast. He wanted to arrive to school as fast as possible to confront y/n about the letter and possibly confess to her too. There he saw y/n walking through the halls
"Hey y/n" Jake approached you while lightly tapping your shoulder. "Jake? Whats up?" Y/n said.
"Sorry i forgot to return your notebook yesterday, here it is" Jake said while lending your pink notebook to you
"I know this is probably an invasion of privacy but i saw your love letter to me"
"What do you mean?" Y/n asked confused. Whitout saying anything Jake pulled a familiar letter out of his pocket
You suddenly feel your face heat up. You remember writing that letter a year ago and you were planning to give him the letter on valentine's day. You didn't ended up doing that because you were to scared that he would reject you
So instead, you placed the letter in-between the pages of your notebook and you forgot to take it before you lent him your notebook
"About that, im sorry it's totally okay if you don't feel the sam-" before y/n could finish her sentence, she felt his lips pressing against her lips. He kissed you
When he finally pulled back, y/n was still in shock. "I like you too, y/n. For 4 years I've liked you" he said with a soft smile
Since that day, y/n and Jake became the schools favorite couple
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💳: divider by @v6que. Other images are from pinterest, credits to all the owners
A/N: Feel free to request something xx
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slavhew · 21 hours
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dropping a nuke on him
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bronzecats · 3 days
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•Assume they are their ages in the comic, so between 13-16 years old. If you are about the same age as them, choose who you would rather have as a sibling.
*Selection of characters was random.
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w0rm-3nthus14st · 19 hours
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dirk strider. i realize the first one doesnt have his tattoo on it but thats okay his glasses are also defying gravity in it so im giving myself a pass
reference for the first sketch below
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nekropsii · 3 days
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I think Equius could’ve been quite a fine person, had he been given the room to grow up. He’s like Jake to me in the sense that he’s **one of the only characters I genuinely wouldn’t mind seeing expanded upon more**, provided he be taken seriously, and not completely sanded down.
What does the part in the asterisks mean? Like, you don't want to see anything more from this franchise on the majority of characters? I'm confused.
[For clarification, the top part is a quote from me. As a suggestion to the asker, next time you quote someone, make it clear you are quoting them by putting quotation marks around the quote. They are called that for a reason. Please use them.]
Also, yes, that is absolutely what I meant. I feel that most of the Homestuck cast has served their purpose as characters, and I do not desire to seek out more with them. This is a big reason why I have zero interest in Post-Canon, Dub-Canon (aside from Paradox Space), Fanfiction, and Fanventures mostly based in exploring the characters more. I do not personally think most of them need further expansion, so further expansion tends to not interest me. Especially not in the direction people tend to take it.
Equius and Jake, however… I do have some interest in the idea of them being expanded upon, but I don’t think I’d read anything that provides that. The theoretical interests me, but I find most fanwork somewhat… Lacking, with the heavy focus in shipping and headcanon. Too “fandom-y”, basically. Hal is also on that list of characters I really wouldn’t mind more of.
Only I am allowed access to the Alpha Trolls, but everyone else can have those three. I’m hoarding my 12 like a dragon.
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Why is Jake English built like the English alphabet 😭😭😭
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shittyjakeenglish · 2 days
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Day 207
this one is only for tumblr user williamjakespeare everyone else you can go home
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 19 hours
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DIRK: There's just something about becoming a god that's... inherently dehumanizing.
DIRK: Like, everyone's focused on the Ascension or becoming Greater, but not enough people focus on what is Lost of you.
DIRK: You're not a person anymore, just a personification. You're a concept, an abstraction. All neatly-defined boundaries and borders, none of the vagaries or blurring or blurring of lines or grey areas that come from being mortal.
DIRK: You can never change, now. Never grow or evolve. You are this, forever stagnant. And the thing you've been made to embody might not even be your best trait.
JAKE: Just like taylor swift.
DIRK: ...
DIRK: I want to be alone with this guy for a minute.
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ancepz · 2 days
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Volví a leer homestuck y ando viciada.
Icon de los novios ♥️♥️
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