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daddiesdrarryy · 3 months
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Barty: You slept with Potter?
Regulus: I didn’t know what else to do! He had those big, sad eyes. I couldn’t help it!
Evan: …sure, sounds like you had no other choice
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daddiesdrarryy · 14 days
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Remus: Hey, there’s something we need to tell you. Pads and I are dating
Peter: Yeah, we’ve known about it for the last few years, guys, you two are inseparable
Sirius: Years? We’ve only been dating for a few weeks
James: Weeks? Then what the hell were you doing before that?
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daddiesdrarryy · 28 days
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Pandora: How have you been, Reg?
Regulus: Well, I’m under stress, I’m under pressure!
Regulus: The only thing I’m NOT under is James Potter
Regulus: Which is a bloody shame honestly
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daddiesdrarryy · 14 days
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Remus: So you and Pads’s brother are just sleeping together now?
James: Yeah, and I’m not great at casual relationships. I don’t want to scare Reggie off
Remus: Then just give him some space, all right? Don’t Floo, don't write him letters, don’t call
James: That’s crazy, Moony. What if I see a sunset that reminds me of him?
Remus: …
Remus: When do you see him next?
James: We’re having dinner tonight
Remus: Okay, put a rubber band around your wrist, and any time you start planning your wedding or naming your children, I want you to stab yourself in the hand with a fork
James: What’s the rubber band for?
Remus: To slow the bleeding
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daddiesdrarryy · 1 month
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Ron: You’re writing with your left hand?
Draco: Yes. I’m ambidextrous
Ron: That’s so cool, mate, love who you love!
*later*
Ron: Harry, did you know Draco’s ambidextrous?
Harry: Really? You think I have a chance?
Hermione: …
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daddiesdrarryy · 1 month
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James & Regulus: *kissing*
Barty: That’s got to be fun for you, huh?
Sirius: …
Barty: Watching your best friend suck the saliva out of your brother’s mouth?
Sirius: Shut up
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daddiesdrarryy · 1 month
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Regulus: Sirius! What did you do to James?
Sirius: I cut his hair and gave him a new look! It’s cute, huh?
Regulus: Yeah, it’s cute. That’s the problem. I don’t need other people to see him walking around like sex on a stick
James: He’s right. I’m too hot, Pads
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daddiesdrarryy · 9 months
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Harry: Thank you for inviting me to Draco’s wedding today, Mrs Malfoy
Narcissa: Yes, it’s no problem, dear
Harry: This is probably a stupid question, but who is Draco marrying? I haven’t seen them?
Lucius: You. You’re the fiancé. This is your wedding with Draco
Harry: Wait, what?
Lucius: There’s your officiant. This is your wedding ring. I suggest taking him somewhere far, far away for your honeymoon.
Narcissa: For a week
Lucius: Here’s some money, make it two
Draco, walking in: Oh! This is beautiful! Who’s having a wedding today?
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daddiesdrarryy · 2 months
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James: Okay, I gotta go to work
James: *kisses Regulus*
James: …
Regulus: …
Everyone: …
James: And, er, Moony, glad to have you back after the full moon
James: *kisses Remus*
James: Pads!
James: *kisses Sirius*
James: Always a pleasure
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daddiesdrarryy · 1 month
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James: Moony! Reg just taught me some French! Listen to this!
James: Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?
Remus: You just asked me to sleep with you, Prongs
James: Merlin, is that what that means?
James: …
James: Wait, does that mean Reg want to sleep with me?
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daddiesdrarryy · 4 months
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Regulus: So we can be friends who sleep together, right?
James: Absolutely, this will just be something we do, like Quidditch!
Regulus: Sounds smart and healthy to me!
Regulus: So, just out of curiosity, do you currently have any other Quidditch buddies?
James: Just your brother
Regulus: …
James: Although that’s actually Quidditch
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daddiesdrarryy · 7 days
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James: How do you feel about children?
Regulus: They’re okay, I guess. I mean, if I saw one, I wouldn’t throw a rock at it
James: Why would you throw a rock at a child?
Regulus: I just said I wouldn’t!
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daddiesdrarryy · 3 months
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Hermione: What’s the one thing we asked you not to do at the party, Harry?
Harry: Not kiss Malfoy
Ron: And what did you do?
Harry: I kissed Malfoy
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daddiesdrarryy · 3 months
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Regulus: When I asked for a spoon, I meant like the utensil, James
James, hugging him from behind: Oh!
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daddiesdrarryy · 4 months
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James: Why is Pads crying in the corner of our living room?
Regulus: Harry just said Barty is his favourite uncle
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