Gregory: Anthony will come up with a solution.
Anthony: I will try, but despite what you all may think, I am not Superman.
Eloise: Was anyone seriously thinking that?
Colin: No.
Benedict: Never.
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Colin: I like your pants!
Penelope: Thanks, they were 50% off!
Colin: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks*
Penelope: The store can’t just give out stuff for free.
Colin: That’s not what I-
Penelope: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Colin.
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Y/n: I almost got surprised adopted yesterday!
Anthony: My love, what?
Colin: They almost got kidnapped.
Anthony: Oh okay.
Anthony: WAIT WHAT?!
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Anthony: Alright, Colin. Repeat after me: I'm-
Colin: I'm-
Anthony: -in love with-
Colin: -in love with-
Anthony: -Penelope.
Colin: -Penelope.
Anthony: Good! "I'm in love with Penelope."
Colin: I would never DREAM of courting Penelope Featherington.
Anthony: ...
Kate: (raises the Mallet of Death)
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Anthony: I believe we all need to learn how to be more forgiving people.
Benedict: What did you do?
Anthony: Nothing!
Y/N: Anthony Bridgerton!
Eloise: Ooh, I think we are about to find out what “nothing” means.
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The Bridgerton family dynamics I'm looking for in season 3:
[Kate enters the drawing room.]
Hyacinth: Thank goodness. Kate, please tell Anthony he is wrong.
Kate: Anthony, once again, your argument is woefully lacking a sound foundation. Now, Hyacinth, tell me what this is about.
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Colin: What are you in the mood for?
Penelope: World domination.
Colin: That's a bit ambitious.
Penelope: You are my world.
Colin: Aww...
Penelope:
Colin:
Penelope:
Colin: OH.
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Before and after her marriage to Colin
Penelope after seeing the Bridgerton family: I just want to be in this family!
Penelope, after marrying into the family: what the fuck—
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Sophie: With all due respect
Penelope: Which is none
Kate: Go fuck yourself
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Bridgerton Incorrect Quotes
Eloise: What’s this?
Colin: My to-do list.
Eloise: Oh? That’s great. You’re starting to get organiz—
Eloise: This just says 'Penelope.'
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Benedict when Violet finds out that he asked Sophie to be his mistress: You don't have all the facts.
Violet: Which are?
Benedict: I love her.
Sophie: He was horny.
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Penelope: I never thought that anyone would ever even want me.
Colin: I know the feeling.
Penelope: Oh please, with that ass? Give me a break.
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Penelope: I feel like doing something stupid.
Colin: I’m something stupid, do me.
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Colin: Pen, may I have this dance?
Penelope: Are you mad? We're in the middle of Berkeley Square!
Colin: So what? Even better!
Penelope: It's raining.
Colin: So what? Even better!
Penelope: People will see it and think you're courting me, Colin!
Colin: So what? Even better!!!
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Y/n: *pulls out a knife*
Colin: Oh no.
Y/n: *opens a box with it*
Colin: Oh okay.
Y/n: *pulls a gun out of the box*
Colin: Oh no!
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Anthony: Y/N is upset with me and I have no idea why.
Kate: Were you talking before they got upset?
Anthony: Yes.
Kate: That is probably it.
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