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Raphael Angele
It's pronounced as /ahn-jeh-lee/
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If Bianca Met this Character Part 4: Piper McLean
Aphrodite kid, complaining about a show: Why did he cheat on her? I thought he loved her and he's just gonna sleep with this bitch?
Another Aphrodite kid: Why do men cheat in general?
Bianca(forced to mingle because Percy said she needs more friends): Well, there are two, popular theories. One: Men, are victims to an evolutionary process that genetically programs their sexual habits
Aphrodite kid: What's the other theory?
Bianca: Men are scum
Aphrodite cabin:
Piper: Oh, I looove her.
#pjo#bianca di angelo#piper mclean#gay#lesbian#percy jackson and the olympians#incorrect percy jackson quotes#percy jackson incorrect quotes#percy jackson headcanon#pjo incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#golden girls#source: golden girls#dorothy zbornak
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If Hades raised Nico and Bianca Part 26 (feat Bluey)
Note: Mortal AU
Door: *rings*
Nico: Uncle Achilles is here! *opens the door* Hi, Uncle Achil- Where is he?
Achilles, grabbing him from behind: BOO
Nico: Aaah! *giggles*
Achilles: *tickles him* How you doing, Bianca?
Nico: I'm Nico!
Achilles: *holding Nico by his foot* Really?
Nico: Yeah! *points to Bianca* That's Bianca
Achilles: Oh, yeah cuz he's got brown hair
Bianca: I'm a girl!
Achilles: Oh, yeah, yeah, I knew that.
Nico: Are you putting us to bed tonight, Uncle Achilles?
Achilles: You bet!
Nico: Hooray!
Bianca: Not Hooray :(
Persephone: Bianca isn't sure about babysitter put downs
Achilles: *putting down Nico* Don't worry, Bianca. Who better to dk babysitter put downs than your uncle Achilles?
Patroclus: Hey
Bianca and Nico: PATROCLUS!
Patroclus: Hey, kiddos! *group hug*
Nico: This is Uncle Achilles!
Achilles: Hi...
Patroclus: Hi :)
Persephone: Patroclus, have you met Achilles before?
Patroclus: I think so. Didn't you drunkenly talk bad about Agamemnon?
Achilles: Most likely.
Persephone: Sorry, Patroclus. Achilles got in touch last minute and said he'd babysit. You must've gotten our message
Patroclus: Oh, no I didn't actually. It's fine. I can just go.
Bianca: No, not go :(
Nico: Both babysit!
Patroclus: Oh...well as long as it's okay with Uncle Achilles
Achilles: Fine by me
Nico: HOORAY!
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Teen Justice Headcanon
First meeting:
Troy (13): Raven, catch *throws an apple*
Raven (16): *catches it* Thank you.
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In a relationship:
Troy (15): Angel, catch *throws an apple*
Raven (18): *catches it* Thank you, my love.
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During fights:
Raven: *reading a book under a tree*
*leaves rustling and an apple falls from the tree*
Raven: *catches it*
Small Paper on the Apple: I'm sorry :(
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Raven, (24): Troy, catch *throws an apple*
Troy (21): *catches it*
Raven: *smiles at him*
Troy: *smiles back* I do.
#dc comics#dc#teen justice#young justice#teen titans#multiversity teen justice#multiversity#raven#rachel roth#earth 11#genderbend#genderswap#donna troy#donald troy#troy#troia#greek mythology
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Random Questions that Pop Up into my head
Who in the PJO series do you think would be the most chaotic if they had an identical twin (same sex/gender)?
I personally think Will.
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Bianca di Angelo and her Reputation as the Child of Hades (The Nickname)
Percy, giving a tour: And that's pretty much it. Any questions?
Penelope (New Camper): Uhm, no, not really
Percy: Great. So your cabin is right over-
Penelope: Oh, actually, I was wondering if you could tell me where to find the HoA.
Percy: Hunters of Artemis?
Penelope: Yeah. I've actually been meaning to join them
Percy: Oh, well, yeah but you have to talk to Thalia for that.
Later:
Phoebe: Hello, Perseus.
Percy: Hey, Phoebe. This is Penelope. She wants to join the HoA. Is Thalia in?
Penelope: Hi.
Phoebe: Oh, sorry. Thalia went for a short quest. But if she really wants to join, Azrael can take her in.
Percy: No! No, she'll just join when Thalia's back.
Penelope: Wait, but, she said Azrael can take me in.
Percy: Penelope, trust me, you're better off waiting for Thalia
Penelope: Wha- What's wrong with Azrael? It's not like she's gonna kill me.
Percy: Pen, we call her Azrael for a reason. Azrael is the Archangel of Death. It's why we call her that.
Phoebe: Percy-
Percy: She is a child of Hades and she is a force to be reckon with.
Phoebe: Percy-
Percy: She is intimidating, terrifying, and she will not hesitate to steal your soul and dam it for all eternity if need be.
Phoebe: PERCY!
Percy: WHAT?!?!
Phoebe: ...*pushes the door fully to show Bianca*
Percy:
Bianca: Perseus, I do hope that you meant none of that in a bad way.
Percy: No, ma'am. Absolutely not.
Bianca: Mhm...Penelope?
Penelope: Yes, ma'am. I take it that you're Azrael?
Bianca: *extends her hand* Bianca di Angelo. I'm the second lieutenant of the Hunters of Artemis. I'm currently in charge while Thalia is away.
Penelope: *shakes her hand* Nice to meet you. So, you're NOT Azrael
Bianca: Don't worry. Azrael is just my nickname. Come in, I'll fill you in.
Penelope: *enters* Thank you.
Bianca to Percy: Perseus.
Percy: I meant it to sound like she knew who she was dealing with.
Bianca: ...I'll let it slide. Now, shoo
Percy: *runs*
Bianca: *closes the door* Penelope! I have five rules, memorize them. Rule number 1: Don't bother sucking up to me; I already hate you, that's not gonna change.
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Baby Solangelo Part 2
Nico: *crying*
Percy: What happened?!?! Is he okay?!?!
Thalia: Relax, he's okay.
Percy: Then why in Hades is he crying?!
Grover: We were trying to get him to eat his fruits and vegetables
Percy: How did that turn to this?
Annabeth: Grover said, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away"
Percy:
Nico, still crying: I DON'T WANT WILL TO GO AWAY!!!
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@poppitron360 asked for the list of my headcanical middle names of PJO characters
What I think the PJO characters' middle names are/should be
Perseus Anthony Jackson
Annabeth Sophia Chase
Grover Levi Underwood
Thalia Janel Grace
Jason Matthias Grace
Niccoló Maria di Angelo
Bianca Vasilisa di Angelo
Hazel Geneviève Levesque
Piper Danielle McLean
Leonidas Javier Valdez
Luke Vernon Castellan
Clarisse Matilda La Rue
#pjo#percy jackson and the olympians#percy jackson#annabeth chase#nico di angelo#clarisse la rue#bianca di angelo#grover underwood#thalia grace#jason grace#piper mclean#leo valdez#hazel levesque#luke castellan#headcanon
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Nico's Big Brothers
Nico: Conner, can you open this please. *gives him a can of peanut brittle*
Conner: Did Travis okay this?
Nico: Mhm.
Conner: You know you can't eat these kinds of things without drinking water directly after, right?
Nico: Yep.
Conner: Where's your water?
Nico: *points to glass on table*
Conner: Alright *opens can and spring snakes pop out*
Conner:
Nico: :)
Conner: Classic *impressed*
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Nico: Travis!
Travis: What's up, kiddo?
Nico: Annabeth gave me homework. Can you please help me?
Travis: Yeah, sure. *pulls ups a chair and sits on whoopee cushion*
Travis:
Nico: :)
Travis: *pulls out whoopee cushion from underneath him* ...I'll teach you better pranks if you get an A in this.
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Visiting an Aquarium:
Percy, carrying Nico: Nico, c'mon. Look at the pretty fish.
Nico, burying his head in Percy's shoulder: No! I don't like the ocean! The ocean is scary! It's gonna eat me!
Percy: *sigh* C'mon. Look, there's a turtle over there.
Nico: *looks hesitantly*
Percy: See? Over there. *points to turtle* Say, "Hi, Mr. Turtle*
Nico: *waves* Hi, Mr. Turtle.
Turtle: *waves back*
Nico: GAAASP HE WAVED BACK! PERCY, HE WAVED BACK!
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Nico: GROVEEERRRR! *running*
Grover: Woah! Woah! Woah! Nico, calm down. What's wrong?
Nico: *opens his palm to show a baby bird with a broken wing*
Grover: Oooh.
Nico: I think she fell from her nest. B-but you can heal her right? Or Juniper can?
Grover: Nico, I'm sorry. Juniper or I don't have healing powers
Nico: B-but, we can't just leave Beanie alone! He's tiny and just a baby! He needs his family!
Grover: *sigh* I know. C'mon. We'll go to the Apollo cabin to see what they can do. Then we'll put him back in his tree.
Nico: I'll still get to see him, right?
Grover: Of course.
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Jason giving Nico a tour of Camp: And that over there is the arena. It's where we train.
Reyna: Jason! Who's that?
Jason: Oh, Nico, this is Reyna. She's my best friend. Reyna, this is Nico. He's a visitor.
Reyna: We don't accept visitors
Jason: He's an exception. Diana asked us to-
Nico, playing with a dummy sword: Jason, I'm hungry.
Jason: Aww, okay. Let's get you some food.
Octavian: What are you two doing? And what is that? *points to Nico*
Reyna: Back off, Octavian.
Octavian: No. That thing needs to leave. This place is-
Nico: *throws his dummy sword at him*
Octavian: OW!
Jason: Nico!
Reyna:
Jason: Octavian, are you okay? Do you-
Nico: *throws stones, sticks, and whatever he can pick up from the ground at Octavian*
Jason: Nico, you can't-
Reyna: Wait, give him five more seconds to learn his lesson
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Nico: *wakes up from his afternoon nap*
Alice: Oh, looks like someone's awake from his nap
Nico: Clovis...
Clovis: *picks him up* I'm here, kiddo. You need anything?
Nico: Hungy...
Clovis: Alright. Let's get you some food. Did you have a good nap?
Nico: Mhm. I had a good dream
Clovis: Aww, tell me all about it.
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Nico: Charlie.
Charles: Yes, Nico? What is it?
Nico: Can you make something?
Charles: It's kind of what we do here. What do you need?
Nico: I made my sister mad.
Charles: What happened?
Nico: I almost broke her bow. So I want to make it up to her.
Charles: So you want me to make her a new bow?
Nico: Not exactly. *shows paper*
Charles and other Cabin 9 kids: *looks*
Charles: Oh, wow. That's...that's certainly something.
Nico: Can you make it?
Charles: Maybe like...2? 3 weeks?
Soon:
Bianca: Hey...Charles, right?
Charles: That's me. What can I help you with?
Bianca: Nico said that he had you make something for me?
Charles: Oh, so you're Nico's sister. Yeah, I have what he asked for. *hands over case*
Bianca: What is it?
Charles: *opens case* He felt bad about almost breaking your bow so he had me make you this. *shows violin*
Bianca: Oh, wow. That's...very generous of you. All of you.
Charles: That's not where it ends. *pushes a button at the top and the violin turns to a bow*
Bianca:
Charles: He had blueprints and everything.
Bianca: I'm going to say something I swore I'd never say. Oh my Gods.
Charles: *chuckles*
Bianca: How much does he owe you?
Charles: Ah, it's on the house. It looked really cool and all of us wanted to take a shot at it. It was fun enough for us to make it.
Violin
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Nico: *crying cuz he fell fown and scraped his knee*
Lee: Nico, calm down.
Nico: It hurts!!
Lee: I know, kiddo. I know.
Nico: I want Bia!!
Lee: Michael already called for her. Just be a good boy and keep still, okay?
Nico: *nods*
Lee: Okay, there we go. *blows on his wound and applies betadine*
Nico: Can I get a lollipop later?
Lee: Well, if you're a good boy, I can give you one in your favorite flavor. *patches him up* And we're done. See? That wasn't so bad, right?
Bianca, coming in: Nico?
Lee: Over here. He's fine. He just scraped his knee. Nothing a little betadine can't fix.
Bianca: Oh, good. Thank you.
Lee: Yeah. And he was a very strong boy. *shows lollipop jar* Here you go, Nico.
Nico: Yay!
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Michael: Good. Don't close your eye. It'll be harder if you do. Stand properly
Nico: *does as he's told*
Michael: And...release.
Nico: *shoots an arrow bullseye* I DID IT!!!
Michael: YEAAA! *picks up Nico* Aww, great job, little man.
Nico: DID YOU SEE IT? MICKEY, DID YOU SEE IT?!?!
Michael: I saw it. And it was perfect. C'mon, let's go tell Bianca.
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Nico is a (Tall) Baby, Bianca is Alive
11yo Nico, 4'9: Aaaagh!
Bianca: What's wrong?
Nico: I'm not getting any taller
Bianca: I'm sure you're just a late bloomer. You'll get taller
Nico: I'll never reach 5ft :(
---Two Years Later---
Hunters of Artemis arrive at Camp:
Percy: Heeeey, Bianca.
Bianca: ...what happened?
Percy: Nothing! Nothing...drastic. I mean, you've only been gone for like... three? Four months?
Bianca: Perseus. Anthony. Jackson.
Percy:
Bianca: Talk.
Percy: Nico...changed
Bianca: Changed how?
13yo Nico, 5'8": BIANCA! YOU'RE BACK!
5'4" Bianca: ...what in Hades have you been feeding him?!?!?
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Nico is a Baby, Bianca is Alive (ft. Thalia)
Stargazing:
Nico: How about that one?
Thalia: Well, that one is the Cassiopeia. See how it's shaped like the letter W?
Nico: Oooh, look! That's the Big Dipper and the Small Dipper.
Bianca: Yeah. They are. Good eyes, Nico
Nico: What's that one?
Bianca:
Thalia: ... *looks at Bianca*
Bianca: That...is Zoë.
Nico: Like Bia and Thalia's friend!
Thalia: Yeah.
Nico: How come I never see Zoë anymore?
Bianca: She's uh...
Thalia: She went somewhere where she's really happy.
Nico: Really?
Thalia: Yeah.
Nico: Will I ever get to see her again?
Thalia: *looks at Bianca*
Bianca: No, Nico. She can't visit anymore.
Nico: Aww. I never got to say thank you
Thalia: Why did you want to say thank you?
Nico: Cuz she lets me see Bianca and Thalia even if they're Hunters of Artemis already. She takes care of you and protects you.
Thalia:
Bianca: Sorry, Nico. She can't come visit anymore.
Nico: Don't you miss her?
Bianca: Of course we do. Everyday.
Nico: So, why can't we just go to her instead?
Bianca:
Thalia: It doesn't work like that, Nico.
Nico: Well...why not?
Thalia: It's just not. She's... She's happy where she is.
Nico: Oh...
Bianca: *deep breath* Alright. Time for bed.
Nico: Awww :(
Bianca: C'mon. We can go again tomorrow night.
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Bianca, sitting on the roof of the Hades Cabin:
Thalia, finding her: Hey.
Bianca: Hi
Thalia: Thought I might find you here. *sits next to her* What'cha doing?
Bianca: *looks up at the stars* Just talking.
Thalia: *pulls her close to a hug* I miss her, too.
#i have this headcanon that whenever Bianca feels the need to talk to someone#she'd go and talk to Zoë#or talk to her stars at least#percy jackson and the olympians#pjo#percy jackson#nico di angelo#bianca di angelo#thalia grace#zoe nightshade#zoë nightshade#sad#angst
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Apollo and Hyacinthus was the First Meeting and the It Wasn't Meant To Be
Achilles and Patroclus was the Second Chance and the There Wasn't Enough Time
Will and Nico is the Reincarnated Souls That Have Been Looking For Each Other In Every Lifetime
#apollo#hyacinthus#apollo and hyacinthus#pjo#percy jackson and the olympians#achilles#patroclus#patrochilles#hades#tsoa#the song of achilles#song of achilles#will solace#nico di angelo#solangelo
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Bianca di Angelo and Her Reputation as the Child of Hades
POV: Bianca visits Nico, who is staying with the Jackson family + Paul and Annabeth for school time
Sally, getting a call from the principal: Okay. Okay, please wait. I'll ask her. Bianca, dear?
Bianca, playing mythomagic with Nico and Paul: Yes, Ms. Jackson?
Sally: I just got a call from the principal. Did you tell a few boys to turn themselves in for bullying?
Paul:
Bianca: ...I remember doing something of the sort.
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Bianca, dropping off Nico to school: Okay, now, you remember what to do if someone calls you that again?
Nico: I tell an adult or Mr. Blofis.
Bianca: That's right. *kisses his forehead* Go.
Nico: Bye, Bia! :) *waves goodbye and leaves*
Bianca: :)
Random guy: Hey. Haven't seen you around here before. You new?
Bianca, getting bad vibes: No, I go to the other side of the school. I'm just dropping my brother off.
Guy: I'm Doug. I'm...part of the welcoming committee here.
Bianca: not interested.
Doug: Psh. Give it 30 minutes in the janitor's closet and-
Nico, running over: BIA! Look, I made this flower yesterday *shows paper flower*
Bianca, smiling: That's very pretty Nico. Why don't you go show your teacher?
Nico, sees Doug: *hides besides Bianca* That's him. That's the guy who keeps calling me the f word.
Bianca:
Doug Friend: Get out of here, kid.
Bianca: Don't talk to my brother that way.
Doug Friend: Don't tell us what to do, bitch.
Nico: MY SISTER ISN'T A BITCH!
Doug: SHUT UP!
Bianca: ...Nico, go back to class.
Nico: ... *sticks his tongue out then leaves*
Bianca: *sighs* Why don't we start over? I'll take that closet offer if it's still available.
Guys:
Doug: Hehehe. Now that's more like it
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Sally:
Paul:
Sally: What happened then?
Bianca: Oh, nothing much. Just a few things that I can't mention with Nico around.
Sally: Okay, well. The principal called to ask me how long you think he should suspend them for.
Paul: ...He...asked Bianca how long they should be suspended.
Bianca: Hmm, two weeks school suspension and one month detention should be enough.
Sally: ...I'll tell him that. *goes back to the phone*
Nico: I WIN!
Paul: What- AGAIN?! Okay, do over! I'm taking you down this time
Nico: That's what you said 5 times ago.
Paul: Hey, 6th time's a charm.
Percy, coming home with Annabeth: We're home!
Sally: Ah! Hey, you two.
Annabeth: Oooh. You guys playing mythomagic? Who won?
Nico: I DID! I WON 5 TIMES NOW!
Bianca: No, we were tied on the 3rd round
Percy: The weirdest thing just happened.
Paul: What is it?
Percy: I got called into the principal's office today. He said that there are some guys who wanted to apologize to Nico.
Everyone: *looks at Bianca*
Bianca: That one I had nothing to do with.
#pjo#percy jackson and the olympians#percy jackson#annabeth chase#nico di angelo#percabeth#paul blofis#bianca di angelo#sally jackson#nico protection squad#pjo incorrect quotes#incorrect percy jackson quotes
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Big Three Kids Moment
Only the Greek Big Three Kids
Nico, crying, running towards Thalia: THALIAAAA!
Thalia: Nico, what's wrong?!
Percy, running towards them: Nico!
Nico: *hides behind Thalia*
Percy: Nico, I'm sorry. I didn't mean it!
Nico: YES, YOU DID!
Thalia: What in Hades happened?!?!? *whispers to Percy* Start explaining, Seaweed Brain. I'm dead to Bianca if I can't explain this to her.
Percy: We got into a fight. I said something in the heat of the moment. I didn't mean it! Nico, I'm sorry!
Nico: *cries*
Thalia: Nico, *kneels down to him* What did Percy say?
Nico: He said I was acting like a straight white man.
Thalia: GASSSPS *hugs Nico tightly* Percy, how DARE you?!?!
Percy: I swear I didn't mean it. I just got caught up in the moment!
Nico: I'M NOT A STRAIGHT WHITE MAN! I'M A GAY ITALIAN BOI!
Thalia: Yes, you are. *to Percy* You know I have to tell Bianca.
Percy: Please don't.
Thalia: Percy, her troop comes back tonight. What am I gonna tell her if she sees him crying?
Percy: THALIA, I'M BEGGING YOU!
Thalia: I have to. But I'll do you a favor and soften the blow. I can't guarantee you what punishment she'll give you then.
Percy: I'll take what I can get.
Thalia: What did she do last time?
Percy: She made me eat a bowl of seaweed.
Thalia: Doesn't sound so bad
Percy: Raw.
Thalia: *shivers* What do you think she'll do this time?
Percy: There's no telling. We'll have to wait.
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Bianca, carrying Nico: He WHAT?!?!?!
Thalia: Yeah...
Percy: ONLY FOR A LITTLE WHILE! I instantly apologized and made it up to him.
Bianca:
Percy: So...no big deal
Bianca: Percy, you made him cry to the point where he had to go to Thalia for comfort. If it wasn't a big deal, he wouldn't have run away from you and wouldn't have hid from you.
Percy: *ashamed*
Thalia: So, what are you gonna do?
Bianca: *sighs* I'll take your word for it and believe that you only said it in the heat of the moment. But you will not go unpunished
Thalia: Sooo...
Bianca: Nothing too severe. Since you hurt Nico with words, so should you be.
Percy: So you're gonna...insult me?
Bianca: Worse. I'm going to make you question your life.
Percy: Uh...
Bianca: *steps towards him* You know blueberries aren't really blue, right?
Percy: ( Ŏ艸Ŏ)
Thalia: (｢ ⊙Д⊙)｢
Percy: Say that's a lie.
Bianca: It's not.
Percy: Bianca. Say. That's. A. Lie!
Bianca, turning away and walking towards the Hades Cabin: Go ask Annabeth. She'll confirm it.
Percy: (⚆ᗝ⚆)
Thalia, pats his shoulder: Sorry, pal
Percy: ...ANNABETH! ᕕ(╯°□°)ᕗ
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Directions on how to use:
Use him as a human shield, he's too cute to hurt. Hurt him, he will fight back.
Camper: Time to die
Will: not so fast. I cast, NICO SHIELD!
Throw his switch towards your attacker and he will chase it back down to continue his game
Will, throwing Nico's switch: Go get it boy. Go get it!
Nico, chasing it: NOOOO! I STILL HAVE TO REUNITE PATROCLUS AND ACHILLES!
he's not wrong
#will solace#nico di angelo#solangelo#pjo#percy jackson#heroes of olympus#pjo hoo#pjo hoo toa#riordanverse#fanart#art
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Nico Protection Squad
WARNING: Use of hateful slur
Nico, coming home from school with Percy: Hey, Reyna. Hey, Jason.
Reyna: Hey, Nico.
Jason: Hey, Buddy
Percy: Hey, guys. Uh, Nico, why don't you go to your room and rest. We need to talk.
Nico: Mkay. *leaves*
Percy: Make sure to do your homework, alright?
Nici: Uh huh!
Reyna: What happened?
Jason: Is he okay?
Percy: ...we need to call the team
---Later---
At one of their rooms:
Percy: Good day, everyone. I know it's late and it's unusual for me to call a meeting at this time but this is an emergency
Annabeth: But first, an attendance check. Annabeth? Here. Bianca?
Hazel: Oh, she comes back next week
Annabeth: Ok. Jason? Here. Thalia? Here. Percy? Here. Hazel? Here. Piper? Here. Reyna? Here. Will? Here. Grover? Here. Leo? Here. Frank? Here. And Mr. D? Present! Ok, that should be everyone. Take it away Percy
Percy, clearing his throat: Okay, I need you guys to swear that you will not go berserk right after this and you will remain seated until we have a plan.
Everyone:
Percy: So, I was picking up Nico from class. On the drive back, he...
Hazel: He what?
Percy: He...asked me what a faggot was.
Everyone:
Thalia: WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
Will: Is he okay?!
Hazel: Where did he even learn that from?!
Jason: Did someone call him that?!?!?
Reyna: WHO THE HELL WOULD CALL HIM THAT?!?!?
Leo: Every single douchebag in school, of course!
Piper: You think they'd learn their lesson after the first time
Percy: *gavels* Order! Order!
Grover: I think we're all missing the point here. How's Nico doing?
Percy: He's fine. I asked him where he knew the word from. He said someone was calling him that, a couple of students a year above him apparently.
Frank: What happened then?
Percy: I asked him if he knew their names. He didn't and he asked me again what it meant.
Will: What did you say?
Percy: I didn't answer. There was a McDonalds right there and I went for it. He took the bait and has been quiet for the whole car ride.
Grover: So...what do we do?
Leo: OH! *raises his hand* WE'LL SET THEIR LOCKERS ON FIRE!
Thalia: I think what Grover meant was what do we do for now? We don't know these guys, and we don't know how much it's affecting Nico.
Reyna: Thalia's right. We need to have a plan to protect Nico and catch these bastards.
Annabeth: Percy and I already thought about it.
Percy: Introducing the Pick up/Drop off Nico Chart. We each get a schedule of when to pick him up, and when to drop him off
Annabeth: And to make sure we catch these guys, we think it would be best to see Nico off to his classrooms or at least the building.
Thalia, raising her hand: Uhm-
Percy: Don't worry. We adjusted it for times you guys are away. Which is why we used magnets to represent us. See? I'm the water droplet, Annabeth's the owl, Grover's the goat, Leo's the fire, you're the tree, Hazel's the-
Annabeth: They get it, Percy. All in favor of the chart say aye
Everyone, raises their hand: Aye!
Leo: So how are we gonna get back at these guys?
Jason: We could tell them off to the dean
Percy: You'd suggest that, wouldn't you, Mr. Goody Two Shoes?
Piper: I can charmspeak them to do embarassing stuff
Percy: Eh, we need something more
Annabeth: I'm writing that one down, it sounds funny
Mr D.: I am the God of Insanity. I can just drive them crazy.
Annabeth: Mr. D, no.
Percy: Not a bad idea though. I'm writing it down.
Will: Wait. I think I figured out another problem
Percy: What is it, Will?
Will: Who tells Bianca?
Everyone:
Percy: ...all in favor of keeping this a secret from Bianca, say aye?
Everyone, terrified: Aye!
Will: Whu- Percy, no. Remember that time you didn't tell her about how you accidentally destoryed Nico's mythomagic cards and made him sad for nearly a month?
Percy: *shivers* I still get nightmares from that.
Annabeth: Fine. Who tells her?
Everyone: *looks at Reyna and Thalia*
Reyna: No
Thalia: Absolutely not.
Mr. D: Hang on. If Bianca is so terrifying, why not just give the guys to her?
Percy: Mr. D, although that's a tempting plan, there is no telling what Bianca will do to those guys if we let her get near them.
Mr. D: She can't be THAT scary.
Everyone: Yes, she can.
Percy: With what she did to me? She might as well have sent me to Tartarus!
Frank: Gods, what did she do to him?
Annabeth: She took away all the blue in our apartment and replaced them with orange.
Percy: It took a month before she put them back! There was no blue food for a month!
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Nico's Big Sisters (Getting Ready for a Date)
Piper, putting eye shadow on him: Almost...Done!
Nico: *opens his eyes*
Piper: Ok! Time to do your hair.
Annabeth: Now, what do you do if he asks about your day?
Nico: I tell him about my day but don't be too personal. And then I ask him about his day.
Annabeth: Okay. Now, how about if he asks-
Thalia: Annie, it's a date, not an exam
Annabeth: I'm just helping him get ready
Thalia: Mhm. Nico, listen up. If this guy tries anything funny, you tell him that your favorite cousin is a daughter of Zeus and a Hunter of Artemis
Reyna: That's too much. You gotta shorten it. Just say that your cousin and best friend know where he lives... cuz we do
Thalia: Ugggh, can't you just tell us how this'll go, Rachel?
Rachel, painting his nails: Not the kind of prediction I do. But there's no ominous feeling yet, so I'm sure he'll be fine. Speaking of 'fine', his nails look great
Annabeth: Can we please go back to studying?
Clarisse: Sure, Nico, what do you do if he does something to you that you don't want him to.
Nico: I take my pretty white teeth, I go for the neck, and don't let go until he stops twitching
Everyone:
Clarisse: That's my boy.
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Nico: Hi, Will!
Will: Hi, Nico. Oh, hey, Bianca. Hey, Zoë
Bianca: Hi, Will
Zoë: Hello, William
Bianca: Uhm, Nico, where's your bag?
Nico: Oh, it's- Oh, must've forgotten it in the cabin. Be right back *leaves*
Bianca:
Zoë:
Will:
Bianca: William, do you understand the seriousness of what you're about to do?
Will: Yes, I do, Ms Bianca.
Zoë: And thou understands that once thou enters into this relationship, it will most likely last forever?
Will: Yes, Ms Zoë
Bianca: You do understand that just because your aunt is our boss, doesn't mean we wont hurt you, right?
Will: I didn't doubt it
Zoë: And thou understands that there will be consequences for thy actions if thou so much as make him frown?
Will: Yes, I do.
Zoë: Good. Know that from now on, thou will be watched every single time thou is with Niccoló
Will: I completely understand
Bianca: Alright. Be back an hour before curfew. No drinking, no smoking, or else I will call our father and have him put a fast track on your soul and life.
Will: Understood, Ms. Bianca
Nico: I got my bag!
Bianca: Oh, how cute! Alright, you kids have fun!!
Nico: Bye, Sorella! Bye, Zoë!
Zoë: Enjoy thy time, patatino!
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Dick: It's my hand, I want you to take it!
Donna: You want me to...take your hand
Dick: Yeah :D
Donna: ...alright, then *takes his hand by the wrist and pulls out her sword*
Dick: DONNA, NO! THAT'S NOT WHAT THAT MEANS!
Here’s a little something I made a while ago… forgot to post… my bad
…just for context’s sake, Wally is laughing at Dick…
#fan art#art#dc#funny#dc comics#fan comic#dick grayson#robin#Donna troy#Wonder Woman#teen titans#the mighty teen titans
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