It's 2023 and this joke is still somehow even funnier than ever.

just cause the wrapper is wrinkled doesnt mean the candy aint sweet 😉

this sounds like something that one really horny golden girl would say

That’s the way it happened, your honor

sometimes i watch golden girls and i just tear up remembering everything each cast member did for the queer community

estelle getty lost her nephew to AIDS and moved in with him during the last months of his life to take care of him. she started a foundation that cares for people affected by AIDS that's still there to this day. she saw one of the writers on her show was queer, walked right up to him and said "you're one of us!" and promised to protect him. she put her career on the line to become an outspoken ally of AIDS patients at a time when it would've been career suicide

bea arthur was a staunch gay and trans ally who donated a lot of her time and money to helping homeless lgbt youth. when she died, she left them thousands of dollars to stay afloat after she was gone. she was incredibly socially active in the queer community!

rue mcclanahan was a staunch advocate of marriage rights for gay couples and openly devoted her time and money for the fight for equality. she also openly participated in queer spaces and loved the community with her entire heart. she was intimately aware of gay mens' particular love for her character blanche and she fully embraced it

everybody knows by now about betty white's activism, but i'll say it anyway. not only did she join the fight for marriage equality, but she was a great mother to her lesbian stepdaughter. she participated in anti-bullying campaigns specifically against lgbt youth. she accompanied liberace to events because it wasn't safe for him to be out. she loved us and she fought for us just like the others

all four of them did SO MANY amazing things for us, and it makes me happy that we had people like them -- that we still do in people like dolly parton! we didn't deserve them. i wish i could've met all of them and told them how grateful i am!

The Golden Girls // S02E02: Ladies of the Evening

The way they slowly get split up and go missing is sending me

back on my golden girls bullshit lads

Sigma Mare

Animation by Makaryo

Voices by Scrill0w

Original Comic by Punkitt - @punkitt-is-here

The Golden Girls were playing a Star Wars TTRPG where they all had their own Star Wars OCs. Blanche’s character was a sexy C-3PO with massive honkers.

GOLDEN GIRLS 1x22 - "Job Hunting" (1986) Dir. Paul Bogart

[Dorothy] I mean, if he's selling encyclopedias, why didn't he try to sell us a set?[Rose] You know what else is so strange about it? He didn't bring them in. || S05E18

“here’s my 15 step anti aging skin care routine” “i’m so scared of getting old i’m turning 24 this year! i’m ancient” “life goes on after you hit 25 💕” “shes (35 yo woman) such a milf i want her” ANYWAY. if i had a time machine i would live out my biggest dream which is to fuck bea arthur. everyone else with a time machine is probably going to go kill hitler but like. girl. the paradox. i’m smarter and more selfish and I’m going to 1985 to fuck bea arthur so good i change the course of golden girls canon and be the reason dorthy has a lesbian arc. you will all thank me.

yeah you fuckin tell her my dude

Old woman yuri

The Golden Girls // S03E24: Mister Terrific