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daddiesdrarryy · 13 days
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James: How do you feel about children?
Regulus: They’re okay, I guess. I mean, if I saw one, I wouldn’t throw a rock at it
James: Why would you throw a rock at a child?
Regulus: I just said I wouldn’t!
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static-radio-ao3 · 3 months
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@jegulus-microfic // february 7 // prompt: star // words: 1,416 // cw: referenced sexual content // part 1 + part 3
“So let me get this straight,” Barty says, pacing in front of the couch where Regulus is sitting with his back straight and his hands tucked between his knees. “You sucked off your ex in the bathroom, picked a fight with him because he wanted to return the favor, ended up hooking up with him and staying the night, and now you’re telling me he texted you?”
Barty ticked off every point he made, a full five fingers now held up in front of Regulus' face. Five offenses. Regulus fights to maintain eye contact but his resolve crumbles under Barty's unyielding stare. Barty Crouch Junior, a force of nature. If only he'd use his powers for good.
“That would be correct,” Regulus says after a moment of silence.
“And his name in your phone is do not fucking respond.”
“That would also be correct.”
“And what did you do?”
“I responded.” Regulus at least has the decency to hang his head in shame. He remembers how long it took his friends to piece him back together in the aftermath of Hurricane James.
Barty sighs, bone-deep and long-suffering. He pinches the bridge of his nose before dropping his hand and turning to face Regulus again. “Follow-up question: were you dropped on your head as an infant?”
Regulus perks up at that, because “Well—”
“Don’t answer that,” Barty says, voice clipped. “God, Regulus. Gold star for being a fucking idiot.”
“In my defense,” Regulus starts. He doesn't continue though. Lets the silence stretch until there is no give anymore. Barty cocks an impatient eyebrow. “He looked really good,” Regulus finishes lamely. A red flush crawls up his neck and Regulus is sure it makes the mottled bites and bruises on his skin stand out even more.
Barty stops pacing to shoot Regulus an incredulous look. “That’s such a bad excuse? He always looks good? If you’re gonna be dropping to your knees as soon as he's within a two-mile radius, just— don’t.”
“But—”
And really, Regulus isn’t sure why he’s about to argue. He absolutely should be kept away from James at all times and he’d been so good at it for a while, but then. Well. Before he gets a chance to argue though, Barty cuts him off again.
“Don't make me call Pandora. She will bring the list.”
That does shut Regulus up. A huge file with an annotated bibliography and an itemized list of why Regulus should stay away from James. They had used it against him before and it worked every time. This time though, he didn’t want his weaknesses pointed out to him just yet.
“Fine. I won't talk to James anymore.”
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“And then you have the fucking audacity to text me?” Regulus asks, incredulity bleeding into his voice. James seems unbothered by it though, hip cocked against the kitchen counter and arms crossed over his chest.
“Would you rather I call you?” He asks.
Regulus whirls on him. “No! I'd rather you not reach out to me at all!”
“See, once again, I am finding that hard to believe.” James pushes himself off the counter and steps closer to Regulus. “Did celibacy make a liar out of you? Or did I fuck you so good you forgot all the things you said last night?” He keeps his voice low as he says it, but Regulus hears it loud and clear. He shifts under James’ sharp gaze. Eyes lazily tracking the way Regulus moves.
“I'm not fucking lying. Last night was a mistake,” Regulus lies. Because that’s what he does now. Apparently.
“Technically two,” James says. He bites his bottom lip thoughtfully, eyes stuck on one of the many bruises littering Regulus’ neck.
Regulus doesn’t need the reminder, he can feel the bites and bruises sting with every turn of his head. Hands pressed palm to palm and the two of them chest to chest. A leg between Regulus’ own and his voice so wrecked he didn’t realize it was his at first. James, softened by the low light in the room, all his sharp edges blurring into pleasure. The hum of a moan into the heated skin of his neck.
“Technically three,” Regulus murmurs, eyes getting hazy, but he catches himself a second later, straightening. “But that's not what we're talking about!”
“Isn’t it?” James cocks his head. A lazy smirk pulls at James’ lips. The sight makes something simmer hot in Regulus’ gut. “We seem awful good at making mistakes. Maybe they're not mistakes at all.”
“All of this was a mistake! From the beginning! We shouldn't have hooked up and we shouldn't have dated and none of this should've fucking happened. Not last night, not last year, none of it.” Regulus takes a heaving breath. Considers saying more, but then James cuts in with:
“Are you done?”
“What?”
“I asked if you were done.”
“I— Yeah. I guess.”
James takes a step closer again, boxing Regulus in against the table. He presses his palms down on the flat surface, one on each side of Regulus’ hips. He has to look up a bit to be able to look James in the eye when they’re this close. He always liked it.
“You know what, that would've hurt my feelings if I believed you. Although I guess I do think this was a mistake. In a way.”
The feeling of James’ breath hitting the side of his neck makes Regulus shiver. James dips down for the barest, briefest moment and drags his lips along the column of Regulus’ neck, tracing the path he laid out the night before. It takes Regulus a second to realize what James just said, too caught up in his closeness to register the words. He isn't prepared for the way that statement makes him feel, a sharp pang in his chest and a dull ache all the way down his fingertips. He curls them into fists, keeps them resolutely in his lap. But before he has a chance to react, James continues.
“See, I think we never should've broken up. Mistake number one.” James takes the smallest of steps backward just to be able to raise his pointer finger. Regulus misses the heat instantly. “And I think you shouldn't have left this morning. Mistake number two.” He raises a second finger. “And you know what they say about mistakes.”
He glances at Regulus thoughtfully, waiting for him to fill in the blanks.
“Don't fucking make them?” Regulus asks.
“All good mistakes come in threes,” James corrects, a third finger now being held up.
“No one says that.”
“Maybe they should.”
“No, James,” Regulus shakes his head and leans back, putting some distance between himself and James. Or trying to, at least. “This is a bad idea and we both know it.”
James just leans into him more. Regulus goes a little cross-eyed trying to maintain eye contact. His focus is drawn to James’ lips instead. He remembers them pink and bitten. Stretched wide, spit clicking the corners.
“Come on, baby,” James hedges. “No more mistakes. Just me and you. And I'll be so good for you, good to you, I swear.”
His voice is molten honey, hot and sweet, and it sticks to Regulus’ skin like a physical thing.
And Regulus only has so much resolve. He unclenches his fists, allowing himself to reach out and touch. But the smooth fabric of James’ sweater is a poor substitute for the thing he really craves. It buzzes in his veins, a steady hum that's getting increasingly harder to ignore. There is no alcohol in his system to blur the lines he'd once drawn, he steps over them with his eyes wide open.
“You're addicting, you know that?” Regulus murmurs, mouth a few scant inches from James’. “Just can't fucking quit you. You and your Jamesness.”
Before James can reply, Regulus curls a hand over James’ throat and tugs him into a kiss. The buzzing in his veins quiets immediately, satisfaction rushing through them instead. It’s heady, kissing James again, even though it’s only been a couple of hours since their last kiss. James really is addicting. And Regulus is a weak, weak man.
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is that a phone in your pocket or are you happy to see me [group • 4 members]
reg: hey guys....
evan: you're an embarrassment
barty: @panda send the fuckinf list
pandora: reasons why regulus should keep his dick in his pants and out of his ex [file type: PDF • 53 pages]
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k-llforme · 2 months
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what do u mean by Bipolar Barty "I will burn anyone who dares to lay a hand on you and accept my descent into insanity without you" Crouch Jr and BPD Evan "I'm going to rip my flesh apart to gift you my heart and beg Death to let me stay with you" Rosier are not codependent?
Like girl, what do you mean?
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blindbisexualgoose · 4 months
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Babe wake up new meme formats just dropped
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sebbianas · 10 months
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part 1, part 2, part 3
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part 4 of jegulus twitter confession au
what do you think is going to happen next? barty’s death or jeggy actually talking?
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I want a fic where Regulus, Evan, and Pandora were originally going to Beauxbatons, or whatever fancy rich French private school and recently transferred to Hogwarts or whatever and it's just a fic telling of their shenanigans of being the hot rich new french kids, eventually with Barty and Dorcas when they get integrated into the gang.
Pandora mostly switching in and out of English and French on her own whims despite whoever she's talking to bc she's a little manic pixie dream girl (/pos) and ends up comforting Dorcas late one night with her chatter because Dorcas finds it hard to sleep (which she eventually ends up bonding with Regulus over) and Pandora trying her best to not blow anything up in potions/chem class after the first time because she "just wanted to know what would happen" and ends up getting partnered with Lily
Evan needing tutoring because he can't focus in class because it's not *interesting* and the teachers use words he doesn't fully understand half the time and so he has to get help from the smartest motherfucker in town, Barty Crouch Jr because Reg will make fun of him if Evan asks him. and Barty, despite Evan thinking that he's probably actually insane half the time, isn't all that bad.
Regulus being a little shit who terrorizes his brother in literally all the ways he possibly could, speaking to Sirius in only french because he knows he hates that, flirting with his brother's friends, getting on the football/ quidditch team, ANYTHING. Even if his flirting turns into something a little more real.
idk, I just think it would be a fun fic idea. Rosier Twins and Regulus dramatically walking through the halls and talking shit in French like the bad bitches they are
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terymlxyrstdus · 7 months
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barty "big hoodies" crouch jr. and evan "always stealing barty's hoodies" rosier
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elysianymph · 1 year
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read through my newest wip again instead of studying physics. enjoy this snippet of regulus panicking:
“Why are you…” Regulus trails off, swallowing the lump in his throat, “shirtless?”
James raises his eyebrows like he hadn't noticed he was walking around flashing his built chest and wide shoulders and making everyone drool at the sight of him. He looks down at his naked torso and up at Regulus again with a sheepish smile. “Oh, I lost my shirt,” he says with a shrug like it's no big deal, like he hadn't just helped Regulus’ mind create a fantasy he will be thinking about for the next two weeks.
“You lost your shirt?” Regulus repeats dumbly as he commands his eyes to stay focused on James’ face lest he look like a complete idiot drooling over James Potter who has a girlfriend. A really nice, pretty girlfriend. Said girlfriend also wears peach scented lip gloss and Regulus is dying to know if it tastes like the fruit too. Oh, right- James!
“Yeah,” James nods, “I brought it here with me but someone must've taken it while I was showering. I swear I had placed it on the bench over there, but well… it’s not there anymore.” He gives Regulus another smile, scratching the back of his neck.
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yvieliny · 5 months
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SHIT MY FRIENDS HAVE SAID PT.4
Evan,Pandora and Regulus hanging under a tree watching as Dorcas and Barty play quidditch
“I am telling you all he is the most lovely beautiful person in the world, he has all the right ideas” Evan said dreamily looking at Barty
Barty proceeds to fall of his broom and when he gets up and walks he trips and falls on a pile of mud cursing out a nearby hufflepuff
“Yeah, if all the right ideas where huge red flags approach with caution signs” Regulus leaned to whisper to Pandora
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daddiesdrarryy · 1 month
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Pandora: How have you been, Reg?
Regulus: Well, I’m under stress, I’m under pressure!
Regulus: The only thing I’m NOT under is James Potter
Regulus: Which is a bloody shame honestly
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mildlyanxiousverge · 1 year
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Luna saw a letter at the back of her mother's picture, It came with a picture Luna recognized. When she was younger, her mum used to tell her stories about the starman, the brightest one her mother recognized, and ofcourse, if her mother found the starman the brightest Luna did too. Her mum used to tell her that the starman would've adored her if he had the time to meet her–but unfortunately, he needed to be back in the sky, because he was done granting wishes down here– and at the very end of every story, her mum would always take the picture out, and show it to her as a proof that starman did exist, that he was there to grant her mother's wishes, to be loved.
Her mother didn't know that she stays up, even after the story, and hear her cry at the picture, hugging it close–Luna thinks she misses him–So every night, she would look at one of the stars, and hope that It was starman, she would wish and wish for him to come back. And when that didn't work, she wished for anything, and everything–a hat, a book, a peacock–anything random, just for starman to comeback, because he needs to grant more wishes.
She looks at the letter and found it crumpled and a complete mess. The paper looks like it was dragged in the water–It looks like someone cried everytime they read it–She opened it and the ink is still neat–like someone was afraid to lose the last piece of someone, and used every spell imaginable to protect It–A neat handwriting welcomed her, and so, she begins to read.
My dearest, Pandora
I will be gone by the time you read this letter, and because of that, I will start with the most important thing you need to know; I love you. Pans, I cannot die without you knowing just how I much I will live for you, and I somehow always talk to you about the stars brighter than mine, but, they will never outshine you for you are My Universe, and somehow you chose me as your brightest star. You thought me everything from "the grass is green" to "It's okay to love" and for that, If I am capable of loving someone, it will be you. It will always be you. You hold every good in this world, and keep it in your tiny box–and yet, you shared every single one of them, with me. I'm sorry I won't be there for your future... Your dream wedding, your first job, and all the first and last you'll be experiencing, and most of all, Luna. Are you still gonna name your future daughter that? I wouldn't blame you if you didn't, after all this, I wouldn't be shocked If you didn't read this letter, but, with all the stars in the galaxy, I'm wishing you did.
I wrote another letter for our Luna, If you ever named your daughter that, I want her to read It. It will be my way of meeting her, our moon.
With all the love left in me,
Regulus, Your brightest star.
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k-llforme · 2 months
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Regulus - Handsomely Pretty like an incoming storm and the dark sea, like the dark ink of secret letters in the middle of a New Moon, like an untold promise and tainted daggers;
Dorcas - Gorgeous like prohibited desire and fascinating as a battlefield, like everlasting burning fire, like bloody teeth, sharp tongue and deadly gaze, like destruction in the name of love;
Barty - Attractively hot in a seductive way, like the snake of the sacred garden of Eden, like the temptation of danger or of freedom, like madness and bloodied fingers;
Evan + Pandora - Ethereal Beauty but one more sophisticated and deadly like poison, like a black bleeding rose, the occult, enchanted beings and sharp tools and the other more wild and untamable like savage nature and raw electricity, like cleverness and rage, like true witchcraft and deadly potions.
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lupiinist · 20 days
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"Barty Crouch is in love with his best friend; Evan Rosier, said best friend, has no idea of such a fact.
They are an everlasting storm bound to happen."
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/54919480/chapters/139213990
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queenoferdas · 7 months
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What if I screamed into the void about the black brothers?
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siroldisfertig · 9 months
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shipping evan x barty, regulus x barty, AND regulus x james is just like shipping eddie x richie, stan x richie, AND stan x bill
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percy15 · 2 years
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The Marauders always friendly bully Remus about his “old man jumpers” but you best believe the moment it drops under 50 degrees everyone at Hogwarts has on his jumpers like imagine it:
Remus is getting back from the library when he finds Sirius asleep in one of Remus’ jumpers and Remus is just like ‘ya know what it’s fine he’s my bf he’s allowed to steal my jumpers’
BUT THEN James walks out of the bathroom wearing another of Remus’ jumpers and Remus is just like ‘I’m done with my friends’ and he walks downstairs to hangout by the fire when he sees MARY AND LILY SNUGGLED TOGETHER IN REMUS’ JUMPER!!!!
And Remus is just fuming at this point so he decides to go relax and drink some hot cocoa so he heads down to the kitchen and when he gets there he is greet with Regulus just sitting on a table drink small sips of tea IN REMUS’ JUMPER and when Remus asks where the hell Regulus got his jumper Reg just shrugs and says that he think James have it to him because he’s always cold and just takes another sip of his tea and Remus is just done with everyone
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