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lucky-bishova-42 · 26 days
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*Natasha walking into the bathroom*
Natasha: Can I get in here I need to—OH MY GOD!?
*Kate is dressed in a Black Widow suit with her hair dyed red, Yelena is wiping her red stained hands on a towel*
Kate, pointing at Natasha, excitedly: It’s like looking in a mirror!!
Natasha: No it isn’t Kate.
Kate: Who’s Kate?
Yelena, chuckling: I already can’t tell who’s who!
Natasha: Take that stuff off.
Kate: Wands! Get in here and settle this!
Natasha: Don’t call your mother ‘Wands.’
Wanda: What? Oh haha hey! Travel size Nat! Aw!
Natasha: Wanda, you’re encouraging this!
*Clint comes in*
Clint: I need the bathroom—woah this is confusing.
Natasha: NO IT’S NOT!
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*ok, but what is Jake's stragle?*
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painted-doe · 5 months
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textsfromthetva · 4 months
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Incorrect Loki Quotes [190/?]  
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welovelouisandbucky · 4 months
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Me: *gets periods* *sighs*
Also me: *searches x reader period fics on Tumblr/ao3*
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gfmaximoff · 8 months
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Y/N: I don’t even flirt that much.
Yelena: Oh really? *stands up* Raise your hands if you think you’re dating Y/N.
Natasha: *raises hand*
Wanda: *raises hand*
Shuri: *raises hand*
Kate: *raises hand*
Yelena, side eyeing violently: Kate Bishop, what was that?
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Sam: Bucky isn’t answering his phone.
Y/N: I’ll call him.
Steve: Sam and I have both tried six times. What makes you think—
Bucky: Hey, doll.
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buckysforeverprincess · 2 months
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Y/N: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*
Bucky : Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?
Y/N: I—
Y/N: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.
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Natasha: *before a mission* Who’s turn is it to give a pep talk?
Steve: *sighs* Y/N’s…
Y/N: *stands dramatically on the table* All right, people, let’s fuck shit up out there and not die!
Tony: *wipes away a fake tear* So inspirational
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romanoffshouse · 1 month
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*nudging Natasha awake at 2 a.m.*
Y/N: Do you like me?
Natasha: I MARRIED YOU
Y/N: yeah, but did you marry me as a friend, or as a wife?
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fandomnerd9602 · 2 months
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Y/N: no we’re not stopping until the Red Room is burned to its core
Melina: brave one. I see why you are dating them.
Natasha: it’s mostly for Y/N’s cuddles and the way they treat our baby
Yelena: you have a baby?
Y/N: she’s only three months old!
Y/N shows them a picture of a kitten…
Alexei: my grandchild is a cat?
Yelena: and you laugh because I want to own a dog!?
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lucky-bishova-42 · 1 month
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Kate: I just realized… I had a bad childhood.
Natasha, sipping her coffee: Yeah, I know.
Kate: What do you mean you know?
Natasha: Look at you.
Kate: What do you mean, look at me?
Natasha: Look at how you stand.
Kate:
Natasha: People who had good childhoods don’t stand like that.
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white-wolf-actually · 3 months
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That boy never minded him own business a day in his goddamn life.
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Y/N: *smiling down at Natasha, who’s half asleep with her head in her lap* You’re so cute when you’re sleepy
Natasha: *mumbling without opening her eyes* I could kill you, you know
Y/N: *lovingly* I know
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textsfromthetva · 3 months
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Incorrect Loki Quotes [195/?]
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mcucharacterquotes · 2 months
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Tony: I know it's hard kid, but you have to apologize.
Peter: But how am I supposed to apologize when you never actually apologized?
Tony: I have nothing to apologize for?
Peter: Exactly! Me neither! Mr. Rogers was mean to you, so I had to say it.
Tony:
Peter: And I was right.
Tony, almost in tears: Come here you dumb little fuck, you really are my son.
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