i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.
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Listen.
EVERYBODY knows (or should) that you DO. NOT. STOP. in Vidor, Texas.
It’s best to just run out of gas elsewhere. Whatever you do, black folks, DO NOT STOP IN VIDOR, TEXAS.
There’s a good chance you’ll get lynched or just come up missing - and I’m not joking.
also do NOT stop in Harrison, Arkansas!!!! (relatively close to OK and MI) a nazi town with a BIG KKK organization.
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I didn’t miss that social cue I just thought it was stupid
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It's usually him who commits crimes, but because of my reputation they'll take me in at the slightest provocation.
But what are you doing with me Bucky?
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I love it
I crocheted this little pillow of your red star and dad's shield !
@white-wolf-actually @probably-steve
I know its wonky but it has love 😭😭 it's the thought that counts.
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That is definitely not true.
hi
-batman
Hi. How's Batman-ing going?
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*teasing* So it is on purpose.
Thought you'd appreciate these...
Actually, I’d wear those
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*tackles her, but at this point he's laughing so it's not threatening at all* Are you ready to admit defeat?
*drops out of a tree while he’s running* *sticks half a dozen magnets to your arm* *smirk* *pulling herself back up by the legs*
@moongirlwidow
VERA! *starts picking magnets off arm*
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Words work better. I'll get that.
*poke* dad *poke* dad *poke* dad *poke* dad *poke* dad *poke* dad *poke* dad *poke* dad *poke* dad *poke* dad *poke* dad *poke* dad *poke* dad *poke* dad *poke* dad *poke* dad *poke* dad *poke* dad *poke* dad *poke* dad *poke* dad *poke* dad *poke* dad *poke* dad *poke* dad *poke* dad *poke* dad *poke* dad
Wouldn't you accidentally swallow the koi fish?
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Not to me. I love talking to you.
*Hug*
Dad- *hug*
*hugs back* Yes?
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*practice*
dadddd mars is eating glow in the dark objectss
@mythomars We've talked about this!
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Oh, well you can ask your siblings as long as there is not arson, murder, serious property damage, or maiming.
hi
-batman
Hi. How's Batman-ing going?
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*winter soldier level moves to catch up to her*
*drops out of a tree while he’s running* *sticks half a dozen magnets to your arm* *smirk* *pulling herself back up by the legs*
@moongirlwidow
VERA! *starts picking magnets off arm*
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I'm not going to kill her!
*drops out of a tree while he’s running* *sticks half a dozen magnets to your arm* *smirk* *pulling herself back up by the legs*
@moongirlwidow
VERA! *starts picking magnets off arm*
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I wasn't disagreeing, Steve. *rolls eyes fondly*
Thought you'd appreciate these...
Actually, I’d wear those
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*drops into roll before hitting the ground* *gets up and continues going after her*
*drops out of a tree while he’s running* *sticks half a dozen magnets to your arm* *smirk* *pulling herself back up by the legs*
@moongirlwidow
VERA! *starts picking magnets off arm*
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I mean, not in those words; I'd be nicer about it. But you don't annoy me.
*Hug*
Dad- *hug*
*hugs back* Yes?
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