nothing like a cup of paint thinner in the morning
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At Miss Pauling's birthday party
Sniper: Why was she born so beautiful, why was she born at all? Because she had no say in it, no say in it at all!
Miss Pauling and the other mercs: *confused existential horror*
Sniper: Do you not sing this in other countries?
Engineer: No, we do not sing a lament for someone’s personal beauty wishing they’d never been born. That is some weird Greek tragedy shit.
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Percy: *lowkey panicking* "guys i seriously cannot find my airpods"
Grover: "maybe you should say a prayer to hesita"
Percy: "OH YEAH! what's that rhyme that's like 'hestia, hestia, please come down, something is lost and needs to be found?'"
Grover : "yeah that's it"
Percy: *literally 5 seconds later* "OH MY GOD I FOUND THEM"
Grover: "see? Hestia never fails"
Percy: "for real"
Annabeth: "you seriously think hestia helped you find your airpods??"
Percy: "hey man, i'm not about to deny the gods"
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Headcannon time!
Eddie actually likes reading scary stories while Sally is terrified of reading then.
Oh the irony~
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https://twitter.com/NolanMixel25/status/1783930607296266666?t=M2n-I6yFLpiHwOptvQTZLg&s=19
I must admit keep surprised to see a thread who someone mentioned about that.
But yeah, really, we all agree on that :'(
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