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fotibrit · 3 days
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Tony, sending peter pictures of any spiders he comes across every time he sees one: “Is this your friend?”
Peter, trying very hard to pretend that this running joke means nothing to him: “That is my friend. Be nice to them.”
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tonystark-official · 2 days
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I’m hungry
Kid, you have my credit card. Buy food.
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abbie-brianna · 2 months
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Peter, making chicken and dumpling soup, dropping a dumpling on the floor: This is sadder than the time i got hit by a train.
Tony, coughing on his coffee: Excuse me?
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rdjandtomholland · 3 months
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2016 → 2017 → 2018 → 2024
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oscorp-lawsuit · 1 year
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Headcanon that when Peter accidentally calls Tony dad for the first time, he immediately freaks out over his slip-up (as usual) but Tony is running on like -20 hours of sleep and doesn’t even notice the mistake but he responds to it so suddenly Peter spirals into ANOTHER crisis because does that mean Tony thinks of Peter as his son, or did he just not hear him right? And now he doesn’t know how to bring it up without outing the fact that he wants Mr. Stark to be his dad
Peter: “Hey, dad?”
Peter, internally: Wait, shit shit! Why did I say that? I can’t call Mr. Stark DAD. That’s so creepy-
Tony, dead on his feet and hearing colors: “Yeah, Pete?”
Peter:
Peter, tearing up: “Um-”
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Tony: Listen, I know I'm not your father-
Peter: I know.
Tony:
Peter: I know you're not my father Mr. Stark.
Tony: But-
Peter: Do you know?
Tony:
Peter: Do you know you're not my father?
Tony: Yes, I know.
Peter: You don't act like someone who is not my father, Mr. Stark.
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ircn-dad · 9 months
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Can we talk about how cute it is that Peter thought Tony was that tall for the bunny ears?
And also... does that mean they didn't plan at all to do bunny ears to each other? I mean, if they had planned it, Peter would have checked to see if he was doing them right.
So that means that originally the photo was going to be with Tony's arm around Peter's back, and Peter's arm around Tony's shoulders.
These two will never stop making me cry.
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idk-bruh-20 · 8 months
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Irondad fic ideas #155
Tony can be... a bit overbearing with his helicopter parent tendencies. To combat this, Peter sets up a small protocol with FRIDAY. 
Any time Tony wants to do something paranoid or invasive, FRIDAY is to send him a helpful article first, with titles like "Excessive Surveillance Can Harm Adolescent Development, Study Finds" and "Why Teens Need Privacy From Their Parents"
Peter leaves the choice of articles up to FRIDAY, trusting her to send ones that fit the situation.
While this protocol does get Tony to reconsider some of his more... extreme impractical requests, in most cases it fails to change his mind. Being hands-off about Peter's safety is not something he can do -- not when he knows the kinds of dangers this particular kid could face.
He's grateful for the insight that the protocol has given him, though. So instead of removing it, he decides to add to it. He asks FRIDAY to make it a two-way street. Now, whenever Peter complains about one of Tony's safety protocols, FRIDAY will send an article to help him understand
However, Tony doesn't anticipate the kinds of articles FRIDAY will choose. While she continues to send Tony studies and editorials, to Peter she sends news reports from Tony's past
Peter's mad that Tony has put trackers in everything he owns? -- "Tony Stark Still Missing: Inside Month Three of the Harrowing Search"
Peter hates the constant health monitoring that FRIDAY does when he's in the tower? -- "Death Wish or Death Sentence? Stark Behavior Tied to Secret Illness that Almost Cost Him His Life"
It goes on and on. For every seemingly insane overreach, there's a story, an experience Tony is trying to protect Peter from. 
They both still disagree about how much protection is too much, but at least they understand each other better now
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nanaonmars · 29 days
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everytime i think about the fact that tony literally invented time travel for peter just for peter’s existence to be erased from everyone’s memory i lose ten years of my lifespan
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marvel-lous-guy · 8 months
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Tony: I can't believe you managed to nearly burn down the lab in the hour I left you alone
Peter: in our defence, you shouldn't have given us a blowtorch
Harley: and it didn't take an hour
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fotibrit · 1 day
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tony and peter beach day. No powers, since peter won’t have anything to swing off and tony’s tech would get sand inside.
(but what peter dosnt know won’t hurt him. Tony customized his sunglasses to analyze Peter’s behavior and compare to previous panic attacks, checking for any incoming ones. Peter is still wary of dust and sand. And it’s a power-free day… but what peter dosnt know won’t hurt him)
(and what tony dosnt know won’t hurt him. Peter is well aware that the sound of rushing water still reminds Tony of something awful. Being waterboarded, nearly drowning from the Manderin… peter knows tony and water dosnt mix. so peter’s going to keep using his super-sense, listening for Tony’s heartbeat. It’s supposed to be powers free… but what tony dosnt know won’t hurt him.)
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lunasquared · 1 month
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Headcanon that Tony plays Minecraft when he’s extremely physically tired but mentally he can’t sleep, cause it allows him to mindlessly do things and create things with much less physical effort then actually creating things or working on something in the lab.
(When Peter finds out he creates a world for the both of them. They don’t always play on it together but it’s a world they keep expanding on. When they are on together they are both usually having an insomnia night so they typically work on their separate builds or one is gathering materials for the other. They don’t usually talk while they are on but some how they still work effortlessly together.)
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irondadmadlads · 6 months
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Irondad Prompt #197:
Peter: I’m okay, Mr. Stark! I mean, sometimes I have these horrible nightmares or have random panic attacks at school. But I’m fine! :)
Tony:
Tony: Peter’s that’s literally PTSD
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abbie-brianna · 1 month
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Clint: Tony will never agree to this plan.
Peter: Sure he will!
Natasha: He's already refused three times.
Peter: Okay watch the master at work
Peter, turning to Tony with puppy dog eyes: can we-
Tony: yes.
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mcucharacterquotes · 2 months
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Tony: I know it's hard kid, but you have to apologize.
Peter: But how am I supposed to apologize when you never actually apologized?
Tony: I have nothing to apologize for?
Peter: Exactly! Me neither! Mr. Rogers was mean to you, so I had to say it.
Tony:
Peter: And I was right.
Tony, almost in tears: Come here you dumb little fuck, you really are my son.
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Peter: What about you?
Tony: What? What about me?
Peter: What if someone needs you?
Tony: Nobody needs me.
Peter: I do. I need you.
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