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*ok, but what is Jake's stragle?*
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sadwetcatmk · 8 months
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ninebluehearts · 2 years
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Y/n: I love you!
Marc: Awe I love you too, baby
Y/n: Lemme talk to Steven
Steven: Yes, love?
Y/n: I love you!
Steven: Awe, I love you too, darling!
Y/n: Lemme talk to Jake pleasee
Jake: Sí, mi amor?
Y/n: I love you!
Jake: I love you too, cariño
Marc: *takes over again* was that really necessary?
Y/n: Of course??
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Marc: *in a fight with some random person and getting beat* Y/N HELP ME-
Y/N: *ordering food online* Are you in the mood for Italian or Chinese? What do you want?
Marc: You know what I want more than anything right now?
Y/N: Ooh, what?
Marc: *whispers* Come closer
Y/N: *goes closer and whispers* What?
Marc: *getting punched in the face* SOME FUCKING HELP-
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anxitea-shop · 2 years
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Steven *carrying all the groceries*
Y/N *holds out hand to help*
Steven*moves all groceries to one hand to hold Y/N's hand*
Y/N*confused*: Steven...what are you doing?
Steven: Well you offered me your hand to hold, sweetheart
Y/N: I was trying to help you with the groceries love...
Steven: Oh...OH!
Y/N: Let me help you
Steven: But I don't want your hand to get hurt..
Y/N: Steven..I can do it, don't worry babe
Steven: Fine,fine..
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mandofury · 2 years
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Marc: Moon looks gorgeous, doesn’t it?
Jake: *looking at Marc* Yeah… but do you know what’s more beautiful?
Marc and Jake in unison: *sighs* Steven
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hart269 · 2 years
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After Ammit was defeated -
Layla : We won
Marc : We are free, no more fights
Steven : And now there will be peace
Khonshu who is totally not lying : Yes
Jake cleaning a gun in the shadows : Yeah, totally peace.
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sincka · 2 years
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Marc : You guys worried about Jack ?
Jake : Totally !
Steven : Yeah, he called me in the middle of the night and just yelled, "what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do ?"
Marc : And what'd you say ?
Steven : "I dunno, I dunno, I dunno, I dunno."
Jake :
Marc : He's lucky to have you as a friend.
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deadqueerboys · 4 months
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Marc: There's only one rule. Don't..
M/n: What? Don't kill anybody? I know.
Marc: No, don't you ever interrupt Steven. You'll regret this.
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einno-arko · 1 year
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(I wanna tag @my-secret-shame cause you inspired me to make these 😭)
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marshmallow--3 · 11 months
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Cat: *meows and comes out from hiding*
Jake: Aw. There you are.
Marc: You got a cat?
Jake: It's not mine.
Marc: You stole a cat?
Source: Modern Family
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I think I'll start posting these in groups from now on :)
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alastors-radio · 2 years
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Moon Knight incorrect quotes:
*being chased by a jackal*
Y/N: are you guys seeing this as well??
Marc: Yeah, why
Y/N: I’m off my meds.
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bruhstories · 2 years
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marc, steven, jake: *arguing over who's the father, planning to do a dna test*
y/n and khonshu screeching in the background: you have the SAME body, you morons
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bubuslutty · 11 months
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Part 2: why are you dressed like that?
a/n: don't pay attention to the dates/numbers, please :) also im so happy to see some of you getting excited over this cuz I'm also very excited!
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tag list (pls ask to be added or removed):
@bobastayhigh @weblesstherains @h-leigh
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Steven: How are we going to get in?
Y/N: Don’t worry, I have a key *smashes window*
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