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liv45no · 1 month

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Klaus: Welcome to another episode of Keeping Up With The Mikaelsons

Klaus: when we left off, Kol had stolen Rebekah’s bike, Finn had stolen Hope’s dress, Freya had stolen Hayley’s hair, and Elijah somehow ended up with a live baby.

Klaus: on this episode we will wait for our parents to return as I hide

Klaus: if anyone needs me I'll be in Albania.

#the vampire diaries #the originals #klaus mikaelson #elijah mikaelson #rebekah mikaelson #kol mikaelson #finn mikaelson #hayley marshall #hope mikaelson #incorrect originals quotes #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr

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darth-nikeon · 1 year

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Damon: so tell me what happened.

Elena: ok, but you can't get mad at us.

Damon: Elena, I could never be mad at you.

Caroline: Well we were minding our own business when-

Damon: BULLSHIT!

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Klaus: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Caroline: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Klaus: Absolutely not.

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Klaus: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

Caroline : This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

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Caroline: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.

Klaus: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?

Caroline: No! Four to five seconds!

Klaus: Too late!!!

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Kol: I'm incredibly fast at math.

Elijah: Alright, what's 30x17?

Kol: 47

Elijah: That's not even close.

Kol: But it was fast.

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Klaus: So that’s my plan.

Elijah: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.

Klaus: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.

Elijah: It fucking sucks.

Klaus: That’s not constructive criticism.

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Jeremy, texting Bonnie: Bonnie! Help I’m being kidnapped

Jeremy: Where are you?

Jeremy: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help.

Bonnie: I’ll call Elena.

Elena, answering their cell: Y’ello?

Bonnie: Where’s Jeremy? He texted me that he was being kidnapped.

Elena: Jeremy? Whaddya mean, he's right next to me-

Elena:

Elena: I’ll call you back. *hangs up*

Elena: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!

Jeremy: WHO ARE YOU?!

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Jeremy: Where are you going?

Damon: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there

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Jeremy: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.

Damon: Only if you also don't ask why

Damon: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.

Jeremy:

Damon:

Jeremy: This one is fine

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Jeremy: Hey, Damon? Can I get some dating advice?

Damon: Just because I’m with Elena doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

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Stefan: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.

Klaus: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?

Stefan: Yes!

Rebekah: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

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Stefan: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on.

Klaus: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Rebekah isn’t as mean

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Stefan: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?

Klaus: Stop romanticizing the past

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Stefan: What is your biggest weakness?

Damon: I can be uncooperative.

Stefan: Okay, can you give me an example?

Damon: No.

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Stefan: Okay, truth or dare?

Damon: Truth

Stefan: How many hours have you slept this week?

Damon:

Damon: ...Dare

Stefan: Go to bed.

Damon: I don’t like this game

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marksandrec · 7 months

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Marks and Rec: Misc #2605

Don't forget to feed your wizard. (Dialogue is just made up, lol.)

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sir-ballister-boldheart · 10 months

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They were so insane for this

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enigma-the-mysterious · 1 year

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The reason Goncharov (1973) is such a hit is because it allows Tumblr to unironically participate in its national sport:

Lying

#goncharov #original post #not incorrect quotes #lol #martin scorsese #cinema #robert de niro #al pacino #tumblr #cybill shepherd

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saturncodedstarlette · 2 months

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Y/N, jokingly : Careful, if you keep being so sweet, people are going to start thinking you’re in love with me

Alastor, wearing an apron, in the middle of cooking dinner : What could I have possibly done to make you think that I’m not, my dear?

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batfamilycannons · 4 months

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Dick*the eldest daughter reaching a breaking point and it was this or manslaughter*: Due to my emotional trauma, I have decided I will be reverting back to my childhood Goblin lifestyle

Jason*always one for chaos*: Good for you

Bruce*traumatized from the first time not sure if he can survive a pt.2*: oh no

Tim*never left his Menace Lifestyle and is very exited to help cause more problems*: yay!

Bruce*even more scared*: oh no

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fourraccoonsinacoat · 5 months

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Rolan: You know, if you ever get tired of adventuring, you could always come work at Sorcerous Sundries.

Durge: I don't think retail is the right career for me. My rancid blood desires nothing more than to reap death on this world. I am a vile soul, broken beyond repair.

Rolan: Sounds like an average Tuesday around here... We do have an annual employee picnic, though.

Durge: Does that help to soothe the unyielding rage within?

Rolan: *Sad sigh.* No.

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BG3 Incorrect Quotes Masterlist.

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rhetorical-conscience · 6 months

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Barty: Wait, I thought you guys were dating.

Regulus: What? No. Why would you think that?

Dorcas: To be fair, I also thought you two were dating.

Regulus:

Evan: Raise your hand if you thought James and Regulus were dating.

Everyone: *raises their hand*

Regulus:

Regulus: James, put your hand down.

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mmelolabelle · 8 months

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➡️incorrect star wars

#vader’s mask speaks a 1000 words #this is not an inaccurate representation of what happened tbf #incorrect star wars quotes #incorrect sw quotes #sw: tumblr #darth vader #anakin skywalker #luke skywalker #rotj #return of the jedi #star wars #original trilogy

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absolutepjotrash · 3 months

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i love the percy jackson show with my entire heart and soul

#has this been done yet #if not yay i’m original #if yes then all credit to original poster!#percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson #pjo #pjo series #pjo tv show #annabeth chase #percy jackson and the olympians #percabeth #grover underwood #my poor self sacrificing children #incorrect pjo quotes #pjo memes

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eveaii · 7 months

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Thank you @radiantblog for the idea

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greenapplebling · 8 months

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Damian:

Tim:

Damian:

Tim:

Damian: ... *opens his arms*

Tim:

Tim: *sighs*

Tim: *helps Damian up to get to a tall shelf*

Damian, now down: *hasitates*... Thanks *leaves*

Dick: I don't know if I should be mad that you helped him get something Alfred has forbidden or happy you two had such a nice interaction for once

Jason, pinching his arm repeatedly: Talk for yourself, that felt surreal to me

#dc #tim drake #jason todd #batman #batfam #dick grayson #robin #damian wayne #batfamily #nightwing #red hood #red robin #batkids #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfam incorrect quotes #source: original

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gayjaytodd · 4 months

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Clark, visiting Wayne Manor for the first time: uhhh, who's in charge here?

Bruce, sighing deeply: usually whoever yells the loudest.

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sir-ballister-boldheart · 2 months

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#lol #nimona #ballister boldheart #ambrosius goldenloin #ballister x ambrosius #goldenheart #original post #nd stevenson #ambrosius x ballister #netflix #lgbtq #lgbt #gay #riz ahmed #eugene lee yang #chloe grace moretz #incorrect quotes #nimona movie #lgbtqia

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enigma-the-mysterious · 10 months

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If someone told me that a submersible named the Titan, owned by a company called OceanGATE, carrying three billionaires, had gone missing on an expedition to the Titanic, I would think it was some pitch for a new thriller mystery novel and not something that had actually happened due to the hubris and stupidity of rich people.

#titanic #titan #oceangate #original post #not incorrect quotes #lol #submarine #the titanic #the titan #current events #james cameron

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