Barty: I’m going to kill my dad

Evan: Sure we can kill my dad too my house is on the way

Regulus: I volunteer killing my parents as a trial run

Everyone else:

each mauraders couple in animagus form

Regulus and James

Remus and Sirius

Evan and Barty

I do not own any of these photos found them on google these are just some of the ships I’ll do the girls at some point.

I know its infact only 2 of the skittles and marls and james but i was incredibly bored and colored it on a single layer u will live 🧎‍♂️

I’m glad that J.K. Rowling has never written about the marauders and that no company has made a marauders film adaptation because 1, it would be boring (and straight) and 2, what’s great about the fandom is that we made the whole thing up. Some names were mentioned once or twice in the book and we gave them full on personalities. Everyone has different opinions on different characters and I think that’s the best part of this.

idc about multiships except for rosekiller and wolfstar, those belong to each other and that’s it no remixes no nothing

No one runs faster than Barty Crouch Jr after he pisses off Evan to his limit.

Barty and Evan heard all the hullabaloo over saltburn and were so excited bc "oh my god they're crazy like us" and then they watched it and were like "fuckin lightweights this a regular Wednesday for us" and were confused when they found Marlene sobbing into Dorcas' shoulder out of fear

Evan Rosier’s arm is absolutely covered in like a million friendship bracelets bc Barty loves to make them and he gives them all to Evan

This is before they started dating by the way so the mutual pining is INTENSE

Barty is making like a solid two bracelets a day and giving almost every single one to Evan because he’s lowkey in love with him but man does not know how to express it

And then there’s Evan who’s just having a crisis because everyday Barty shows up with these wide ass nervous eyes and leans real close and whispers abt how he made something for Evan

and Barty definitely takes the bracelets out and reaches for Evan’s hand and just slips them on for him so their fingers brush and Evan is breaking down

rip evan rosier, you would have loved using random emojis, because why do they exist if people don't use them 📪📫📬📭🎠

something about silly little criminals

RIP Evan Rosier, you would have loved taxidermy

Okay, Barty would pretend to be tough and flirt around with Evan when around others, but AS SOON as they are alone - he melts. He melts into a puddle in front of this man, he stumbles over his words and thoughts and Evan just stands there SMIRKING and then just says "shut up and kiss me, Crouch" and Barty would fucking WIMPER, he would be so pathetic, no one would ever even think he could be. And Evan loves it, and despite being all push-around with Barty, he cares so much and would most definitely show it with his actions and not words. He would say "go fuck yourself" and then pull Barty close and gently kiss him on the forehead while playing with his hair, because Evan is just as obsessed and pathetic with him, he's just better at hiding it, and the best thing is that Barty knows.

mdni. 18+ | lilyrosekiller.

thinking about bartylily again but like, with evan. like barty and lily are just a totally normal couple, doing couple shit together, but there’s this guy in lily’s lab class who’s just a total fucking loser and when she tells barty about him, well barty’s just gotta have him. they befriend evan and take him everywhere with them, back to their houses, to parties, everywhere. they get him used to the overload of affection that they give him, passing it off as “well shit, ev, this is what all friends do.” — barty stroking the bit of skin between evan’s shirt and jeans, his thumb making soft circles and evan’s on guard the whole time. he doesn’t want lily to think he’s coming on to her man, but she’s looking back at him, encouraging him even.

lily’s way more touchy than barty, but evan doesn’t think too much of it ‘cause “all girls are like this, right?” and yet he’s ashamed of the way his cock twitches when she runs a hand down his chest, leaning too close into his side when they’re all sitting together at his house. or the way his breathing quickens and a drop of wetness appears on the front of his shorts when lily ‘accidentally’ lifts her skirt up, her ass too close to his crotch for a taken girl. but they’re friends, and evan figures it’s totally normal, right? friends are usually this affectionate, always showing their love.

but then they’re playing truth or dare one night and lily asks evan if he’s ever had sex with someone, gaping when he says no. but lily’s his best friend and it’s totally normal when she grabs barty from the kitchen, pulling him into the kitchen: “you’re telling me you’ve never even made out with someone? wait–wait, hold on, barty, come here.” and then they’re both pushing evan onto barty’s lap, barty grinning down at him yet evan’s still apprehensive, looking at lily but she rolls her eyes, “it’s okay, i’m here so it’s not even weird.”

a few drinks and words of reassurance later, evan’s naked on the couch, sat on barty’s hard length, taking him in slowly as lily encourages him. barty pushes inside, inch by inch, not wanting to hurt evan, and lily’s right there, massaging her tits and pushing her tongue in evan’s mouth. she whispers comforting words against his lips, giggling softly as evan nods, doing whatever she says. 

and barty would still be a complete dick about it, don't get me wrong, but also somehow really nice at the same time. he’d push his cock inside of evan, leaning down to grip onto his chin, forcing him to look up: “listen, don’t be a pussy—we won’t hurt you, or make you do anything you don't want.” and evan would just nod along, his eyes teary as he looks between the couple wondering what the fuck he got himself into.

Barty having a lopsided smile is something that I don’t think I’ve mentioned before but is very real to me. And for a while Evan wanted to strangle someone whenever Barty smiled, because he just wanted to kiss him so bad in those moments. But now, just because he can, Evan simply… kisses Barty whenever he smiles in that way that gives Evan butterflies. Because he’s allowed to <3

look i love jegulus as much as anyone, but as a rosekiller stan their tag makes me so angry sometimes. if you look up rosekiller plus any tag, literally 100s of fics will come up, and 99% of them will be “James Potter/Regulus Black” fics with rosekiller as a side pairing. like gosh it’s so infuriating 😭😭

What are some of your nicknames for the marauders era?? I know the obvious ones like Reggie or Moony or any of the marauders specific little names. What’s a unique one that you really like though?

Mine is Regulus being called Lucy because his name ends in lus, so Lucy makes just as much sense as Reggie does