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MC: “Mammon, I need you to start a fire.”
Mammon: “Ah hell yeah! Where!?”
MC: “…the fireplace.”
#obey me shall we date#obey me incorrect quotes#original incorrect quotes#obey me mammon#funny obey me
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*The group is getting into the car*
Glamrock Freddy: I'm driving.
Glamrock Chica, out of view: Shotgun!
Roxanne Wolf, turning to face Glamrock Chica: Aww! But you had it on the way here-
Everyone except Glamrock Chica: WOAH-
Glamrock Chica, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! * Pumps gun *
#glamrock chica#glamrock freddy#roxanne wolf#original incorrect quotes#incorrect fnaf quotes#fnaf quotes#incorrect quotes#fnaf#incorrect five nights at freddy's quotes#five nights at freddy's#five nights at freddys#fnaf incorrect quotes
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Topher: Hey, did you know the original Abe Lincoln was bisexual?
Abe: Huh. No, I did not know that. Why do you know that?
Topher: ... No reason
#does this even make sense#clone high#abe lincoln#topher bus#tophabe#topher x abe#abe x topher#incorrect quotes#original incorrect quotes
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Bichen: So, how's your life?
E'ming: good so far! Nothing that bad happened to me yet.
Bichen:
E'ming: :D
Bichen: Good for you!
#bichen#e'ming#sword#scimitar#mdzs#mdzs incorrect quotes#incorrect mdzs#tgcf incorrect quotes#incorrect tgcf#original incorrect quotes
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Ludwig: I have been deceived.
Maria: What happened?
Ludwig: Laurence said we were going to start a cereal TV series and there was not a single bowl of cereal in ANY of the episodes!
Laurence, from another room: I TOLD YOU THAT’S NOT WHAT A SERIAL TV SERIES IS YOU STUPID HIMBO.
Ludwig, crying: I can’t believe he would lie to me about this.
#i can’t draw comics so like sometimes these random interactions must simply be documented#bloodborne#lady maria#ludwig the holy blade#laurence the first vicar#original incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#silly post
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Damon: so tell me what happened.
Elena: ok, but you can't get mad at us.
Damon: Elena, I could never be mad at you.
Caroline: Well we were minding our own business when-
Damon: BULLSHIT!
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Klaus: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Caroline: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Klaus: Absolutely not.
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Klaus: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.
Caroline : This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.
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Caroline: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Klaus: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
Caroline: No! Four to five seconds!
Klaus: Too late!!!
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Kol: I'm incredibly fast at math.
Elijah: Alright, what's 30x17?
Kol: 47
Elijah: That's not even close.
Kol: But it was fast.
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Klaus: So that’s my plan.
Elijah: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.
Klaus: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.
Elijah: It fucking sucks.
Klaus: That’s not constructive criticism.
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Jeremy, texting Bonnie: Bonnie! Help I’m being kidnapped
Jeremy: Where are you?
Jeremy: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Bonnie: I’ll call Elena.
Elena, answering their cell: Y’ello?
Bonnie: Where’s Jeremy? He texted me that he was being kidnapped.
Elena: Jeremy? Whaddya mean, he's right next to me-
Elena:
Elena: I’ll call you back. *hangs up*
Elena: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!
Jeremy: WHO ARE YOU?!
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Jeremy: Where are you going?
Damon: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there
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Jeremy: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.
Damon: Only if you also don't ask why
Damon: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.
Jeremy:
Damon:
Jeremy: This one is fine
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Jeremy: Hey, Damon? Can I get some dating advice?
Damon: Just because I’m with Elena doesn’t mean I know how I did it.
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Stefan: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.
Klaus: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Stefan: Yes!
Rebekah: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.
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Stefan: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on.
Klaus: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Rebekah isn’t as mean
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Stefan: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?
Klaus: Stop romanticizing the past
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Stefan: What is your biggest weakness?
Damon: I can be uncooperative.
Stefan: Okay, can you give me an example?
Damon: No.
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Stefan: Okay, truth or dare?
Damon: Truth
Stefan: How many hours have you slept this week?
Damon:
Damon: ...Dare
Stefan: Go to bed.
Damon: I don’t like this game
#I'm into the vampire diaries now#tvd#the vampire diaries#vampire diaries#team damon#i dont like Stefan#damon salvatore#caroline forbes#elena gilbert#jeremy gilbert#stefan salvatore#klaus mikaelson#rebekah mikaelson#kol mikaelson#elijah mikaelson#bonnie bennett#incorrect quotes#incorrect tvd quotes#incorrect originals quotes#original incorrect quotes#vampires#vampire#werewolf#werewolves
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A dashboard simulator would be an excelent way to format incorrect quotes, would it not?
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did you know that the word "goodbye" may be an abbreviation of "god be with ye"?
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I propose a replacement: scibye (science be with ye)
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sci bi (science bisexual)
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sci-bi (science biction)
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mthforbye (may the force be with ye)
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why am i friends with any of you
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If you are familiar with my blog, you may have [correctly] guessed that I imagined this incorrect quote applying to [some of] the Star Trek TOS bridge crew.
However, the quote itself is entirely original [this is what Tumblr did to my brain]. I would be honoured if anyone wants to use it for characters they care about.
Would you be interested in more fake-dashboard-incorrect-quotes? [I would like to make more if you enjoy them]
#incorrect quotes#original incorrect quotes#fake tumblr dash#dashboard simulator#fake post#fake dashboard#star trek#star trek tos#star trek (implied)#please use this#star wars reference#on my star trek blog? wow#incorrect quote with 6 people
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It's been a while so:
Ninjago incorrect quotes I've heard irl
Nya: are you okay?
Kai: no I'm listening to fergalicious
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Cole: I would do alot of things to be a gorilla. I would kill someone to be a gorilla.
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Morro: bold of you to assume I have shoulders
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Kai: I don't trust you
Morro: I don't trust myself either
Kai: glad we're on the same page
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Jay: a yawn is just a boneless cough
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I wish I had more these are so dumb
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Zoro: (to excessively cuddly Usopp and Venus) Would you two keep your lips off each other for 2 seconds?
Usopp/Venus:
Usopp: 1, 2, time's up. *the cuddling continues*
Robin: 🤭
Zoro: 😑
#venus x usopp#one piece#one piece oc#tempeste g. venus#usopp#one piece usopp#roronoa zoro#incorrect quotes#original incorrect quotes#nico robin
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Another set of Hollow Knight incorrect quotes? This time original? ON MY BLOG? it's more likely than it seems.
▪︎Lace, teaching Hornet economy: Ok, one more time, say you have 30 Geo.
Hornet: Mhm.
Lace: And you buy a cape with 10 Geo.
Hornet: Yeah.
Lace: How many Geo do you have left?
Hornet: ...wait what's wrong with my cape?
Lace: *barely holds from stabbing her*
▪︎Elderbug, entering Grimm's tent: Hello travelers, this is Dirtm-
The Grimm Troupe: *Dancing among flames trying to kill each other ✨spectacularly✨*
Elderbug:
Elderbug:
Elderbug: Where's my emotional support Ghost when I need them?
▪︎Iselda: I'm a fierce warrior, killer of beasts, amazon of the underdark, no one, nothing can stop m-
*Sees Cornifer scribbling a map*
Iselda:
Iselda, blushing: shit
▪︎Radiance: Oh Pale Wyrm, what madness are you inflicting on this kingdom? What curse did you pose on this land's stones? What spell is haunting these place?
Pale King, playing with bricks: Uh, I'm an engineer, duh. Also fuck off, you're ruining the urban composition altogether.
▪︎Godseeker: A Godling of the Void? Wielder of a blade cutting through dreams and waking? Killer of the Light Goddess? Overrated. Kick him out.
Godseeker, hugging Massive Moss Charger: But he stays.
▪︎Pale King: Honey, I can't sleep...
White Lady: *Activates a buzzsaw*
Pale King, already drooling: Thanks, honey.
▪︎Hollow: ...and that's how I got this scar.
Ghost: Wow!
Hornet: That's cool, yeah.
Tiso: ...How are you still alive?
Quirrel: That's a question I stopped asking.
▪︎Salubra: Oh my... I must refrein, but... this creature... seems delicious...
Ghost, thinking of Midwife: Yep, you'd definitely be friends.
▪︎Midwife, to a group of Little Weavers: ...and so, the Princess left for a far away kingdom, in search of-
Little Weavers: -A girlfriend?
Midwife: ...I was going to say 'adventure', but you're all totally right.
[All of these are original, if you want to use 'em, feel free to.]
#Hollow knight#Hollow knight incorrect quotes#Incorrect quotes#kind of an headcanon?#Maybe??#hollow knight meme#Original incorrect quotes
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Leo roof jumping
leon: i bet i can jump that
donnie: no you can’t
leon: im gonna jump it!!
donnie: you really shouldn’t
leon: im doing it!
donnie: he’ll break his spine
leon in the distance: FUCK
#leonardo tmnt#donatello tmnt#rottmnt#rise of the tmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles#donnie king#leo tmnt#he broke his spine#again#donnie is done with him#when will they learn#original incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#tmnt incorrect quotes#rottmnt incorrect quotes
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Something Amusing
Solomon: Asmodeus, do you know if there’s anything fun to do locally right now? I’m looking for some entertainment
Asmodeus: Ooooh! I could entertain you right here
Solomon: No, something amusing like a fair or parade.
Asmodeus: Sex is entertaining! You can’t spell amusement without semen!
Solomon: …
Asmodeus: …
Solomon: I hate that that’s true…
#obey me shall we date#funny obey me#obey me incorrect quotes#original incorrect quotes#obey me asmodeus#obey me solomon#obey me solodeus
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toh incorrect quote
king:i'm le-
eda:my life is useless without you
eda:*joins the BATs*
eda:*jailbreaks a bunch of wild witches*
eda:*accidentally gets raine captured and almost gets captured herself*
king:-gally changing my name to king clawthorne
eda:
eda:
eda:oh
#the owl house#eda's requiem#incorrect toh quotes#toh#raeda#king clawthorne#luz noceda#amity blight#incorrect quotes#whoo first post#original incorrect quotes#clqudyskiies#i'm running out of tag ideas lol#toh s2 e7
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Lumine: Apparently the best way to defeat the Fatui is with a Fatui Harbinger
Tartaglia: Friendly fire enabled :)
#genshin impact#原神#source: discord#incorrect genshin quotes#incorrect genshin impact#genshin incorrect quotes#genshin impact incorrect quotes#lumine#tartaglia#childe#ajax#ajax tartaglia#incorrect quotes#original incorrect quotes#🐳 childe tag
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"Why engage in an actual fight when I could surrender and then start up some HIJINKS?"
Aang at the start of season 1, probably
#atla incorrect quotes#original incorrect quotes#'what are 'hijinks'?' asks Katara#'why use 'hijinks'?" asks Sokka#'because it's a lot more fun for me and it makes the people I'm hijinki-ing look ridiculous!'#is hijink-ing even a word?#aang
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Here, have a preemptive try at a Scare & Sketch Ruin scene thanks to a certain song being stuck in my head. A little New Year’s treat, I guess. Vague spoilers ahead for Scare & Sketch FNAF 3.
William as Vanny, getting ready to strike the Nightguard with a knife: Say, [NAME TBA], have you ever heard of a musical called The Man of La Mancha?
Nightguard, facing “Vanny” with a puzzled expression: I watched a high school production of it once, yeah.
“Vanny”, with her voice getting more somber and menacing: Then maybe you’ll understand this reference— “I am not your Lady Dulcinea. I am only Aldonza.”
Nightguard, staring at the knife pointed at her heart before making eye contact Vanny: …Dude. Are you trying to say that I should forget all the tragic stuff that I just learned about you?
“Vanny”: …You should know the answer by now.
Nightguard: D’:
#scare and sketch challenge#fnaf incorrect quotes#original incorrect quotes#youtube channel#fnaf oc#fnaf vanny#william afton#fnaf ruin#speculation#first post of 2023
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