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janefrigginausten · 4 months

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Wretchedly did he feel, that with all the cost and care of an anxious and expensive education, he had brought up his daughters without their understanding their first duties, or his being acquainted with their character and temper.

—Jane Austen, Mansfield Park

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thequotegarden · 2 years

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#quotes #inspirational quotes #life quotes #love quotes #children quote #having a child #mother #mom quotes #dad quotes #parenting quotes #parenting #having a child quotes

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speedygal · 2 years

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"Sometimes, you have to make hard decisions for those you love to save them. It's a worthy cause to die being a parent, after all. And far more evil."

Tentative line, probably won't be the same once getting to it, Zurg, (well, a variant of him) Reaching for Infinity ( and failing)

#parent quotes #hard decisions quote #quotes #this quote is so raw #i mean i was writing it down to convey what the quote is going to be #and this beauty came out #telling it to a friend of what happens in a certain chapter where it pops up #quote #parenting quotes #love quotes #platonic love quotes #family quotes #evil quotes #villainy quotes

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xmamaunicornx · 10 months

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#lol #funny but true #parenting memes #parenting #parenting quotes #spirit animal #mom life

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wedarkacademia · 8 months

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I know it is my father's first time on this Earth, too. And I know He had it worse when he was little.

But I was little too.

— Franz Kafka, from letters to his father

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toruandmidori · 6 months

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ivynightshade · 21 days

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fatima aamer bilal, excerpt from moony moonless sky’s ‘we were put on this earth desperate, hungry and willing.’

[text id: in a sharp set of knives, i looked for a hand to hold. / i could not stop myself from needing to belong somewhere, even if that somewhere was a burial ground.]

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ao3-crack · 9 months

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d3klex · 3 months

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Lucifer: I know what my daughter wants. I AM THE BIOLOGICAL FATHER!!!!!

Alastor: ah yes? I was HERE when you were not present, I know more than you.

Lucifer: but you are not her father.

Alastor: does there have to be a blood connection, Lucifer?

[killer ducks appear in the shadows]

Charlie: DADS!!!

Both: YES MY CHILD???

Charlie: I need a hand, can you stop fighting?

Lucifer: of course my child, I'm the better of the two.

Alastor: sure, I'll be the fastest to do it.

Charlie: [sighs tiredly]

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aldrawss · 1 month

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Omega: *sneaking back onto the Marauder late at night*

Hunter: *From the pilots seat* Where have you been?

Omega: *Freezes*

Omega: Erm…with Crosshair?

Crosshair: *Spins round in the Co-pilot seat*

Crosshair: Try Again.

#has this already been done?#Co-parents Co-parenting #the bad batch season 3 #the bad batch spoilers #sorta #star wars #the bad batch #hunter and omega #hunter and crosshair #omega and crosshair #incorrect bad batch quotes #incorrect quotes #tbb hunter #tbb crosshair #tbb omega

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bruciemilf · 9 months

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Damian: Baba, I've brought a new member into the family. His name is Raul The Rat. Would you like to hold him?

Bruce, who's scared out of his skin of rats: yes

Damian: Excellent. Mama?

Talia, who's even MORE scared: yes my precious child of course

#btw sorry to be a hater i do not like talia's design in harley quinn lmao #bruce wayne #damian wayne #talia al ghul #text #batman #batdad #incorrect quotes #damian obtains an affliction for rodents and insects and his parents try to be supportive

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celaenaeiln · 9 months

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JL: Nightwing! It’s a delight to see you! You should come by more often.

Nightwing: Thank you! I’m so sorry, work has been piling up on me but I’ll try to drop by the office party this Sunday.

JL: Ofcourse! Looking forward to seeing you there. By the way, is Batman coming late?

Nightwing: No, I’ll be filling in for him today.

JL: Did something happen?

Nightwing: Nothing much, he’s just grounded.

JL: ???

48 hours earlier

Dick: Bruce, I’m telling you now and we’ve had this conversation before but you need to build a better rapport with your children. They look up to you as a father figure and your actions influence their behavior.

Bruce: …hmrgh

Dick: And you might not be aware but you unconconscious behavior is damaging. Tim has picked up your terrible habit of constantly working in front of a screen-it’s going to strain his eyes. He’s always inside too, so you need to make him go outside more. I’m not always here, I have an entire city to run, the titans need me, I'm mentoring hundreds of heroes, the Justice League calls on me to help them, and I need to keep up with my social life. The people in Bludhaven where I teach and work also call me if I’m gone for a day-the point is-I can’t always be playing second parent here in Gotham.

Bruce: ……hmrgh

Dick: Damian always looks up to you

Bruce: *side eyes*

Dick: He does! See you don’t even realize it! He wants to make you proud and Jason gets mad when you don’t make time for him because he cares too. Stephanie doesn’t have a dad she can turn to and it would mean the world to her if you took her out to an amusement park or something. When was the last time you spent time with her.

Bruce: ….hmrgh

Dick: And-

1 hour later

Dick: -that’s why you need to stop working, go to them right now, and bond with them.

Bruce:

Dick:

Bruce: ……...hmrgh

Dick: I’m waiting.

Bruce: *dragging himself off the batcave chair and begrudgingly trudging upstairs under Dick’s watchful eye*

Bruce: *listening to the sounds of his kids in the living room and pumping himself up* Better relationships mean better teamwork. Better relationships mean better teamwork. Better relationships mean better teamwork. And Dick. Do it for him.

Bruce: *entering* *clearing his throat* Children. We will be going-

*The living room is in utter chaos. The cushions are strewn and ripped with stuffing coating the couches and floor which for some reason is stained yellow, the flower vase is shattered and so is the table it was sitting on, there’s string confetti on the chandelier, there’s spray paint and neon goo across the walls and in Tim’s hair, Jason has deep claw marks down his face as he wrestles with Damian who’s sporting massive bruise on his cheek and trying his hardest to bite him, Stephanie is dunking Tim’s face in a tub of soda which splashed everywhere while he’s ripping out Jason’s hair and also trying to kick Damian with his foot, the tv has massive spiderwebs and looping on tellatubies like a broken record machine, Titus is spitting out a feather while a random goose runs around honking while Alfred the cat chases after it at full speed, knocking down decades old paintings.*

Bruce:

Bruce: *rolling up his sleeves and stomping forward to join the fight* HMRGH.

#Bruce is NOT a responsible parent #he is the type of parent who sees his kids throwing punches and would jump in and start throwing punches too #dick only found out later what happened from Alfred during his biweekly calls #when he goes and lectures them he asks them who started it and the kids all point to bruce who points at them in his it’s them grunt #dick grounds all of them #bruce wayne #batman #dick grayson #nightwing #tim drake #red robin #damian wayne #robin #jason todd #red hood #stephanie brown #spoiler #batfam incorrect quotes

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superbat-love · 9 months

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Clark: What would you do if the kids are fighting over something, Bruce?

Bruce: Just let them sort it out between themselves, Clark. We don’t have to step in to resolve every single petty conflict. They’ll have to learn how to compromise.

Clark: Like what if they’re fighting over Alfred’s white chocolate cookies with cranberries?

Bruce: I’ll fight them for it. And I'll win, because I'm Batman.

Clark: Bruce!

Bruce: Alfred’s cookies are serious business Clark.

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headcanonthings · 10 months

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Damian: Apologies for my tardiness everyone. I have not been sleeping well. Tim: Have you tried a weighted blanket? It's like two people holding you down while you sleep. Jason: Tim, blink once if you're in trouble and need assistance. Blink twice if you're just a freak. Tim: *winks five times*