satsuma (m) (teaser) | myg
you will break min yoongi.
title: satsuma (m) | ⟶ small teaser and taglist enclosed.
pairing: iron chef!yoongi x challenger!reader
rating/genre: m (18+) ; angst , smut ; iron chef au , enemies to lovers
summary: min yoongi - culinary prodigy - has bested you time, and time, and time again. but not today. today, you will break him. you will finally beat min yoongi - the youngest ever iron chef.
warnings: none in teaser other than a cocky ass long-haired demon, full list posted on drop day!
note: so... this came out of nowhere?? i was cooking last night when this idea slammed into me and damn near knocked me over. 3k later and we are already looking at a fun ass story! this may be a niche as hell fic, but it’s ok. i’m having fun with it, so i hope you will too if you take a bite :D
note 2: huge thanks to @reliablemitten for literally coming up with the secret ingredient, and thank you to @here2bbtstrash for liking the idea when i thought it was only gonna be me reading it when i was finished LMAO
est. word count: 10k-15k... lol 🔪
est. drop date: mid-late december 2022!
Your eyes meet his.
“Finally gonna try this again, huh.”
“I’m standing right here, aren’t I?” you seethe, still squeezing determined fingers around a hand you love to hate. A precious hand responsible for making countless dishes revered around the globe.
If only the man attached to it remained just as silent.
“Took you long enough.”
Because he is still an asshole.
But you can deal with people like him. You’ve beaten many men exactly like this clown, and his taunts aren’t gonna snap you this time.
Well. That’s halfway true.
All the ones you’ve bested aren’t exactly culinary titans.
But your losing streak to Min Yoongi—world-renowned cook, international heart-throb, the youngest Iron Chef—ends today.
It has to.
With a tiny hum, you parry, “That’s what happens when you run a family business, but what do you know.”
And your heart annoyingly skips when he offers a cocky curve in return.
It has to.
As he speaks, you feel nothing but the heat of a thousand flames,
“Maybe you should focus on me instead of excuses.”
It fucking has to.
how do we feel! | taglist + extra optional teaser
a/n: here we gooooo! hope you enjoy this as much as i’m having fun writing it mwahahaha.
other links: masterlist | permanent taglist (i check each entry so have your age displayed somewhere in your profile!)