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Natasha: *before a mission* Who’s turn is it to give a pep talk?
Steve: *sighs* Y/N’s…
Y/N: *stands dramatically on the table* All right, people, let’s fuck shit up out there and not die!
Tony: *wipes away a fake tear* So inspirational
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[Natasha speaking Russian]
Y/N, sighing: Yeah, I know.
Tony: You speak Russian?
Y/N: No. I just know the phrase, "This is all your fault"
Y/N: She says it a lot.
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Bruce: We have everything under control.
Alfred: Is that why everything is on fire?
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Steve, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe?
Thor: Yeah, sure.
[A few minutes later]
Thor: Here you go.
Steve:
Thor:
Tony: Why am I here?
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Y/N: Bro, dude, homie, man, calm down.
Bucky: *eye twitching* I’m your boyfriend.
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Steve, seeing Y/N babying Bucky: What happened??
Y/N, putting a bandaid on Bucky’s finger: Bucky got a paper cut.
Steve, rolling his eyes: Seriously? Yesterday Sam was screaming "I've been stabbed!" and all you did was yell "shut up!"
Y/N, after kissing Bucky’s boo-boo: That's because he was screaming "I think I've been stabbed!" Bitch, you're either stabbed or you aren't!
Steve:
Y/N:
Steve:
Natasha, sitting next to them while casually eating cereal: She's right.
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Y/N: I don’t even flirt that much.
Yelena: Oh really? *stands up* Raise your hands if you think you’re dating Y/N.
Natasha: *raises hand*
Wanda: *raises hand*
Shuri: *raises hand*
Kate: *raises hand*
Yelena, side eyeing violently: Kate Bishop, what was that?
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Nat: ‘They’ll never find the body’ is such a boring threat, a better threat would be ‘they’ll never stop finding the body’
Y/n: bored: Or just say ‘they’ll be finding parts of you for at least 4 months, and you’ll still be alive for 3 of them’
Nat: Now that’s a threat!
The rest of the Avengers: *horrified silence*
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Peter: And he said “they’ll never find the body” like that’s so boring. Mix it up a little, tell me that they’ll never stop finding my body
Harley: Or just say, “They’ll be finding parts of your body for four months, and you’ll still be alive for three of them”
Peter: Now that’s a threat
Tony: [horrified]
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Y/N: Can you do the thing?
Bucky [grumpy]: What thing?
Y/N: You know, the thing that makes me so happy.
Bucky: Oh. [starts to smile]
Y/N: Thank you honey.
Bucky: You're welcome doll. [pulls y/n into a hug]
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Steve: I’m not gonna lie, Y/N scares me a little bit
Natasha: Oh, don’t worry about Y/N. She wouldn’t hurt a fly!
Steve: Oh, that’s reassuring-
Natasha: She would kill a man, though
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Y/N: *smiling down at Natasha, who’s half asleep with her head in her lap* You’re so cute when you’re sleepy
Natasha: *mumbling without opening her eyes* I could kill you, you know
Y/N: *lovingly* I know
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Natasha : *very seriously* You need to stop doing weird things to cope with the stress. Going outside might help.
Y/N: I went to the park today.
Natasha : There you go! I hope you got something from that.
Y/N: *opening their coat* This duck.
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Jason, pre-reveal: I have unfinished business with Batman.
Dick: Yeah? Get in line.
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Natasha: Damn, the power went out.
Y/N: Don’t worry, I got this.
Y/N: [shakes rapidly and starts to light up]
Natasha: What-?
Y/N: I swallowed a glow stick!
Natasha: WHY WOULD YOU—
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