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rendy-a · 1 year

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For your househusband au, how would Leona and Floyd (separate) greet their SO after they come home from a long business trip? I'm sure they missed their SO very much~

Absolutely, please enjoy!

Leona has many behaviors that are reminiscent of a common housecat. When you first arrive back home, he will eagerly come to greet you and welcome you home. However, he soon seems to realize how visible his feelings are and pulls back behind his aloof act. So, expect one grand sweep-you-off-your-feet kiss followed by some joke to deflect. “Did I miss you? Nah, it was so quiet that I got the best nap I’ve had in ages. I hardly noticed you were gone.”

Actions speak louder than words. Even though Leona may say things like he didn’t notice your absence, you can tell by his actions that he did. For the next few days, he will find any excuse to pass by and touch you; a graze of a finger along your back, a pat on the head, a carcass along the cheek. The tactile contact reminds him that you are present here with him now. If you lean into his touch, all the better. He has pride in seeing how you’ve missed him too.

As recompense for your absence, he’ll demand you pamper him upon your return. He knows his worth and this is the least you can do to show your appreciation. Only, the restaurant he picks for you to take him…isn’t this actually your favorite restaurant? He may be a bit tsundere, but he’ll make sure you know how happy he is that you are home.

Leona comes up behind you and helps you shrug off your bulky outer jacket, leaving you in the fancy semi-formal garments you’ve chosen for your reunion dinner. You’ve made a statement with your outfit, one that says notice me. You want to make sure you have all your handsome spouse’s attention tonight. And you do. He prowls around you, gliding a hand along your back as he sets your coat aside. He puts a hand on your arm as he pulls out your chair for you. He gently rubs your shoulder before walking over to his own seat. Mission successful.

Maybe a little too successful. When the waiter comes to take your order, his eyes linger a little too long on your form. You can feel Leona fuming from across the table. Before things get even more heated, you decide to let your over-reaching waiter know how things stand. The next time he comes to the table, you reach over and give your spouse a caress on his wrist. The arrogant smirk Leona shoots the deflated waiter almost has you chuckling. You decide not to comment and let him bask in his victory.

After diner, you decided to walk through the town square, taking in the night ambiance before heading home. If the weather was a touch chill, that is all the more reason to snuggle closer to your spouse. Leona is more than welcoming of this, pulling you tight into his side. As you walked, it starts to snow gently. You let out a small shiver as the flakes coat your hair lightly. Leona looks at you and indicates its time to go home. “No!” you say, “I’m not ready for the night to end.” You smile up at him entreatingly and he finally sighs, submitting to your pleading.

“All right, fine. We will walk around a little more, but I expect a treat for being such a fine escort.” Leona tells you with a sharp smile. “Oh,” you ask, “what did you have in mind?” Leona swings you around to rest in his arms. “After this, you are joining me for my favorite dessert.” You give him a teasing look. “I thought we just had your favorite foods at that restaurant earlier.” Leona gives you a harrumph, not pleased at being called out on his restaurant choice. “Well, this time I’m really getting what I want. My favorite flavor and all.” You look him in the eye and ask, “What flavor is that?” He leans forward and whispers in your ear, “Herbivore.” You shiver again, only this time it has nothing to do with the cold.

He gets so excited when you walk in the door. So. Excited. You’ve seen him full of energy before, but this is on another level. He is on you in a moment, pulling you into a back-breaking hug that ends with swinging you around. You smile as your feet touch the floor and you start to ask Floyd if he’d like to have the gift you brought him when…he picks you up for another swing. This might be a while.

For your first day back, Floyd has made plans. A lot of plans. There is even a list he made of all the things he wants to do with you now that you are home. You catch sight of the list and see he has titled it “best day ever.” He spent a lot of time thinking about you while you were gone. Every time he missed you, he thought of a new activity to do with you when you got back. Since you were the cause of all this, you’ll have to take responsibility and join him on all his activities.

So many squeezes. Floyd just can’t get enough of having his precious spouse back in his arms. You can’t predict when a squeeze will happen; during any activity Floyd might suddenly walk to your side and give you a squeeze. Sometimes they are quick and comforting; like saying, ‘yeah, my spouse is here with me.’ Other times they are long and intense, as though he wants to memorize the feel of your body next to his. He knows you can’t stay nearby forever but, for now, he is going to keep you there with his own two arms.

You had thought that the day would never end. Not that it wasn’t enjoyable, but after a full day of high energy and activity, you are worn down. You were secretly relieved when, in the middle of a carnival style ring-toss game, Floyd suddenly set down his rings and declared he just wasn’t feeling it anymore. Then he started casually walking toward the exit of the carnival and home. You quickly throw the rest of the rings, collected your prize, and ran to catch up with your spouse.

It’s a testament to how much you mean to him that Floyd still holds you close to him as you walk home. Even in one of his moods, you’ll always have a place by his side. You also think it’s a sign of your experience that you know to stay quiet, allowing your spouse his space to be in a mood. When you get home, you gently rub his back and tell him “Go lay down, I’ll take care of cleaning up before bed.” He looks at you softly from his deep-lidded eyes before humming in agreement and heading toward your room.

You clean up the things you’ve brought back from your time on the town. Setting the various purchases in places around the house and hanging the photo strip you took on the fridge with an octopus magnet (Floyd likes to keep little mementos around that remind him of his friends and family). Lastly, you pick up the plush you won from the fair and take it with you to bed.

When you open the door, you are surprised to see Floyd still awake. “You waited for me?” you ask him. “Hmm,” he hums gently at you, “I can’t go to sleep without my precious Shrimpy. And speaking of shrimp, what’s that?” You hold out the shrimp plush, showing it off to your spouse. “I won it at the carnival. What do you think? Maybe lil’ shrimpy can keep you company next time I’m away?” He reaches out and you hand him the shrimp plush. He gives it a squeeze and tilts his head quizzically. “I don’t know, its hard to tell without a comparison.” Then he lifts his arm and motions for you to lie down by him.

You caution him, “I’ve still got to brush my teeth, so only for a little,” before obliging him and laying down. He pulls you tight and lets out a satisfied hum. “Just as I thought, my Shrimpy is the best shrimpy.” You laugh back at him, picking up the plush to squish its little cheeks. “But look how cute. Can’t lil’ Shrimpy stay?” Floyd gives the plush a suspicious look. “Ok, but they better not get any ideas.” You laugh and toss the toy to land on the dresser against the wall. You think to yourself, ‘Sorry lil’ Shrimpy. Better luck next time.’

After a little while, you sigh and give Floyd’s arm a tap; it’s time to get up and finish your night routine while you still have the motivation to do it. When he doesn’t respond, you twist around to look at him and see he has fallen asleep. You give him a shake, “Floyd?” He responds by making a small growling noise in his sleep. Ok, I guess that is it for you tonight. You curl deeper into his side and close your eyes. It really was a long day.

The next thing you know, you are waking up alone in bed. The dappled sunlight drifting through the curtain of the window lets you know its morning. You let out a yawn and sit up. Floyd slides into the room, bearing a tray with breakfast on it. From the smile on his face, you can tell he has shaken his mood from last night and it back to his energetic self. “Mmm, thanks for this. It smells great.” He smiles at you and lays back in bed, resting his head on your shoulder while you eat.

As you lift a forkful of food to your lips, you notice the shrimp plush is no longer on the dresser. “What happened to lil’ Shrimpy?” you ask. Floyd very seriously responds, “We’ve had a talk and I’ve decided lil’ Shrimpy can stay and be my assistant. They’re not as good as you but I guess they are ok sometimes.” You smile indulgently at him. “Well, I’m just glad you had someone to keep you company this morning. I thought I was going to be trapped in bed being squeezed all day.” Floyd takes your half-eaten plate and sets it on the nightstand beside the bed. Then he leans over, pinning you beneath him. “Ssshhh! Don’t ruin the surprise by guessing my plans, Shrimpy.” It was going to be another long day, but you find you don’t mind much at all.

#househusband au #floyd leech #floyd x reader #floyd leech x reader #leona kingscholar #leona x reader #leona kingscholar x reader #twst #twst wonderland #twisted wonderland

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reblog-glass-cage-of-emotion-12 · 2 years

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Hi!

I’m a great fan of @glass-cage-of-emotion-12 !

When I came across Aurora’s blog I wasn’t in a great place and her writing helped me cope with my life!

That’s exactly what I hope anyone who comes across this blog will feel!

I’m sad that Aurora will deactivate her writing account but I can understand, since I did too not long ago!

Hope you’re well, Aurora (if you’re reading!)!

Please always remember that all the works here are Aurora’s!

#NOT MY WORKS

You can show her some love at @thecurrator :)

I’ll just put in afterwards thoughts I get in mind while rereading it and reblogging it :) i know it’s not much. Sorry about it 😔

Thank you Aurora for rescuing me :)!

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yanmaresu · 1 year

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I have a request please? How would the yandere twst girls react if male darling tries to reject her, but in a way that builds her up? Like telling her that she has so much going for her! “You have a your family, and friends. You’re attending one of Twisted Wonderland’s most prestigious colleges! You don’t need me to complete you, because you complete yourself. If anything I’m the one holding you back!” How would the ladies react? Who would take this rejection well? Please and thank you!

Being honest this is a very unusual yandere scenario I was unsure how to approach it, but it was fun trying to think up how they would react jsjs thanks for requesting <3

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Characters: Riddle, Ace, Deuce, Ruggie, Jack, Azul, Floyd, Kalim, Idia, Malleus, Neige.

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Riddle will probably throw the ball back in a "You're not going to fix me, I'm going to fix you :)" kinda way. If her darling says he doesn't feel worthy of her then she will make him worthy, everything can be done with hard work and discipline. Just let her take care of it and everything will be fine, her father taught her how to take control. In other words, she trains her darling. However, it sometimes looks like she's molding him more into a househusband rather than helping him.

Ace won't take it that well. She doesn't need that kinda talk ya know? She actually has self-esteem. But if the prefect really thinks that way then there's nothing she can do. Ace will act like everything's ok, but will slowly start manipulating her darling into isolating himself. It's not easy, but if she can mess him up enough so that he depends on her, things would be merrier.

With Deuce it's kind of a bittersweet reaction. The prefect has so much faith in her! She appreciates it, but she was sure she was the one holding him back. What about holding each other down then?

You think Ruggie hadn't considered that? She knows she's lucky to be there, and life isn't going to be all that pretty even if she got a nice education, but she still wants him. It's the hyena's instincts but the fact that she's probably going to be more successful than her darling is attractive to her. She will try to convince the prefect, but if he rejects her, then she will hunt him down.

Jack understands where the prefect might be coming from and tries to talk it out with him, to please don't let himself down like that and that she isn't like that.

Azul has mixed feelings about the rejection. She will try to convince her darling that she doesn't have such dependency issues and that he really is enough. but if he really isn't convinced, then what about making the relationship something mutually beneficial? She really is successful and will continue to grow beautifully in all of her ordeals, but she's left with no time to cultivate relationships, and sometimes having a partner can do wonders when trying to build an image of certain people. Let her darling become her arm candy, she will treat him right, and all he has to do is to be there for her and only her.

Floyd doesn't care, and that lame rejection won't deter her. If he likes her back then what's the problem? They should date, it's not that complicated. Floyd will manhandle her darling around after that.

Kalim will assure her darling that nothing like that will happen! She reminds him of the tale of the princess and her lover who pretended to be royalty. He also thought he wasn't enough, but loving each other solved everything. Really, all her darling has to do is love her :)

Idia was expecting to get rejected, but not like this. What the prefect says doesn't make sense. She can't be completed, nor fixed, she was already messed up from the moment she was born a Shroud, but her darling makes things so much better... He really doesn't need to do much, she already planned to seclude herself anyway, she just needs him with her. So even if he doesn't want to be there, he will.

Malleus will be clear, she does feel like the prefect completes her. He takes up so much space on her mind and her heart feels like it will overflow with how much she loves him, everything feels so much brighter when he's around. She will let him know exactly how she feels, and assure him that with her taking the throne in the future nothing will drag her back, except maybe having her heart broken. If Malleus gets rejected once again, she will abduct her darling. He wasn't meant to rule, so keeping him like a trophy among her possesions works for her.

I like to think the Disney princess thing is strong with Neige. She really is such a positive force, and won't let her darling talk about himself like that. He's wonderful 👏 He's beautiful 👏 He's the love of her life 👏 and he really is completing her, because everyone needs love in their life! and maybe he feels nervous... Neige knows her acting career may intimidate people, with how often cameras glance into her personal life, and how intense some people online may be, but she's sure that once her darling takes his first step into the spotlight, everything will be a trip downhill. Her fans are always so sweet, they will surely hope for her happiness. Just let her take a picture and let everyone know. The scary part will only last a moment.

#yandere #yandere gb twst #yandere female riddle #yandere twisted wonderland #yandere female ace #yandere female idia #yandere female deuce #yandere female azul #yandere female ruggie #yandere female malleus #yandere female neige #yandere female floyd

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jester-lover · 1 year

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A Sunday Kind of Love

Twisted wonderland characters with a girlfriend who wears suits

feat- Trey, Jade, Floyd, Jamil, Rook, Lilia, and silver

cw- fluff, stupid gender roles being destroyed, very flustered boys, insecurity (not from the reader), talks of gender roles/identity, whoever reads this is so cool, reader is so hot and confident (did I mention she’s so hot)

Trey

Mmm domestic baker boy

He is so enamored with your confidence and classy attitude

For the first time in his life, he’s genuinely flustered by the sheer presence of another person

You two tend to both keep Riddle in check, him with his calming attitude, and you with your gentle sternness

The place where he comes from, women are expected to be more subservient, so he likes to think of you like the Queen of Hearts herself, a headstrong woman capable of taking control of her own destiny

Trey loves when you allow him to help you with your outfits, like buttoning up your jacket for you

He was probably a little intimidated by you at first, with your powerful aura and sleek aesthetic, you brought intimidation with you wherever you went

Another thing Trey loves is order and cleanliness, your clean and sublime aesthetic keeps him stable

Househusband material, no explanation needed

“Sweetheart, your lapel needs fixing, do you mind if I get that for you?”

Jade

The both of you have such staunch, serious aesthetics, with such caring, passionate personalities behind them

You value the way you dress and look in a way Jade admires greatly, he knows the value of dressing well to create an image for yourself

Jade understands the trust you can earn from people when they deem you to be elegant and professional

You two revel in the looks of both awe and confusion, hand in hand

No matter if you're wearing the most outlandish colorful suit, he’ll find an accent color to incorporate into his own outfit

It's a small way for him to show people that he’s taken

His air of confidence is often left on his coat hanger, knowing that the both of you have a shared sense of comfort with one another always makes him smile

Jade knows what it feels like to not entirely fit into a societal mold, he himself is a literal fish out of water, and he understands that he needs to support you as a young woman accidentally portaled to an all-boys school

You two find unity and connection in your differences

“Dear, would you like to share a cup of tea after my shift is over?”

Floyd

Floyd enjoys fashion and business-type silhouettes, even if he tends to loosen up his own

Seeing that you are a young woman, and Floyd is (begrudgingly) respectful of your personal space, he’ll always ask before squeezing you

That is until you start squeezing him first

He loves a woman who takes initiative!

Floyd absolutely adores all of your more fancy outfits, especially during galas

He finds those fancy events so boring, until you show up and blow everyone out of the water

Floyd finds it especially funny when irrelevant little guppies try to make fun of your traditionally masculine attire, and you just laugh at them

You two share a similar aloofness towards the opinions of others, and it just brings you closer together

After a while, he is sorta wrapped around your finger, grinning and going pink at every wink you send his way

“Shrimpy’s dressed all fancy, is it just for me?”

Jamil

Jamil tends to prefer more casual clothing for himself, but the allure of you in a full suit is powerful to him

You probably meet at one of Kalim’s parties, where your aura of grace and androgyny catches his attention

If he finds time to talk to you, he’ll be stuttering over himself constantly

Why would a strong, successful young woman like you want him? Why would you settle for second best, when you could have Kalim and by extension everything else?

You did want him though, you appreciated his tough work ethic, and his dreams to better himself beyond his condition

Jamil usually finds dressing or taking care of other people to be tedious, but when it's you, he can’t refuse

He loves helping you style yourself, especially if you let him do your nails to match

Small moments of time shared between the two of you, helping you tie your tie, or do your makeup, keep Jamil going

Another one who’s prime househusband material

“I-I’m not blushing, now would you let me paint your nails in peace?”

Rook

Rook is very curious about you when he sees you, sure, he knows about feminine men, but he has yet to converse with a masculine woman!

Oh but when he does, Rook finds himself startled

He has never met someone with such effortless charisma, such power and dominance in language alone!

Our poor little french boy has a crush almost immediately

He writes you poetry about your beauty, about the gorgeousness of your androgyny and loving spirit, slipping the notes into the shaky mailbox outside Ramshackle

Rook thought he would get away with it long enough to confess, but you were too smart, and figured out it was him, his red face during that conversation was delightful

With Rook as your partner, you often take long walks together, hands placed snugly in your suit pockets

His favorite accessory on you is a pair of cufflinks, which he gets you often as gifts

“Mon ange, you look absolutely brilliant, the two of us will be the talk of the town!”

Lilia

Lilia is often considered to be a feminine individual by strangers, he knows what it's like to break gender norms

You have a certain air of power around you he has never seen on a human, so he often jokingly questions if you are human after all

It's almost impossible to make Lilia blush, the closest you’ve ever gotten was during a dance, when you spun and dipped him

Lilia often goes clothes shopping with you

Especially if you enjoy a more vintage aesthetic of suits, who’d be better to ask then someone who was actually there?

He loves your confidence most of all, Lilia is very comfortable in his skin, so of course he’d want a partner just the same

You know you’re hot, he knows he’s hot, it's a match made in heaven

“Beastie, your tie is shifting, won’t you allow me to tuck it in for you?”

Silver

The moment you walk through the portal, Silver has his eyes on you

You love flustering him, he’s such a sheltered person after all

Pulling him in by his collar to kiss him, wrapping your arms around his shoulder in pictures, and so much more

Silver is enamored by the way you dress, it feels so mysterious and yet so open and kind

Besides teasing your poor little boyfriend, you also love being affectionate towards him, like slipping your blazer over his sleeping form whenever he falls asleep in inconvenient places

He saw you then, with your blazer off and your vest slightly unbuttoned, and he knew he saw beauty in its purest form

Silver may be shyer when it comes to romance, but you’re naturally dominant nature helps him push himself forward with you

Everytime he buys you a bouquet of flowers, he makes sure to tuck one into the pocket of your suit, so you can keep a bit of his love with you at all times

“I saw these black petunias, and they reminded me of you, I hope whenever you look at them you think of me too.”

#twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland x female reader #twst x reader #twisted wonderland x reader #trey clover #trey clover x reader #floyd leech x reader #floyd leech #jade leech x reader #jade leech #jamil viper #jamil viper x reader #rook hunt #rook hunt x reader #lilia vanrouge #lilia vanrouge x reader #silver x reader #twst silver

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dotster001 · 9 months

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3k followers event!

As we all know, I take forever with my requests. So to celebrate 3k of you deciding I'm worth reading, I'll be doing 30 requests in 30 days. You guys have been voting on which ones, and in what order, I do them, and here is our definitive list! Hope you all enjoy!!!!

Adding a note for future Dot, for when she looks back at this list. At day 15, I got a concussion, so this event took much longer than 30 days. 😂 Whoops!

Note:titles will be changed as I have titles for them...

Ace Deuce and Epel with a s/o like Toa Qelsum

Solomon/Simeon/Asmo x reader recovering from Bulimia

Study Me

Found, Chapter 2

What kind of parents are they?

Riddle/Lilia/Trey/Cater x mc who loves to brag about them

Look at this Photograph

Rook/Riddle/Trey/Ruggie/Sebek x Reader with an Ethereal Personality

Lean on Me

Twst Boys have a s/o then meet their soulmate ; Ace/Rook/Sebek/Sam/Leona

Househusband Riddle Cater Leona Deuce and Kalim

The Guardian of Love

Dorm leaders Reacting to piercings

Twisted Earth; reader reacts to the boys merch

Crow(ley) Brain

Mal Lilia Leona Vil Kalim with cynical s/o

Twst Mc who always wears headphones and listens to music x Jack/Kalim/Floyd/Chenya/Idia

Housewarden and Floyd with ex-gifted child mc

That's What Friends are For

Overblot crew x mc with 0 impulse control

Crewel/Crowley/Malleus/Idia/Rook/Vil on a labor simulation

Twst earth: Floyd/Jade/Lilia/Rook/Vil isekaid to our world

Self Love and Braided Bracelets

Boys waking up to a cat on their chest, only to realize it belongs to mc; Ruggie/Lilia/Leona/Riddle/Idia

Boys meeting their future kids with you: Crewel/Crowley/Malleus/Idia/Rook/Vil

Vil rook Leona Jamil with reader who calls them pet names in public

Jade Floyd Vil and Leona break up with you to date someone else and regret it

Unresolved

Battle Royale

Basketball club boys getting a kiss on the cheek after a win

#3k followers #masterlist

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thehollowwriter · 5 months

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Octavinelle Masterlist:

Bathing Together 🌙 🌸

S/O With a UM that Activates Guilt ⚡

S/O Is Being Bullied ❄💧

Colour Soulmate Au🌙☁️🌸

Markings on S/O's Skin Appears On His Skin (Soulmate au)❄🌸☁️

Catching Reader Doodling Him⚡🌙🌸

Red String of Fate⚡❄💧☁️

Getting S/O Period Stuff⚡🌸

Bathing Together 🌙 🌸

S/O With a UM that Activates Guilt ⚡

S/O Is Being Bullied ❄💧

Beach Date🌙🌸

Reader is being harassed🌙

Markings On S/O's Skin Appears On His Skin❄🌸☁️

Floyd's Soulmate Clock Hits Zero❄🌸

Red String of Fate⚡❄💧☁️

Getting S/O Period Stuff⚡🌸

Doing Trust Falls At Vargas Camp❄🌸

Bathing Together 🌙 🌸

Househusband Jade Protecting Reader❄

S/O Is Being Bullied ❄💧

Markings On S/O's Skin Appears On His Skin❄🌸☁️

Jade Can Feel the Pain of His Clumsy and Sensitive Soulmate❄🌸☁️

Getting S/O Period Stuff⚡🌸

Comforting Crying S/O❄🌸

Jade Is Drunk❄🌸

Rainy Day Together❄🌸🌺

Key:

#masterlist #twisted wonderland x reader #octavinelle x reader #azul ashengrotto x reader #jade leech x reader #floyd leech x reader

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kimbap-r0ll · 2 years

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helloo, can you do a seperate headcanons for idia, malleus, leona, riddle and floyd's reaction when his child/children say their first word called them "dada" or "papa"?

Hi! Omg this is so cute, thank you for the request! I made y/n a parent in this too!

Idia, Malleus, Leona, Riddle, Floyd reactions when their child says "papa" or "dada" first

Idia

He never thought he would be the first to be called out by the child, but here he is, hearing his child mumble a “papa”

Idia’s eyes go wide, he stops rocking the baby back and forth, and almost drops the child due to the surprise

“OMG Y/N-ohshootdonotshoutthebabywillcry” then, in a whispered voice “*y/n!*”

He won’t brag it too much, but you will see him melt when he tells you, perhaps even see tears. A mission for being a parent was now completed, and he felt like he leveled up more than 20 levels

Malleus

The way the fae would raise a kid would probably be similar to Lilia. In fact, Lilia’s basically the third parent

Lilia was the one taking care of the kid, probably watching them while they were lying in the crib when they started to squeak “dada”

Lilia smiles to himself, “yes, but I’m your grandpapa.” He's honestly surprised that the child's first words aren't some ancient curses like it probably was for Malleus.

Will tell you two about it, and Malleus will feel very warm in the inside. You’ve never seen him so happy, maybe he was floating a bit?

Leona

You two were with the kid, probably reading a book to them about the Circle of Life

Suddenly, the child grabs Leona’s tail (you all were sitting on the floor and Leona’s tail just happened to be in reach) and said “da!”

Leona looks at it with a confused face (maybe close to a tired face). The baby smiles and says fully “dada” while pulling Leona’s tail you are trying so hard not to laugh

“Yeah, I’m your dad,” Leona will sigh. He might not show it here, but later when he’s alone he just screams internally at how happy he feels

Riddle

This man was probably a househusband

He knows how much he wants to love the child and give them the childhood that Riddle mostly missed out on. So he’s playing with the kid from an early age though Riddle can look awkward doing it because he’s not used to being anything other than stiff

Suddenly, the baby grabs one of Riddle’s fingers and shouts “papa” while giggling

Riddle goes silent, probably feeling his eyes tear up a bit. He kisses the top of the child’s head. Please tease him about this, it’s funny seeing him flustered about this.

Floyd

Who let this man be a parent? Jkjk he would be such a fun dad (maybe?)

He was probably swinging the child around until you said that’s dangerous, and he resorted just sitting with the baby in his lap while he was zoning out.

Suddenly, the baby shifts and says what sounded like “papa”

Floyd grins, then, running to you with the baby probably holding the child in a dangerous way and says “remember when we made a bet about what the kid’s gonna say first?! It was ‘papa!’ now you have to buy dinner this week!”

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ceruleancattail · 1 year

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Masterlist:

Aus:

-butler au

-Nightfall au

Heartsabyul:

-Guitar Practise with Cay Cay! (Cater Diamond x reader) 🔹

-Heartsabyul as Butlers🔹

-Helping Ace with his Makeup (Ace x reader)🔹

-How he Loves you (Ace x reader)🔹

-Trey at the gashapons🔹

-How he Loves you (Deuce x reader)🔹

-Eyes on Me (Cater x reader)♦️

-kissing headcanons (Ace x reader, Trey x reader)🔷

-Deity Trey🔷

-Just wanna hold your hand ( Cater x reader )🔷

-Cater in Octavinelle (Cater x reader)🔷

-Livestream (Cater x reader)🔷

-Nightfall Ace (Ace x reader)🔷

-Dancing in Twos (Deuce x reader)🔷

-Househusband Riddle (riddle x reader)🔷

-Red (butler Ace x reader)🔷

-A Master who leaves little gifts for their butlers (Riddle x reader, Ace x reader)🔷

-Butler Deuce (Deuce x reader)🔷

-yandere cater (Cater x reader)♦️

-Hand in Hand (Nightfall Cater x reader)🔷

-Spotlight (cater x reader)♦️

-Butler Trey (Trey x reader)🔷

-The Stage (Ace x reader)🔷

-Cater with an s/o who is insecure about their appearance (cater x reader)🔷

Savanaclaw:

-Stay (Jack Howl x reader)🔹

-Lead me, Darling (Leona Kingschoolar x reader)♦️

-Hold me (Ruggie x Childhood friend reader)🔹

-Savanaclaw as Butlers🔹

-Mine (Yandere Leona x reader)♦️

- A Cat-aclysm! (Leona x reader)🔷

-Savanaclaw with their butler / Leona / Ruggie / Jack / 🔷

-How he loves you (Leona x reader)🔷

-Leona with a s/o who’s a foodie 🔷

-Guard Dog (butler Jack x reader)🔷

-Ballrooms (butler Leona x reader)🔷

-Bullseye (nightfall Ruggie x reader)🔷

-Nightfall Leona (Leona x reader)🔷

Octavinelle:

-Shadows (Jade Leech x Mage Reader) ♦️

-Potions and Bubbles (Jade x Mage Reader)🔹

-Octavinelle as Butlers 🔹

-Octavinelle Butlers and how they wake you up🔹

-Yandere Jade Drabble♦️

-Butler Octavinelle with a self indulgent master🔹

-Octavinelle when you’re gone not🔹

-You called? (Azul Ashengrotto x Reader)♦️

-Octavinelle with butler reader ( Azul / Jade / Floyd)🔹

-Deity Jade (Jade x reader)🔷

-A butler’s love (Floyd x reader, Jade x reader, Azul x reader)🔷

-kissing headcanons (azul x reader)🔷

-octavinelle with a reader who doesn’t remember them🔷

- Octavinelle on receiving affection🔷

-A Cat-aclysm! (Azul x reader)🔷

-getting hurt in the name of your masters (Octavinelle x butler reader)🔷

-How he loves you ( Floyd x reader)🔷

-A change of Attire (Octavinelle x butler reader)🔷

-Octavinelle’s reactions to their butler receiving gifts from a suitor (Octavinelle x butler reader)🔷

-Jade with an artist s/o (Jade x reader)🔷

-Floyd with a s/o who already has a lover (Floyd x reader)♦️

-Beck and Call (Butler Jade x Reader)♦️

-Bow (Butler Floyd x reader)♦️

-mine (Butler Azul x reader)♦️

-stay with me (Octavinelle x reader)🔷

-Floyd with a s/o with terrible luck🔷

-Flirtations (Butler Octrio x reader)🔷

-Jade with an s/o who gardens🔷

-A master who leaves little gifts for their butlers (Floyd x reader)🔷

-Nightfall Floyd and Jade (Floyd x reader, Jade x reader) 🔷

-Nightfall Azul tries to buy the Lantern (Azul x reader)🔷

-Floyd with a s/o who is insecure about their appearance (Floyd x reader)🔷

Scarabia:

-Scarabia as Butlers🔹

-Jamil x Basketball manager reader🔹

-Jamil confessing to Basketball Manager reader🔹

-Jamil with a s/o who already has a lover (Jamil x reader)♦️

-Scarabia’s Butler (Kalim, Jamil)🔷

Pomefiore:

-Yandere Epel♦️

-Vampire Epel♦️

-pomefiore as butlers 🔹

-Masterpiece (Vil Schoenheit x bodyguard reader)♦️

-Bare your soul (butler Vil x reader /butler Rook x reader)🔷

-Rook with a s/o who enables him (Rook x reader)🔷

-Compliments and Flowers (Vil x reader)🔷

-Rook with a s/o who is insecure about their appearance (rook x reader)🔷

Ignihyde:

-Ignihyde as butlers🔹

-for you (Idia x reader)♦️

-Asking for kisses (butler idia x reader)🔷

-Butler Idia with an artistic Master (butler Idia x reader)🔷

Diasonmia:

-Lilia’s prank gone wrong (Lilia x reader)🔹

-Diasonmia as Butlers 🔷

-A Cat-acylsm! (Malleus x reader)🔷

-Yandere Malleus (Malleus x reader)♦️

-Butler Sebek’s kisses (Sebek x reader)🔷

-Silver with an Artist s/o (Silver x reader)🔷

-Encounter (Nightfall Malleus x reader)🔷

-The Knight’s Vow (butler Silver x Reader)🔷

#Masterlist

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bloozz · 11 months

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— masterlist and about me <3

💤 yanderez

yan!teacher x student!reader (athel)

⤷ reader running away hcs

yan!ex popular bff x reader (irene)

⤷ Irene info + drabble

yan!househusband x reader (nico)

⤷ hubby helping reader with a cut

⤷ hubby comfort cuddles

⤷ hubby nsfw oneshot

yan!angel x reader

yan!fem lead x villainess!reader (eloise)

yan!student council president x delinquent!reader

🦈 otherz

malleus draconia x reader

husband!dottore x injured!reader

floyd leech x reader,, christmas edition

wanderer x reader angst

I'm nova :)))) I luv sharks and jellyfish

- she/her mostly but any prns!!

- lesbob I luv when woman

- I write for genshin, my yan ocs, honkai star rail, twst, monsters, and more!!

- ill make this look nicer some day I'm just lazy

- I'm malaysian!!????!! (#! #) # 🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾

- I'm looking for mutuals and friends so pls 😘😘 I'm right here!

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it’s okay… i’ll be the big tit cow gf so idia can fulfill his hentai fantasies… i’ll even wear the stupid cow lingerie </3

Very true. <3 I will gladly become the hentai hucow gf for my chronically online epic gamer bf who lives off of energy drinks and might dox me if I call Precipice Moirai mid. ( >﹏<。)

#twisted chit chat #thinking many thoughts about mr. idia...#death god idia #magical girl idia (also magical girl floyd but he just beats the life out of people with his magical staff LOL)#(during the day he is magical girl but at night he is mafia boss who is cutely and fluffily infatuated with his darling!! :D)#(househusband floyd..........)#idia who is ceo of styx and he is so down bad for the new hire and wants to try to ask you on a date (an impossible side quest)#vtuber idia (also vtuber azul or jade mwahaha) whose vtuber model is a cute shinigami girl with a lot of lore #but behind the pixels idia is a filthy man who's holding his darling captive and so whenever there is noise during streams #idia blames it on his cat :) and no one suspects anything #a very fair warning: when book 6 is released at the end of february i will not be normal about idia orz

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hunn1e-bunn1e · 1 year

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TWISTED🪞 WONDERLAND

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(hc) = Headcannons (os) = oneshot (fic) = Fanfiction

(📷) = Picture only (💬) Dialouge Only (♂️) = Male Reader

(⚧) = Gn Reader (💔) = Angst (💞) = Fluff (🔞) = Smut

(❣) = Suggestive (⚠️) = Dark Content (🧀) = Crack

(��) = Shit Post (🎶) = song (✉) = Letter (❔) = Requested

(oth.) = Other

Random Posts ➳

I need a hero~ 💩

🦅Dire Crowley ➳

Phone Numbers (os) ♂️ 💞

Oh, Mister Crowley (os) ⚧❣

Dearest Darling You

Hello Again, My Lovely Raven

Birds of a Feather Flock Together it Seems

...

🦯Divus Crewel ➳

Strong & Teasing Reader (hc) ♂️

Whip Them Into Shape

Obedience is Always Rewarded

Sweet Pup of Mine

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🐱Mozus Trein ➳

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💪Ashton Vargas ➳

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🎩Sam ➳

One Floor Down

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👑Riddle Rosehearts ➳

Collection Having Reader (hc) ⚧❔

Strong & Teasing Reader (hc) ♂️❔

With a Past Cheat Reader (hc) ♂️ 💔❔

Sinbad (MAGI & AoS) Reader (hc) ♂️❔

Zhongli (Genshin) Reader (hc) ♂️❔

God Save the Queen

A Paper Crown

I Was Never One to Play By the Rules

Rules Are Meant to Be Broken

...

♣️Trey Clover ➳

The Sweet Escape! (os) ⚧ 💞

Sinbad (MAGI & AoS) Reader (hc) ♂️

A Househusband for Life

Just a Taste of You Gets Me High

Can't Help But Kiss the Cook

...

♦️Cater Diamond ➳

Photo-Bop

Everything is Picture Perfect

I Know All About Popular

...

♠️Deuce Spade ➳

Strong & Silly Reader (hc) ♂️❔

I Always Loved Mama's Boys

Rehabilitation

Be Still My Delinquent Heart

...

♥️Ace Trapolla ➳

He's Just a Little Brat TBH 💩

Strong & Silly Reader (hc) ♂️❔

The Magic of Strangulation 💩

A Legally Certified Bitch

Truly a Pain in the Ass

...

🦁Leona Kingscholar ➳

Collection Having Reader (hc) ⚧❔

Strong & Teasing Reader (hc) ♂️❔

Sinbad (MAGI & AoS) Reader (hc) ♂️❔

Snuggle Bug (os) ⚧

Zhongli (Genshin) Reader (hc) ♂️❔

(Masc Leaning) Gender Fluid Reader Having Gender Envy (hc) ♂️ ⚧ 💞❔

A Big 'Ol Bear Hug

Time For Another Cat Nap

Just Wanna Laze Around

Dreamland

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🦝Ruggie Bucci ➳

Strong & Teasing Reader (hc) ♂️❔

(Masc Leaning) Genderfluid Reader With Gender Envy (hc) ♂️ ⚧ 💞❔

Sinbad (MAGI & AoS) Reader (hc) ♂️❔

The Bear Necessities (os) ♂️ 💞

That's Gonna Cost Ya

Pretty Porcelain Piggy Bank

3 AM Doughnut Run

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🐺Jack Howl ➳

Himbo appreciation post 📷

Strong & Silly Reader (hc) ♂️❔

You Wanna Go Walkies?

The Goodest Boys

...

🐙Azul Ashengrotto ➳

Collection Having Reader (hc) ⚧❔

The Oyster and the Pearl (oth.) 💞

Love You, for You (oth.) 💞

Lovely Little Angel Fish (os) ⚧ 💞❣

Sinbad (MAGI & AoS) Reader (hc) ♂️❔

Zhongli (Genshin) Reader (hc) ♂️❔

A Forbidden Delicacy (os) ♂️💔⚠️

Sesshoumaru (Inuyasha) Reader (hc) ♂️❔

Graceful as the Waves on the Shore (os) ♂️ 💞

The World is His Oyster

The Jewel Of The Seas

Goings of the Fish Mafia

The Prettiest Boy

Eight Arms Are Better Than Two

An Isle Unto Thy Self

...

🐬Jade Leech ➳

Lychee Boy (os) ⚧ 💞

A Love That Always Seems to Taste Better on Toast (os) ⚧ 💞❣

Sinbad (MAGI & AoS) (hc) ♂️

Goings of the Fish Mafia

Picnic Basket

A Drop in the Ocean

The Experience That is Bubble Tea

Amongst the Rising Tides

...

🦈Floyd Leech ➳

Himbo appreciation post 📷

Squeeeeeze!~ (os) ♂️ 💞

With a Seaside View

Goings of the Fish Mafia

Love is a Vortex

...

🪲Kalim Al Asim ➳

Himbo appreciation post 📷

Collection Having Reader (hc) ⚧❔

Just Who Are You Beautiful Stranger? ✉ ⚧ 💞

Sinbad (MAGI & AoS) Reader (hc) ♂️❔

Roughhousing (os) ♂️ 💞❔

Zhongli (Genshin) Reader (hc) ♂️❔

The Snack That Smiles Back! (os) ♂️ 💞

This is How We Otter Pop! (os) ♂️ 💞

Don't Wanna Talk; Just Wanna Dance (os) ⚧ 💞

...

🐍Jamil Viper ➳

Sinbad (MAGI & AoS) Reader (hc) ♂️❔

Quite the Charmer

I'm Calling Poison Control

Pretty Boy With His Hair in the Wind

A Long Overdue Day Off

...

🪞Vil Schoenhardt ➳

Collection Having Reader (hc) ⚧❔

Strong & Teasing Reader (hc) ♂️ ❔

Sinbad (MAGI & AoS) Reader (hc) ♂️ ❔

Zhongli (Genshin) Reader (hc) ♂️❔

To Be Beautiful (os) ⚧ 💔->💞

Making a Mess of You (os) ♂️ 🔞

My Marvelous Mariposa

Mirror, Mirror on the Wall

Beauty Even Poets Cannot Wish to Describe

...

🏹Rook Hunt ➳

Strong & Teasing Reader (hc) ♂️❔

Right Where You Need Him (os) ⚧💞🧀

Strawberry Lip Palm (os) ♂️ 💞

Sinbad (MAGI & AoS) Reader (hc) ♂️

The Most Dangerous Game

The Hunter Becomes the Hunted

In the Trees

The Kiss of Venus

...

🍎Epel Folmer ➳

Strong & Silly Reader (hc) ♂️❔

Strong & Teasing Reader (hc) ♂️❔

Your Little Hands Full of Apple Seeds (os) ⚧ 💞

An Apple a Day

True to One's Self Image

...

💀Idia Shroud ➳

—Otaku × Delinquent—

Collection Having Reader (hc) ⚧❔

With a Past Cheat Reader (hc) ♂️ 💔❔

Sinbad (MAGI & AoS) Reader (hc) ♂️❔

Zhongli (Genshin) Reader (hc) ♂️❔

So Ya Wanna Be An Otaku (os) ⚧ 🧀

Voluntary Isolation

My Very Own Player 2

You're Off Your Game Boy

...

🤖Ortho Shroud ➳

Kindness is a Virtue

...

🐉Malleus Draconia ➳

Strong & Teasing Reader (hc) ♂️❔

Collection Having Reader (hc) ⚧❔

Best Friends Forever 💬 ⚧ 💞

A Voice in the Night (os) ⚧ 💞 🎶

Sinbad (MAGI & AoS) Reader (hc) ♂️❔

Cyno (Genshin) Reader (hc|os) ♂️❔

Zhongli (Genshin) Reader (hc) ♂️❔

The Fear 💬 ⚧ 💞

Bang! Hammer & Chisel (os) ♂️ 💞 🧀

Gao-Gao Dragon-kun and Friends!

Couldn't Help But Notice...

...

🦇Lilia Vanrouge ➳

Strong & Teasing Reader (hc) ♂️❔

Sinbad (MAGI & AoS) Reader (hc) ♂️❔

Hold You in My Hands Like Hot Tea

Until You Grow Old, My Dear

Welcome to Hell's Kitchen

Like a Bat Out of Hell

...

🗡Silver ➳

Good Morne To You, My Sleeping Beau

Dream in Sweet Sea Major

Stranded Lullaby

Still Feel

...

⚡Sebek Zigvolt ➳

Himbo appreciation post 📷

Strong & Silly Reader (hc) ♂️❔

The Tooth Fairy; Burglar Extraordinaire! (os) ⚧ 🧀

Equestrian Club Mishaps Part 1 (fic) ⚧ 🧀

Equestrian Club Mishaps Part 2 (fic) ⚧ 🧀

Flu Season (os) ♂️ 💞

I'll Dry Those Crocodile Tears

...

❔Yuu ➳

Strong & Silly Reader (hc) ♂️❔

Cat Allergies (os) ⚧ 🧀

...

🥋Enma Yuuken ➳

...

🔱Grim ➳

Strong & Silly Reader (hc) ♂️❔

Cat Allergies (os) ⚧ 🧀

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twisted-wonderland-but-gayer · 2 years

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House husband jade house husband jade

(I find the way of the house husband hilarious)

Househusband Octotrio

Combining 3 in one here, Very trio centric

Azul

He's not a total Househusband, he has a business to run.

Still, he is amazing at housework. Everything is meticulous and organized for maximum efficiency, the nerd even calculated it. You both probably also have a pet Roomba that drifts around on occasion.

Azul is also an amazing cook from his years of owning and working in restaurants. He will wear the frilly apron and cook healthy, hearty meals that still taste great. He is waiting for his praises. Please praise him for his work, he needs it.

Also hard-core mom energy. It's kinda cute. He will make you eat some veggies and you better sit up straight, that shrimp posture is no good for your back! Also lectures you if you're working too hard, he loves you and wants you with him.

Gets everything on the grocery list for a good price and the highest quality where it matters. He will even get you snacks. I can see him after he's done with all his chores acting like a wine mom watching true crime drink in hand while reading a book. Or in this case, watching Shrimplicity, the most popular show in the Coral Sea, reviewing contracts, and sipping on a drink that pairs well with his chicken nuggies.

Imagine him at the end of the day taking off your coat and hanging it up, asking how your day was, and giving you a kiss on the cheek. When you have to go out for the day, he makes sure you look your best, even fixing your collar, cuffs, and tie before smooching you goodbye.

All in all, he's more of a traditional househusband.

With Kids:

Man's a textbook father. He has read every book, watched every video, and also asked his mom, step-dad, and grandma about raising children. He's almost too good.

So much exposure to all sorts of healthy foods and is probably a Pinterest mom with lots of activities and playtime focused on developing motor skills. The baby/ies is/are the healthiest in the world. He makes sure to read to them and never baby-talks them either.

Bedtime stories with lots of big words are common. He would even have them on his lap as he mixes potions while explaining how to make them and what they do. But most importantly he makes sure to tell his child/ren how much he loves them. He feels like he never says it enough.

100% would have the kid/s on his lap during a deal to coerce the client into signing a deal. Come awwwhnnn look at their cute little faces. He has money to make, do you want them to starve?? How could he be so evil with such adorable children?? And the children also have the most judgemental stare.

The kiddos will definitely grow up very loved and accepting of themselves. As they get older they are taught responsibility and chores. They are given a good allowance and strict rules that Azul encourages them to negotiate so they can practice for the real world.

The day his kid/s end up triggering their mer form during bathtime, he cries. The little chubby octomer— a form that he once despised— in the tub is his, and he loves them so much. It reminds him of how he looked like as a kid and it opens his eyes a bit to how harsh he was being to himself. Whenever he doubts himself or insecurity builds, he remembers his kiddo/s and how they're so much like him. Hating himself is also hating them. He swears that he will teach them, self-love.

Overall he's an amazing househusband that's even better with kiddies.

Floyd

I cannot see him being 100% a Househusband. He's probably still Azul's lackey for beating people up when it gets too boring. Not to say he couldn't be a househusband— just probably not full-time.

You have a very… eccentric house husband to say the least. He's definitely not like other house spouses. Rather than neat and tidy you probably have a semi-organized mess. Occasional decorative nick-nacks here and there which may be an acquired taste… theme does not exist to this man, he puts all the things he likes into one place like a fandom blog.

Cooking-wise, sometimes it may be better to eat out. There are some times when he either forgets to cook or ignores it because he's bored, which just means it's a take-out day. Other times his cooking is like his mood. Floyd can really cook something decent if he tries. Hell, he can also probably hunt some high-quality fish to eat raw. Regardless when he tries the food isn't perfect, but that just makes it better.

When the cooking isn't so great… be prepared. It can either be like eating cardboard or dumpster water. One time he served you a hotdogs sausage that had spaghetti going through it and you haven't been the same since.

Oh yeah, when grocery shopping he's super sketchy. "Hey hey you got any of that white stuff? White an' granulated?" "Sir we do not have that.." "No flour? Aw man I was gonna make a cake… or well try to.~" Everyone thinks that he's up to something. It's even worse when neighbors greet you and he comes off as threatening. You've gotten several noise complaints too. And police called because people thought the bite marks on you were from Floyd hurting you. No, he's just demanding attention and giving love.

With kids:

He WILL bring any kids you have along to his work and show them how it's done. If he can't hold them, he'll plop em on a chair or give them to uncle Jade as he just beats the absolute shit outta someone. He's not raising weaklings. If they can crawl they can brawl

He encourages his kids to have fun and make a mess. Oh, you wanna use mustard as paint? Count him in! You wanna try adding some meat to the cake? Let's make the weirdest cake ever then!

The kid/s are always encouraged to be kid/s and to be themselves. He jokes with them and genuinely listens to their interests. He's a dad when it matters and will go to a boring dance recital and probably get escorted out for going up there to join them.

Silly bedtime stories and play-wrestling are common. Oftentimes the house is a wreck afterward but when is it not? Floyd teaches the kids how to fight early on by wrestling them. Sometimes neighbors get concerned about how he manhandles the little one/s but he's surprisingly safe about it. Yeah, he's holding the baby like a gun and pretending to shoot people, but the neck is supported.

Floyd is impatient when the kid's merform doesn't trigger quickly. He would often throw them in the pool or bath randomly in hopes to see them. One day he sees a little eel in the tub and immediately gets excited and starts cooing over them. He promises to teach you all how to swim very good, yeah?

Chaotic good dad that gives their kids lots of fun memories and stories to tell.

Jade

S+ Househusband. Man's practically a butler already, house husbanding is child's play to him.

You think Azul was tidy? Jade is meticulous and probably moves the fridge and oven weekly to clean behind there as well. Dust is not a concept to him at all. There are no need for Roombas when Jade exists. Do not mess up his arrangements or orders of things, he gets very annoyed because his way makes the most sense to him. If you're short he might put stuff you use a lot on the top shelf.

The home has a very earthy theme too. It's no secret he adores terrariums and nature. You may have a moss wall and a lot of houseplants and mini terrariums too. The air in your house is crisp.

His cooking is incredible as always, and his foraging has never stopped. A lot of ingredients used he may have grown or foraged himself. Please compliment his mushroom dishes, it makes him really happy and he may tell you everything he knows about them too. Overall you have very tasty and balanced meals every day.

Jade is also misunderstood and considered the scary one of the household. To be fair he does encourage that image by messing with others for his amusement. Oh, the neighbors saw him covered in blood through the window because he was butchering a steak? He'll play into it to watch them squirm. He'll change his wordings to sound sincere yet threatening too.

Coupon god when grocery shopping, though it's rare for him to go shopping in big stores. He loves farmer's markets and is especially good at haggling prices. I can see him also selling and exchanging mushrooms there too in his own little stand. Raw milk and honey, fresh fruit and veggies, along with some high-quality meat? Loves it. As a regular, he gets discounts too. Definitely jokes with his regular shopkeepers by pretending to be scary, it's an inside joke.

An ideal house husband really. He's absolutely terrifying to everyone else but is sweet and loving with you. Lots of friendly banter too, he is a tease after all.

With kids

An ideal yet strange dad? Your kids always seem perfect with him, it's strange. Perhaps the kid or kids you have will inherit Jade's ability to seem calm.

Like his parents, he will train any kids you have at a young age in self-defense. Kid's gonna be a black belt in everything at age 7.

Surprisingly good with children and it still feels surreal that he has little ones. He does everything he can to make them as healthy as possible as babies. Plenty of meat, plenty of veggies, mushrooms, and all sorts of playtime activities to make them strong.

He would encourage any hobbies the kid/s may have and support their interests completely. Goes to any plays or piano recitals.

Jade teaches responsibility first and foremost. There are certain things you have to do and certain actions have consequences. He teaches them all kinds of things from chores to cooking to camping to swimming in the ocean. What to do, how to do it, and when to do it. Of course, he doesn't tell them everything as he doesn't want his kids to be completely dependent on him and lets them try or think of new solutions.

Don't think his intimidating self disappears with his kids. If anything they inherited it. He will tell them scary bedtime stories that they adore and they mimic dads "scary voice".

"Let's say you have 5 eels in your reef and a shark devours two of them, a sad day undersea… but how many remain?" "Two! Two!" "...Correct little one, smart as ever."

Jade is surprised he manages to find someone he trusted enough to start a family and he adores you both so much. You all go to the beach or the Coral Sea often so the children can see their grandparents and explore their other homes. One day, in the shallows as Jade, was curled around the little thing in eel form, did they change as well. The kid was surprised and a bit scared at first, but Jade scooped them up and held them. It's time to teach them everything there is to being an eel.

#twisted wonderland x reader #twisted wonderland #weebgod #floyd leech #jade leech #jade leech x reader #floyd leech x reader #azul ashengrotto x reader

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luvinus · 2 years

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Hello! I'd like to request for househusband headcanons with the octotrio please! What's your interpretation of them as househusbands? :D

Househusband Headcanons - Octavinelle Edition

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Genre: Fluff, Romance

Warnings: The waiter being an absolute SIMP for these fish men

Waiter’s Note:

"Oh my gosh, hun. You're kiLLING ME I'M SUCH A SUCKER FOR DOMESTICITY I CAN'T- (X-X)"

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Azul Ashengrotto

Ever since you two got married, he's always been in charge of meals. Not only because he wants to watch his diet, but also to arrange the most luxurious dinner for the both of you. I sincerely wish I was you.

If you like to cook, he'd happily invite you to help him. It'd make things much faster, and you two could spend some time together while you're at it. <3

As you open the door and step into your shared home, the exhaustion of the day hits you like a truck. You take off your coat and leave your shoes by the door when you notice the absolutely delicious aroma coming from your kitchen. Your husband peeks into the hallway at the sound of your arrival. There he stood, cooking utensil in hand and sporting apron over the comfortable clothes he put together this morning. Azul gives you a smile, sensing your fatigue. "I'm almost done over here, Angelfish. Take your time and wash up," he says before resuming his work back at the stovetop.

OH AND WAKING UP NEXT TO HIM FWUOINRU. He'd look so pretty; hair tousled and voice soft while he's still blinking away the sleep in his eyes. Azul would nuzzle his face into your neck, refusing to get up when you had to leave for work early in the morn.

But, he'd never admit to it. He adamantly refuses your claims when you tease him about it, saying that he doesn't know what you're talking about, all with a pink dust on his cheeks. I'm losing it over this man.

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Jade Leech

I feel like he'd love to clean and keep his living space organized. Also, he'd always rearranging his little terrariums and potted plants around the house. You didn't realize how many there really were until you noticed that they changed about every week or so-

On that note, with all the moving around and cleaning being done, he'd most likely move and organize your things too. You're not sure if he hides your things on purpose just to keep you in the house for longer, but now you can't find your favorite pen. Huh, where did your signed documents go? You swear you had your phone around here somewhere... This little brat would INFURIATE me, but I love him, so I guess I'll forgive him.

Checking the clock, you realize that if you weren't up and gone in the next 10 minutes, you'd be late for work. You rush to stand up from your seat at the table, where lukewarm pancakes adorned with berries, chocolate chips, and syrup were found. You stuff one last big bite into your mouth before sprinting for the door and sitting on the ledge to put on your shoes.

Suddenly, you feel a weight atop your head, and you look up to see Jade standing with a playful smile, his lips parting to say, "Hurry along now, or you'll be late, my darling." He plants a kiss on your temple before pinching your nose affectionately. You give him a peck on the lips, tasting of sweet maple syrup, and hustle out the door.

Ok, hear me out: massages. I just KNOW this man gives the best massages ever. His big, strong, soft hands moving up and down your back, kneading at the tough spots of taught muscles along your shoulders and lower back. I just got shivers.

On days where you're really worn out, he'd simply cuddle with you in bed while running his hands up and down your back. He'd whisper words of affirmation and sweet nothings into your ear until you finally fell asleep.

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Floyd Leech

Very, VERY cuddly. This man would run towards you and latch onto you the moment you came home; he missed his little shrimp so much!!! It's so cute when he does this, like having a big puppy constantly circling around you like a shark. lol

Still somewhat helpful around the house. Your shared room will forever be messy though, so say goodbye to your favorite pair of socks. Floyd would probably steal your clothes too, so much so that your side of the closet seems noticeably emptier than it used to be...

You sigh as you dumped the big pile of warm, freshly-washed clothes onto your king sized bed. That's right, it was laundry day - the day of your triumph after finally wrestling Floyd to clean the room and whisk away all of the dirty clothing. While dividing the laundry based on who it belonged to, you hear Floyd come in.

Turning to look at him in his green and gold eyes, a spark flies between the two of you. It was always a race to see who could finish their side faster, you or your tall eel husband. "Hey, hey, are you ready now, little shrimp~? I won't go easy on you, 'kay~! Just don't go crying about how you lost to me!" "Oh, we'll see who's gunna lose this time!"

OH MY GOSH, he would totally make a game out of matching the socks together. He'd make a competition or game out of anything; that's the ONLY way he's even slightly tempted to fold the laundry.

On a different note, he'd probably also hide things from you, just to piss you off. <3 Not only that, but he'd put them in places you'd never expect. Like, why is your hair brush in the kitchen cabinet? Why is the jar of strawberry jam in the bathtub???

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rs-wonderland · 1 year

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the headcanons of the boys as househusbands are so cute <3 i was wondering if you could do it the same but for vil, riddle and azul? :'))

Note{ Hello darling! Im glad you liked my househusbands post, and yes i can do the same for them. I hope you enjoy, have a good day/night, love ya~♡}

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Vil

I can see Vil as one of does 'Hey, i really like your dad' type.

Vil is busy man okej? He is a model and all. But since he works from home~

He knows how to cook. But only his healthy food that looks beautiful to the eye and tastes like you ate grass. After he become a father he only then started to cook 'normal' food.

You can always come home to a clean house, and good behaved kids.

Vil takes pride in everything he does so sending you photos of a clean house and some family activities he does with the kids is soooo cute!

Gives you a massage after a long day of work. And probably brings you both (50/50 for the kids) to spa for a weekend.

When he needs to go on work. He will leave the kids with you if posible, if not he brings them with him.

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Riddle

Riddle wants nothing more than not to be like his parents. Thats it. Riddle will have rules in the house but would never ever force his kids to do things his mother made do.

Knows how to clean, house is very clean, but the cooking... he can't cook to save his life.

Riddle would call you everytime he doesn't know or can't do something. Once your kid called while you were at work saying that Riddle got stuck in the chirstmas tree lights, and you need to get home.

I think he would like to get a pet, a dog actually but it need to be mannered. It didn't turn out well, bc kids lets dog get in the house so Riddle needed to chase him but then they both fall in the mud.

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Azul

Azul being a househusband is the most funny thing.

Bc he would get up early make his coffe, Jade and Floyd would come over and kids are going to think that there Dad work in FBI, and they wouldn't leave the room.

Azul doesn't clean the house, the twins do that. He is a busy man okej? He needs to bath the kids.

One day you cleary forget that your husband was practicly a fish and brought a golden fish home... Azul didn't look at you the same way from that day.

Doesn't cook for sh!t. He bring the kids and you to a restourant for dinner. Breakfest? Heres the money go to the bakery.

When you are off weekends he will wake you up with breakfest in bed and little rose! It so cute!

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