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unseriouslysexy · 1 year

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Selina: I am no longer dating Bruce

Ivy: Congrats on freeing yourself from the chains of heterosexual

Harley: Ooh ooh do you wanna be our third?

Jason: Well about time you dumped him

Selina:... Damn guys I was just trying to be funny

Selina: We're getting married

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incorrectbatfam · 3 months

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Selina: Bruce, is this the way you pictured married life?

Bruce: Yes, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.

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unfashionably-late-comics · 1 year

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The best version of Robin is a little sass ball in a cape. The best version of Batman asks a 10 year old for life advice.

This conversation could really be with any of the Batkids, but I drew Jason for his bitty hair curls.

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bbbbbbbbatman · 5 months

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The thing is, no matter who you ship Batman with, there's no version of the identity reveal that's not objectively hilarious.

Whether it's Selina or Clark or literally whoever, just imagine that you have fallen in love with Batman. This is a man who is very intelligent, likely the most capable and competent person you know, one of the few humans who can go toe to toe with metahumans, and he acts a bit aloof and gruff, but as you get to know him you realize that he is an extremely caring person. He is out night after night, putting his life and safety at risk because he loves his city and feels such a strong responsibility towards making it better in any way he can. He is one of the bravest men you know and you admire his skills and dedication.

And finally, finally, he is about to reveal his identity to you. You know how much this means, how much trust is involved, and then he pulls back his cowl and it's motherfucking Bruce Wayne. Like what even--How do you respond to that? How do you reconcile everything you know and love about Batman with Bruce Wayne. That's--that's not...This is supposed to be a big romantic moment and you can't even respond because what the fuck??

You feel a headache coming on.

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theendlessnessofbeingme · 4 months

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Stephanie Brown isn’t allowed to work on a case alone. Its not because she can’t solve it, she definitely can. It’s because the last time she was left alone to solve a case they didn’t see her for a week. She was living off of ramen, coffee, and Red Bull. She hadn’t taken a shower in that week. And her entire apartment was covered in case notes. Its oddly enough the exact reason Bruce and Tim aren’t allowed allowed to solve cases alone either.

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scottishaccentsareawesome · 1 month

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Barbara: Any luck finding Jason? Dick: Nope. I looked at the bar where he goes to play pool, the bar where he goes to fight, the bar where he goes to sing karaoke, and the bar where he goes to actually drink, and he wasn't at any of them. Selina: You know, It used to be that you went to one bar to do all that stuff - maybe two if you do karaoke - but now it's like everybody separates the activities... Dick: No, most people still just have the one or two hangout bars. Jason just does this to...keep things interesting. Selina: And what's that code for? Bruce: Make it hard for us to find him when we need him because he doesn't wanna do stuff.

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arguablysomaya · 2 years

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robin!dick: i need advice

bruce: with what?

dick: with love. how did you know you were in love with selina?

bruce: …

bruce: i’m in love with selina?

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shihoerusu · 4 months

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Incorrect quotes by @oceanview15 part 5?

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oceanview15 · 10 months

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Bruce: I asked Selina out.

Damien: Oh, I’m sorry.

Bruce: Why?

Damien: Well, I assume she said no.

Bruce: No, she said yes.

Jason: Really? Then I’m sorry for her.

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sepia-stained-sunset · 1 year

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Damian: >tt< people who think my mother would settle for my father again are sorely mistaken

Jason: Absolutely. Mom can do so much better than a guy in a fur suit

Nightwing, playing along: Implying that Bruce would want to date Talia again?

Steph: First off, who wouldn't? Second, implying someone else wants to date Bruce?

Jason: Selina?

Tim: You're joking right? She's too awesome for him

Damian: Well my mother is too good for him as well

Duke: Clark, maybe?

Jason: Hmmm I mean yeah they're kind of on the same level I guess? Bruce is still reaching but like,, Clark's not lowering his standards as much as Talia or Selina would have to

Damian: I concur

Somebody: Oooh what if Wonder Woman dated him?

All the Bats: *scoff *

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mylifeingotham · 22 days

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unseriouslysexy · 1 year

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Selina: How can i live, laugh and love in this economy

Bruce: ...That's no excuse for stealing

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incorrectbatfam · 7 months

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Selina, dressed as Morticia Addams: Ah, my fated one, this season fills me with such wicked joy. It reminds me of the day you asked me to be your wife.

Bruce, dressed as Gomez Addams: Or that time Alfred let me burn all those old Batmobiles.

Duke, dressed in a Lord of the Rings cosplay: Get a room!

Selina: Duke, you're supposed to wear a Halloween costume.

Duke: But I really like being an elf. And it's better than Damian's costume.

Bruce: Why? What's Damian wear—

Damian, wearing Bruce's oversized coat: I am Father for Halloween.

Bruce, choking up: It's perfect.

Duke, muttering: Suck up.

Stephanie, entering dressed as Jack Skellington: Hey guys! Are you ready to pull off people’s thumbs for Halloween?

Cassandra, dressed as Sally: Yay, thumbs!

Barbara, dressed as a pumpkin: She means trick or treat.

Kate, watching: Alfred, they do know it's October 6th, right?

Alfred: Try telling them that. Or try telling it to—

Dick, dressed as Harley Quinn: HAPPY HALLOWEEN, NERDS!

Jason, dressed as Deadpool: Yeah, Halloween!

Tim, dressed as Robin: Yeah, nerds!

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renaissance35 · 9 months

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Bruce: You're the love of my life, my best friend. I would do anything for you.

Selina: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a descent sleeping schedule.

Bruce: Absolutely not.

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shyjusticewarrior · 1 month

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[Jason and Rose laying together after a rough rendezvous]

Jason: You okay?

Rose: I'm more than okay. You couldn't hear how "okay" I was? I thought you bats were detectives.

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theendlessnessofbeingme · 1 month

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When Dick and Jason team up and they keep running into people Jason knows

Dick:

Jason:

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