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bruciemilf · 2 months

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Bruce buys twitter to ban his kids specifically

#dc #dc comics #social media #social media au #batfamily #batfam social media #batfam twitter #jason todd #dick grayson #stephanie brown #terry mcginnis #clark kent #bruce wayne

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tiredofsatansbullshit · 7 months

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Another chapter of my "The Waynes on Twitter" work on AO3

Masterlist of Tweets

36 - This is me admitting defeat. I cannot keep on thinking of names for chapters

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incorrectbatfam · 13 days

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this city fucking sucks

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notholaenas · 3 months

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getting along

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#i spent way too long on the lettering but it was very therapeutic !!#damian wayne #robin #tim drake #red robin #dc #dcu #dc comics #batman #art #fanart #digital art #digital drawing #smau #batfam social media #artists on tumblr #my art

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mqonlighting · 1 year

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BATFAM ON TWITTER PT 100092838271

< check out the ao3 if you’re interested wink wink cough cough tear >

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mylifeingotham · 9 days

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ghost-in-the-corner · 1 year

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One thing I absolutely adore about Batfamily social media AUs is that we all collectively agreed that Jason is not verified on Twitter. Like nah bro, there's no way that's Jason Todd, he died 5 years ago.

But now that you can buy the checkmark, Jason would be the first in line to get one. He would've been fine to pay the full $20 a month, anything to be on par with his siblings.

And right after he gets the checkmark, Tim reports the account for 'impersonating his late brother' and that it's 'incredibly disrespectful to the memory of the real Jason Todd'. It's immediately suspended. Naturally Jason's pissed and tries again, but then Dick reports the new account.

It becomes a cycle of Jason paying for the Verified checkmark (with Bruce's credit card, naturally) and one of the other Batsiblings reporting his account. He even tried marking it as satire (which is somehow okay in Elon's new system? idk) but Steph reports that one as harassment. Blocking their accounts - both civies and vigilantes - was even less helpful.

In the end, Jason has lost more than $80 and he still doesn't have the checkmark.

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preyofolympus · 1 year

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If I ever do more of those social media AUs, I need you all to know Connor Kent’s irl thingie will always and forever be @sucKondeeznuts and I’ve never come up with anything more true to a character in all my time of DC content creation.

#batfam #batfamily #red robin #tim drake #tim drake wayne #batkids #timkon #kontim #kon el kent #connor kent #superboy #robin x superboy #batfam shenanigans #batfam social media #social media au

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1vyyxo · 29 days

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I know I don’t post much on tumblr and whenever I do I delete it in a few days and I know people say celebrating fiction characters' birthdays are dumb but…

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICK GRAYSON!! HE'S MY FAV FR- OK BUT HOW COULD I NOT POST FOR HIM?? HE'S LITERALLY THE BEST NO ONE CAN CHANGE MY MIND. 😍🤌💋

PHOTOODUMPPP-

here r some of my favs from my pin board:

also, ROBIN DICK GRAYSON ANYONE? cute but feral.

I literally love him (his character) in every universe-

SREEDFGREDFREREFR

ok i’m scheduling this for tmrw haha (20th march 12:00 am) gn/gm/good afternoon! <3

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schvrll · 4 months

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I saw these two replies to the perfect skirt length thing online and I just had to make them into Brucie Wayne replies.

His PR team (and children) are understandably horrified when they go viral. But Jason probably has them framed somewhere for whenever he needs a good laugh lol

#batman #brucie wayne #batfam social media #yes he was high on painkillers when he posted these #bruce wayne #i tried to be funny lol

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bruciemilf · 6 months

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batfam tweets because it's been a while

#bruce wayne #jason todd #batfamily #dick grayson #jaime reyes #dc #social media au #batfam social media #batdad #tim drake

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tiredofsatansbullshit · 9 months

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Another chapter of my "The Waynes on Twitter" work on AO3

Masterlist of Tweets

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31 - Disaster Family: The Waynes

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incorrectbatfam · 7 months

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On the subject of Damian and the axolotl, I feel like people do send him pictures of animals and stuff and he gives a rating, idk tho

Stranger: I thought you'd like to know that Lacey had her puppies. *sends a pic*

Damian: For once, a mother who should be proud. 10/10.

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Stranger: *sends a derpy cat pic* This is my cat Momo, short for Movie-Theater Mozzarella-Sticks. He just turned 3 and likes to eat pillow feathers.

Damian: Truly the cat of all time. 10/10.

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Stranger: I think I saw Krypto the Superdog on my way to work. *sends blurry video of Krypto flying*

Damian: There goes Metropolis's hero. 10/10.

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Stranger: *sends a pic of a lizard in a pointy hat* This is King Gizzard, my lizard, as a wizard for Halloween.

Damian: I would give him all my candy. 10/10.

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Stranger: *sends a video of their parrot*

The parrot: Polly loves crackers and Damian.

Damian: Tell Polly I love her too. 10/10.

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Stranger: Bruh there are so many gophers at Gotham U. *sends pic of gophers chilling in the quad*

Damian: 10/10. Good for them, living their best life.

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Stranger: Do fish count? If so here's Bubbles. *sends video of a goldfish*

Damian: They absolutely do. 10/10.

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Stranger: I went to my aunt's farm and got to ride the horses. Meet Dash. *sends Instagram story with a horse*

Damian: A fine specimen. 10/10.

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Stranger: Opinions on this stingray? *sends scuba diving footage*

Damian: Superb. 10/10.

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Stranger: I found a worm. What should I name him? *sends pic*

Damian: He looks like a Kevin. 10/10.

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Stranger: This is me and my stepdad with the hens we've been raising. *sends pic*

Damian: What lovely ladies. 10/10.

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Stranger: I went to a butterfly garden today. *sends video of a butterfly landing on their hand*

Damian: Stunning. 10/10.

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Stranger: I just got back from a safari. *sends album of savannah herds*

Damian: Next time take me with you. 10/10.

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Stranger: *sends a Ratatouille GIF*

Damian: Don't tell my family but I'm training my rats to do the same. 10/10 by the way.

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Stranger: This is Herbie, our class bunny. *sends a pic with the teacher fumbling in the background*

Damian: He looks more intelligent than your teacher. 10/10.

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Stranger: *sends pic* Got bored and bought a frog. I'm naming him Toad.

Damian: I hope your life is as dull as ever. 10/10.

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Stranger: Tzu Tzu keeps leaving her laundry everywhere. *sends video of a snake shedding its skin*

Damian: You're her assistant. Do your job. 10/10.

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Stranger: I finally got a hamster!! *sends video*

Damian: Now treat them like royalty and get yourself some tubing. 10/10.

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Stranger: Ideas for decorating my hermit crab's shell? For context his name is Juan and he likes the color yellow. *sends pic*

Damian: I suggest black and gold. 10/10.

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Stranger: I saw a turtle on my morning walk. *sends a pic*

Damian: Ethereal. 10/10.

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Bruce: *sends a family photo*

Damian: *blocks and reports*

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elektrae · 1 year

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The batfam as tweets that make me laugh, part. 2

Bonus: a 2 part story

#jason todd #dick grayson #tim drake #damian wayne #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #barbara gordon #batfam #batfamily #incorrect batfam quotes #incorrect quotes #duke thomas #social media au #batfam social media #batman #wfa

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mqonlighting · 1 year

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MORE BATFAM TWITTER BULLSHIT

< check out the ao3 if you’re interested wink wink cough tear >

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mylifeingotham · 6 days

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