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Della & Donald: {listening in on Louie}
Louie: And God bless Mom and Uncle Donald and Uncle Scrooge and Huey and Dewey
Louie: And, please God, kill Doofus Drake!
Donald: LOUIE, NO!
Louie: IT’S HIM OR ME, O LORD!
Donald: You can’t ask God to kill someone!
Della: Yeah! You do your own dirty work!
#incorrect ducktales quotes#source: the simpsons#louie duck#donald duck#della duck#ducktales 2017#ducktales#duckblr#DuckTales fandom#I almost made this about Dewey and Don Karnage but thought this was funnier
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Petra, observing Ninja!Ivor: I kinda want the old Ivor back. The one who was annoying all the time and...
Petra:
Petra: You know, I'm not sure what I want.
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Jason: I think I got your lunch.
Jason: *pulls out a note saying: "I am very proud of you. Love, Dad"*
Dick: Oh yeah. I didn't think this was for me.
Dick: *holds up a note saying: "Be good. For the love of God please be good."*
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Katniss: I think Haymitch mixed up our lunches. Look.
Katniss: *Holds up a note that says “I love you so much”*
Peeta: Oh, that explains this
Peeta: *Holds up a note that says “Please behave, for the love of God, behave”*
#hunger games#hunger games incorrect quotes#hunger games memes#katniss everdeen#peeta mellark#source: the simpsons
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Adam: I didn’t do it for them. I did it for you, (y/n). I’d kill for you.
Adam, slowly smiling: Please ask me to kill for you.
You, sweating: ...First of all, calm down-
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[During the first briefing]
Maverick: Any questions?
Hangman: *raises his hand*
Maverick: Yes. The guy Bradley has a crush on.
Dagger Squad: *blinks*
Hangman: *blushes hard*
Rooster: *stares at Maverick in disbelief*
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Bruce: We can’t lose Y/N, she’s the heart and soul of this family!
Tim: Hey! What am I?
Bruce: You’re the spleen. We don’t know what it is and we don’t care
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Hobie: "I think I got your lunch."
Hobie pulls out a note saying: "I am very proud of you. Love, Dad Miguel"
Lego Spiderman: "Oh yeah. I didn't think this was for me."
Lego Spiderman holds up a note saying: "Be good. For the love of God please be good."
#source: the simpsons#miguel makes them all lunches#sometimes#spiderverse#into spider verse#into the spiderverse#into the spider verse#spiderverse hobie#hobie brown#lego spiderman#lego spiderman atsv#spiderverse miguel#miguel o'hara#incorrect quotes#incorrect spiderverse
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Cleric: You can’t ask the gods to kill someone.
Paladin: Yeah, you do your own dirty work.
#cleric#paladin#mod meme#source: the simpsons#dnd#dungeons and dragons#incorrect dnd quotes#incorrect dungeons and dragons quotes#incorrect quotes#incorrect dnd classes
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Rooster: I feel so stupid, Pops. Jake's not right for me at all, and I don't think he ever will be.
Iceman: Well, most people will tell you that you're a fool to think you can change a man.
Iceman: But those people are quitters!
Rooster: What?
Iceman: When I first met your father, he was cocky, impulsive, and completely disrespectful of authority. But I worked hard on him, and now, he's a whole new person!
Rooster: Pops?
Iceman: He's a whole. New. Person, Bradley.
Rooster: Oh... I know…
#icemav#hangster#bradley rooster bradshaw#tom iceman kazansky#pete maverick mitchell#top gun maverick#source: the simpsons
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[A cat wanders into the base and somehow gets into the vents, the 1-4-1 have been trying to catch it but it keep getting away, finally they resort to sending someone into the vents. Soap is that someone.]
Ghost:
Soap, go into the vent and get him.
Soap:
What!? Have ye gone waxy in yer beester? I canna fit in the wee vent, ye croquet-playin’ mint-muncher!
Ghost, fed up::
Grease yourself up and go in, you ...guff-speaking work-slacker.
Soap: [impressed]
Ooh. Good comeback. sir!
[Cut to Soap bursting into R/n’s empty diner.]
Soap:
Miss. L/n have ye got any grease?
[R/n looks up from the counter.]
R/n:
Yes, yes we do.
[Soap suddenly rips his shirt apart of showing off his chiseled abs.]
Soap:
THEN GREASE ME UP WOMAN!
[R/n feels heat creeping up her neck as she looks at Soap’s body with a poker face]
R/n: Okie-dokie!
{Let’s just say Ghost was the one who got jealous this time, as he got to hear all about how his dear R/n had rubbed grease all over Soap’s abs.]
Soap, boasting to Gaz: I tell ya Gaz, Her hands felt like heaven, I aven’t had a back rub that good in ages!
[cut to Ghost brooding in a corner while stroking the vent cat like a super villain.]
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Heavy: *bearhugging Medic, teary-eyed* Medic... I thought you were dead!
Medic: *cheerfully* I was!
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Mikey: Ha! I jumped in front of your picture! Now it's ruined!
Raph, painting: Mikey this isn't a photograph. I'm not just gonna paint you into my-
Raph, noticing he did actually paint Mikey into his picture: AHH!
#incorrect tmnt quotes#source: the simpsons#tmnt 2012#tmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles#raphael#michelangelo
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Selina: Bruce, is this the way you pictured married life?
Bruce: Yes, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.
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MC, having gone back in time in Nightbringer: Okay MC, remain calm, remember the advice Barbatos gave to you on your wedding day…
Flashback Barbatos: If you ever go back in time, DON’T TOUCH ANYTHING.
#God I love that episode of the Simpsons so much#I had the jokes memorized when I was fourteen#obey me#obey me!#obey me! shall we date?#obey me shall we date#obey me mc#obey me Barbatos#obey me nightbringer#obey me incorrect quotes#obey me! incorrect quotes#source: the simpsons
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[At the shop]
Rooster: Let's find the outfit that'll make Jake look at me the way that Ice looks at you.
Maverick: Worried?
Rooster: ...Blindly in love?
#“naked” is the outfit you're looking for Bradley#hangster#sereshaw#icemav#incorrect quotes#source: the Simpsons#bradley rooster bradshaw#jake hangman seresin#pete maverick mitchell#tom iceman kazansky#mavdad#rooster#hangman#Maverick#iceman#hangman x rooster#rooster x hangman#maverick x iceman#iceman x maverick#hangaroo
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