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incorrectbatfam · 3 days

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We have Bruce doing Good Dad™ things but what about Neutral Dad™ things

Mowing the lawn while drinking a cup of coffee

Standing outside and staring at an oncoming storm

Sneezes that get louder with each kid he adopts

"Hold this light while I fix this"

"Do NOT touch the thermostat"

Falling asleep on the recliner while watching a show that he'll pretend to hate when the kids ask about it

Matching cargo shorts, socks, and sandals with Clark every time they're in Smallville

#bruce wayne #batman #batdad #batfamily #batfam #batman family #clark kent #superman #justice league #batboys #batbros #batgirls #batkids #batsiblings #dc comics #headcanon #batposting #shitpost

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morgangalaxy43 · 3 days

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Alfred and Bruce would be totally accepting with Dick being bi but Dick being a cop would be the most disappointing and terrifying news ever

#bruce wayne #alfred pennyworth #batdad #batfamily #dick grayson #bi dick grayson #dc comics #batman headcanon #dc headcanon

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bibibusinessman · 13 hours

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ghost-bxrd · 3 days

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Thinking of Bruce and what he must have felt pulling up to the warehouse, seeing only a burning ruin—

And still digging through the rubble like a madman despite knowing all he’d find would most likely be a body…

I wonder if he hoped, for a moment, he’d find nothing. Because like this—- Robin couldn’t really be dead, right?

And then the relief/devastation when he did find him…

#oh no I’m making myself sad again #this hurts #just—-#oof #owl song isn’t good for my mental health istg 😭😂#ghost talks #a death in the family #Bruce Wayne #Batdad #Batman #musings

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batfambrainrotbeloved · 18 hours

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Batfam quotes as quotes from my dnd group (part 6)

Damian:"According to Jon- I have a good soul, but I do bad things and I really need to stop that"

Bart:“Do you have any… cheese”? Tim:“You just want a wheel of cheese”? Bart:“No a plate- i'm civilized” Cassie:"Thats debatable..." Kon:"Just get the man his cheese"!!

Duke:“I got hit by a car, physically with my body”

Jason:“You gotta start conditioning yourself with day drinking” Roy:“Alcoholism IS the answer” Steph:“They are dicks and think they are better than me which makes them horrible people” Damian:“If he says that again ill kill him-” Tim:“He's not joking, he has a history of trying to kill his siblings” Damian:“And I don't plan to stop”

Jason, yelling into GPS: "Locate punk ass bitch"

Dick:“Sure I was tipsy, but there was a girl doing cocaine in the bathroom- Bruce:"..." Dick"SO- I think me dropping a wine glass is the least of their problems”

Babs:"It took multiple people to explain to these boys… they aren't even men"

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college-task-military · 8 hours

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#x files #batdad #girlswholikegirls #agere #polls #phatt azz #colorado rockies #paypal #vampire aesthetic #ceramics #daniel radcliffe #legend of korra #sukuna #sf9 #母畜

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the-batgirl · 23 hours

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Robin & Batman (2021) #1 - Batman and Robin (2023) #6

Bruce learning some boundaries the hard way

#been thinking abt this a lot #damian wayne #dick grayson #bruce wayne #batdad #batman #batfamily #batfam #dc comics #comic panels

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range-relationship-family · 23 hours

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#puppy #democrats #the simpsons #nyny irene #batdad #bhabhi #mystic messenger #sigils #ukraine #girlswholikegirls

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nightwolf14292 · 3 days

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"Why on Earth are you making chocolate pudding-?"

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comicmancer · 2 days

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this is amazing

#dc comics #batman #batfamily #batfam #batdad #damian wayne #dc robin

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ashoss · 2 months

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some things dont change

#batburger as a concept is lowkey hilarious to me #jason todd #robin #robin ii #red hood #bruce wayne #batman #batfamily #batfam #batdad #dc comics #dc fanart #illustration #ash's doodlings #with minor cameo from discowing spoiler and black bat #can u tell i dont like drawing backgrounds

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emotional-piece-of-meat · 17 days

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I'm golden-child!Jason and not-even-a-silver-egg!Dick truther for life, and that's so funny.

Bruce is used to the chaos he calls his son, so when Jason actually behave, Bruce is soooo confused.

Like, what do you mean Bruce can tell him to not do something and Jason will??? Obey??? The order??? Dick would never.

Bruce, fully prepared for scandal: You are not allowed to jump from one wardrobe to another, it's dangerous for you.

Little Jason, who has no idea why he should: Ok? I wasn't planning to anyway.

Confused Bruce: You wasn't?

Little Jason who are scared to touch anything here, because it probably costs more than his life: I don't want to ruin the mansion...

More Confused Bruce: You don't?!

Or

Bruce: so, you are saying that if I tell you to sit in your room and read books, you will really sit in your room and read books?

Little Jason, who has no idea why he shouldn't: Yeah?

Bruce, whispering to Alfred: I didn't know they could do that.

#Dick on the background is heavily disappointed #he wanted a cool little brother not this nerdy one #he wants to make a refund #batman #batfam #batdad #batfamily #dick grayson #bruce wayne #jason todd

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melmov · 23 days

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Batboys profiles

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bibibusinessman · 13 hours

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bruciemilf · 2 months

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Damian: Baba. I’ve acquired an enemy at the academy. He’s been ripping my drawings, teasing me about my lineage, and smearing your honor. I understand murder can’t happen. How shall I proceed?

Bruce: [Has a flashback of Thomas driving to his bully’s house, spiked brass knuckles on his hands, petting his head and smiling dangerously, ‘I’ll be right back, chum!’]

Bruce: …I’ll talk to his parents.

Damian: Todd?

Jason: Finally, an excuse to tackle a 10 year old.

#bruce: nO-#damian: then what do you propose we do!!! this beast knows no peace!!!#bruce: we buy his father’s company and make him take an unpaid internship.#damian: father!!! that is…inhuman. I praise you.#bruce wayne #damian wayne #jason todd #dc comics #dc #batfamily #incorrect quotes #batdad #bruce is very protective of his birdies pass it on #batman #text post

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ghost-bxrd · 1 month

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Headcanon that when Jason so much as says “ow..” on the comms the rest of the batfam immediately assume he must be dying.

#look Jason NEVER complains about being in pain #so it must be BAD #and after one close call #(and one death)#they’re not taking any chances #jason todd #batfamily #dick grayson #batfam #robin #bruce wayne #ghost talks #red hood #batman #damian wayne #tim drake #batdad #headcanon a

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