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incorrectbatfam · 2 days
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Barbara: So where's this dog I keep hearing so much about?
Dick: Oh, he's right here.
Wally:
Jason: That's a grown-ass man.
Dick: Yeah he's a little old but hey, who said you can't teach old dogs new tricks. Ready? Watch this. Speak.
Wally: 'Sup bro.
Dick: Good boy!
Kory: Yeah he just spoke English. That's a grown— that's an actual human being.
Dick: Yeah, yeah I guess he kinda does have like that human-like personality.
Jason: 'Cause it's a fucking dude.
Kyle: I feel like we're drastically overlooking the fact that this is just a guy on all fours that you... keep in your house? Or...?
Dick: He's actually a rescue. Did I mention that?
Barbara: What does that even mean in this context?
Dick: It's a shame. I found him out wandering the streets all by himself one night so I took him in.
Wally: I was walking to class one day and he just grabbed me.
Barbara: Okay, what's your name, dude?
Dick: I call him Snowball.
Wally: It's actually Wally.
Roy: Okay so this is like some type of kink thing?
Wally: No he genuinely thinks I'm a dog.
Kory: Okay, even then, why are YOU going along with this?
Wally: Free rent, free food.
Kory: Still, dude, that can't be—
Wally: 401k matching, pension plan, dental coverage.
Roy: You get dental coverage?
Wally: Let me tell you, my canines have never looked so good.
Kyle:
Barbara:
Kory:
Jason:
Roy: Meow.
Dick: Daddy's little kitten.
Jason, leaving: Okay, fuck that.
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publishinggoblin · 1 day
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The 2nd Edition Oracle Dice are looking incredible, and should be in my hand in the next few days! You can pre-order your own set of 22 totally unique dice for divination at the backerkit preorder page above!
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greenapplebling · 2 days
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Barbara, passing by: Hey, guys
Dick: Hi- wait! Is that my shirt?
Barbara: *looks down* Oh, yeah. It was
Dick: What do you mean "was"?
Barbara: It has been sitting in my apartment for more than a year, it's mine now *leaves*
Dick: Dang, I liked that shirt
Steph, who has a collection of stolen shirts from Tim, Jason and other types of clothes from Cass: Eh, you'll get over it
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fifiophobia · 3 days
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Never underestimate the power bat ladies hold in Hawaiian shirts
based on this, this, and this
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chadfarsight · 12 hours
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Annual Good.
Back in the Clocktower, though StephCass still live in their loft for now.
Batgirls Annual (2022)
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*Ring ring ring*
EMS operater: 911 what's your emergency?
Barbara: Hello? Yes, I was just in a car purpose
EMS operater: A car purpose? Ma'am, do you mean a car accident?
Barbara: No, I hit that bitch on purpose
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davidalleynethinksfast · 10 months
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not in front of their salad
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imaginarygirltnt · 25 days
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"I work alone!" Batman growls.
Behind him his ten children all nod aggressively.
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thejinglingfool · 7 days
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The secret pt 2 of these! I really like how these ones came out, enjoy :^]!
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preyed-llama · 2 months
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Jason todd, but australian
if he studied in his years abroad in the outback and not Europe and Asia.
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Bruce: Jason, stay here, you aren’t cleared for patrol. Jason: You’re dreaming, mate. Give me a fair go. Bruce: You have a serious concussion. Jason: She’ll be right. Pop some panadol and fuck right out.
- Jason: Awww fuck, I’m fanging for a cuppa. Dick: Jason, I’m begging you.
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Jason after being punched: He’s built like a brick shithouse, I’ll tell ya that.
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Bomb about to explode Jason: GUN IT! Tim: DON’T SHOOT IT! Jason running away: BOLT, ASSHOLE, BOLT.
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Barbara: Hood, do you need backup?  Jason: Yeah nah. 
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petermaxximof · 7 months
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bruce at the dining room table drinking coffee out of his “world’s okayest father” mug sitting next to dick drinking coffee out of his “world’s best big brother” mug. both were purchased by the rest of the bat siblings as christmas presents that year. dick is not smug. not at all.
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violetbumblebea · 6 months
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I've seen people say "What if Dick thinks Bruce is a vampire instead of Batman" but no one asks the most important question.
What if Dick assumes Bruce is just Batman and, years later, through some shenanigans of sort it is revealed he is also a vampire
Bruce is confused about why all of his kids are freaking out.
Bruce: I literally don't go outside unless it's night or very overcast?
Dick: I assumed you were a white man who hadn't discovered sunscreen.
Bruce: I don't sleep?
Barbara: You're a workaholic
Bruce: I literally don't eat or drink.
Jason: idk, neither does Tim
Bruce: I regularly drink packs of blood???
Tim: We thought you liked Kool-Aid Jammers like a normal person
Bruce: I strictly wear black and capes?
Steph: You listen to MCR, I thought you were emo
Bruce: You call Damian demon brat?? Surely, a callback to the fact I, his father, am a creature of darkness and hell?
Damian, also a vampire: Were you not calling me a slur due to my demonic nature?
Alfred, amused
(Duke, who accidentally burned him with his light, and Cass, who is Cass, knew already)
Edit: Fic for this here
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batgirlsbitch · 4 months
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The fact that they have given her mobility aids –like the shower chair– in this WEBTOON is fucking awesome. It astonishes me that the different forms of media and other DC comics do not put the effort to add in such small yet important details.
This WEBTOON is seriously the crème de la crème *chefs kiss*
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the-evil-clergyman · 6 months
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L’Oracle de Delphes by John William Godward (1899)
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he’s fine duh
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noblessyousforgiacomo · 5 months
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Bruce sends this to all his colleagues, just in case.
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