mulder: we're stuck in a timeloop and blow up every single time, sometimes one of us gets shot, we're stuck on this stupid monday, i am having the worst day in fucking ever, my waterbed had a leak, i got abducted by aliens, we're having a baby
scully: since when do you have a waterbed??????????
i can't get over how offended she is that mulder has a waterbed she doesn't know about. scully really went if you get a bed it will be OUR bed, otherwise you'd choose the shittiest mattress known to mankind.
I'm watching S4: E9: Terma, and you can't tell me Mulder doesn't live for the drama when he came strutting in that senate hearing like, "What was the question again?"
What’s wrong with people on txf twitter that think having a crush on Mulder is absolute disgusting freak behavior? Like he’s objectively an attractive man