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incorrectbatfam · 2 days

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We have Bruce doing Good Dad™ things but what about Neutral Dad™ things

Mowing the lawn while drinking a cup of coffee

Standing outside and staring at an oncoming storm

Sneezes that get louder with each kid he adopts

"Hold this light while I fix this"

"Do NOT touch the thermostat"

Falling asleep on the recliner while watching a show that he'll pretend to hate when the kids ask about it

Matching cargo shorts, socks, and sandals with Clark every time they're in Smallville

#bruce wayne #batman #batdad #batfamily #batfam #batman family #clark kent #superman #justice league #batboys #batbros #batgirls #batkids #batsiblings #dc comics #headcanon #batposting #shitpost

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haveihitanerve · 3 days

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Okay but the Batkids using Dad with Bruce when they know hes been having a rough day-

Bruce comes back from a JL meeting upset, not because something went wrong but because they aren't acting like a team, and Dick jumps into his arms and crawls over his shoulders and drapes himself across his back and is like “dad! You're home!” and suddenly bruce feels better

Or Bruce excuses himself from a Gala, pissed off because someone whispered his kids are just charity cases he uses to get publicity and Cass slips into the room through a vent and hugs hims from behind murmuring, “its okay daddy. We know the truth.”

~alternatively~

The batkids calling bruce dad when they've had a bad day because they have to make conscious effort to call him bruce and when they are just exhausted and done its too much effort to not call him dad-

Jason storms into the manor, pissed off after finding a woman who took drugs and killed herself and left her daughter alone, and slumps onto the couch. Bruce notices and comes over with a cup of tea and one of jasons favorite books, presses a kiss to his forehead and covers him with a blanket and jason murmurs a quiet “thanks dad” before relaxing with his book

Or Tim has spent four consecutive days in the Cave, only surviving off of coffee and spite and Bruce finally snaps, grabbing him in a blanket and burritoing him and carrying him to his room and spoon feeding him alfred food and Tim is so exhausted he just mutters “thanks dad.” before falling asleep

Or Steph is out on patrol and she slips and her foot lands poorly and she screams in pain, hitting the ground, but in just a few seconds Batman is at her side, wrapping it for her and helping her to stand and as she sags against him she lets out a slightly pained, “thanks dad.” as he helps her to the batmobile.

#just some batkids and their batdad #batkids #batdad #bruce wayne #good dad bruce wayne #batman #batfam #batfamily

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the-batgirl · 3 days

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Batman Dark Age #2 - Batman (2016) #54

“Somehow, just by looking at me, Alfred knew...Or maybe he didn’t know. Maybe he just loved me. Which made me feel as if he knew.”

#bruce wayne #alfred pennyworth #dick grayson #when i get time i’ll talk more abt this #batman #dc comics #batman dark age #batdad #batfam #batfamily #my post #comic panels

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scottishaccentsareawesome · 2 days

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Bruce: Tim, do you have something you want to say to Jason? Tim(to Jason):...I'm sorry I called you a psychopath. Bruce: And Jason, do you have something you'd like to say to Tim? Jason(to Tim):...I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings when I called you a dumbass...I really thought you already knew.

#incorrect quotes #BatDad #batbros #batfam #bruce wayne #jason todd #tim drake #dc comics #batman #red hood #red robin

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momachan · 2 days

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"Haha. You were late to save me once and it cost me my life. I save myself now."

Truth & Justice (2021). "Haunted By The Past."

#dc comics #truth & justice #batman #batman and robin #bruce wayne #dc robin #robin jason todd #jason todd #red hood #the joker #the scarecrow #jonathan crane #talia al ghul #a death in the family #batfamily #batdad #dc universe

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jpeg-dot-jpeg · 3 days

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Oliver: Tell your rugrat to stop correcting my form.

Bruce: You should listen to him, he's an experienced combatant.

Oliver: Do you think your 10 year old is smarter than me?

Bruce: All of my children are smarter than you.

#dc incorrect quotes #batfam incorrect quotes #batdad #oliver queen #bruce wayne

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morgangalaxy43 · 2 days

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Alfred and Bruce would be totally accepting with Dick being bi but Dick being a cop would be the most disappointing and terrifying news ever

#bruce wayne #alfred pennyworth #batdad #batfamily #dick grayson #bi dick grayson #dc comics #batman headcanon #dc headcanon

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singswan-springswan · 2 days

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inspired by this post

#batman #robin #batdad #batfamily #dick grayson #robin dick grayson #crime fighter #batfamily art #tw blood #singswan-springswan art

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ghost-bxrd · 2 days

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Thinking of Bruce and what he must have felt pulling up to the warehouse, seeing only a burning ruin—

And still digging through the rubble like a madman despite knowing all he’d find would most likely be a body…

I wonder if he hoped, for a moment, he’d find nothing. Because like this—- Robin couldn’t really be dead, right?

And then the relief/devastation when he did find him…

#oh no I’m making myself sad again #this hurts #just—-#oof #owl song isn’t good for my mental health istg 😭😂#ghost talks #a death in the family #Bruce Wayne #Batdad #Batman #musings

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possible-whatever-project-acce · 2 days

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#nyny irene #batdad #skincare routine #bhabhi #mystic messenger #sigils #ukraine #optimus prime #cutandpaste #polls #marinette dupain cheng #nutella #colorado rockies #gfriend #klaroline

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nightwolf14292 · 2 days

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"Why on Earth are you making chocolate pudding-?"

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comicmancer · 1 day

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this is amazing

#dc comics #batman #batfamily #batfam #batdad #damian wayne #dc robin

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range-relationship-family · 31 minutes

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#puppy #democrats #the simpsons #nyny irene #batdad #bhabhi #mystic messenger #sigils #ukraine #girlswholikegirls

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ashoss · 2 months

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some things dont change

#batburger as a concept is lowkey hilarious to me #jason todd #robin #robin ii #red hood #bruce wayne #batman #batfamily #batfam #batdad #dc comics #dc fanart #illustration #ash's doodlings #with minor cameo from discowing spoiler and black bat #can u tell i dont like drawing backgrounds

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emotional-piece-of-meat · 16 days

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I'm golden-child!Jason and not-even-a-silver-egg!Dick truther for life, and that's so funny.

Bruce is used to the chaos he calls his son, so when Jason actually behave, Bruce is soooo confused.

Like, what do you mean Bruce can tell him to not do something and Jason will??? Obey??? The order??? Dick would never.

Bruce, fully prepared for scandal: You are not allowed to jump from one wardrobe to another, it's dangerous for you.

Little Jason, who has no idea why he should: Ok? I wasn't planning to anyway.

Confused Bruce: You wasn't?

Little Jason who are scared to touch anything here, because it probably costs more than his life: I don't want to ruin the mansion...

More Confused Bruce: You don't?!

Or

Bruce: so, you are saying that if I tell you to sit in your room and read books, you will really sit in your room and read books?

Little Jason, who has no idea why he shouldn't: Yeah?

Bruce, whispering to Alfred: I didn't know they could do that.

#Dick on the background is heavily disappointed #he wanted a cool little brother not this nerdy one #he wants to make a refund #batman #batfam #batdad #batfamily #dick grayson #bruce wayne #jason todd

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momachan · 2 days

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"Jason Todd, buried alive in a coffin. Surprisingly enough, this isn't the first time. The difference is, this time it's due to a fear cocktail, coursing through my veins courtesy of the Scarecrow. Bruce always warned me that Scarecrow's hallucinations were vivid but this... it's exactly like it was the day I woke up in my own grave. But this time, I'm not a scared and confused kid, I'm the Red Hood."

Truth & Justice (2021). "Haunted By The Past."

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