okay so ive been on tumblr for a solid half a year now and am still utterly confused by some things like-

what the fuck does blaze do?

why did everyone hate tumblr live so much?

is anyone on here smart or is the 'science side of tumblr' equally as stupid they just have better grammar than the rest of us morons?

how do you make a gif?

how do you make those little links that show a video or something when you click on it but are just little words like here! or smth?

uhh thats all ive thought of for rn. :)

dont you just love it when parents spew such utter bullshit phrases like "why would you do that?" when you trip and fall and break something of theirs because yes, it totally was my intention to scrape my knees and shatter something that not only you cared about parent. truly

Luxa: my love, I would cross mountains and oceans for you, I would battle the devil and gods themselves for you, I would die to see you live Gregor:… can I have a chip? Luxa: these are, unfortunately, my Pringle’s.

Don’t you just love it when they speak a language no one understands but they understand each other?

And by this I do not mean like French, I mean tony stark and Peter Parker speaking intelligence, I mean Dom torreto and Brian speaking cars and engines. i mean roland orzabal and curt smith talking music

‘Elain didn’t apologize to feyre! Elain sucks! Elain is worse than nesta!’

All of y’all need to shut up right now- A court of Frost and Starlight, page 175-176 bottom right to top left- ““I asked Nuala to do it in that order,” Elain said as the others gathered round. “Because you’re the foundation, the one who lifts us. You always have been.””

If that ain’t a fucking apology I don’t know what is. (Except for the fact that she didn’t explicitly say sorry but I do believe she says that in another scene) Elain is not nesta. She does not and did not shove people away. Personally I think of all the sisters Elain is going to work the hardest to overcome her trauma and embrace it (obvi on the arm of a certain red haired beauty) 

Okay but the Batkids using Dad with Bruce when they know hes been having a rough day-

Bruce comes back from a JL meeting upset, not because something went wrong but because they aren't acting like a team, and Dick jumps into his arms and crawls over his shoulders and drapes himself across his back and is like “dad! You're home!” and suddenly bruce feels better

Or Bruce excuses himself from a Gala, pissed off because someone whispered his kids are just charity cases he uses to get publicity and Cass slips into the room through a vent and hugs hims from behind murmuring, “its okay daddy. We know the truth.”

~alternatively~

The batkids calling bruce dad when they've had a bad day because they have to make conscious effort to call him bruce and when they are just exhausted and done its too much effort to not call him dad-

Jason storms into the manor, pissed off after finding a woman who took drugs and killed herself and left her daughter alone, and slumps onto the couch. Bruce notices and comes over with a cup of tea and one of jasons favorite books, presses a kiss to his forehead and covers him with a blanket and jason murmurs a quiet “thanks dad” before relaxing with his book

Or Tim has spent four consecutive days in the Cave, only surviving off of coffee and spite and Bruce finally snaps, grabbing him in a blanket and burritoing him and carrying him to his room and spoon feeding him alfred food and Tim is so exhausted he just mutters “thanks dad.” before falling asleep

Or Steph is out on patrol and she slips and her foot lands poorly and she screams in pain, hitting the ground, but in just a few seconds Batman is at her side, wrapping it for her and helping her to stand and as she sags against him she lets out a slightly pained, “thanks dad.” as he helps her to the batmobile.

Bruce walks into the bathroom one early early morning to find Steph, Jason, and Dick crouched in a circle next to the bathtub, in a sleep deprived state, with Steph muttering “over, wrap, twist, flip” to the two boys who are listening with intense looks on their faces, wet hair dripping down their cheeks, towels held in their hands. He slowly turns and backs away only to almost have a heart attack to find Cass sitting on top of the door frame, wearing a towel already on her head. She waves cheerily and Bruce returns to his bedroom and locks the door.

THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN SUZANNE!!!!!!!

also Dont Let Go by Bryan Adams- Lucien is Bryan and Elain is the female voice singing (sry dont know her name)

now i could be completely out of the ballpark in this-

but i really think Are You Gonna Be My Girl by Jet is totally Luciens song at Elain.

idk why i get this vibe but i do

now i could be completely out of the ballpark in this-

but i really think Are You Gonna Be My Girl by Jet is totally Luciens song at Elain.

idk why i get this vibe but i do

in case none of you have noticed or done research on it-

when singing Secret World, during the chorus Roland sometimes sings a few lyrics that dont belong "somebodys knocking on the door" those are the words to a Paul McCarteny song called Let 'Em In and personally i just think that is so fucking cute because Roland has already said that Secret World was his song @ curt to prove they were going to be okay, that they could make this work, that they were together again, and adding Let 'Em In as part of the song, saying reallow my friend into my life, my home, my heart, is too cute

See you again by Charlie Puth and all them that was written for Paul Walker and Vin Diesel (R.I.P.) can be applied to almost any and all friendship- Ares and Gregor, George Michael and Andrew Ridgely, Curt Smith and Roland Orzabal, Rhysand and Cassian, The Beatles, Keefe and Fitz, Steve and Tony, Natasha and Clint, Aelin and Lysandra, Rowan and Gavriel, Dorian and Chaol, Bruce and Clark, etc etc.

“I’m human!” Batman protests when one of the JL members looks at him in shock after he survives a mission that technically should've been able to kill Superman.

“I’m human!” Nightwing argues to his fellow Young Justice members after completely a quadruple backflip twirl and knocked out three guards when not even Kori can do that. 

“I’m human!” Red Hood complains to one of his generals after they accuse him of being a ghost and/or zombie. (in all fairness to them he did die)

“I’m human!” Red Robin mutters to the Teen Titans after pulling four all nighters and surviving off of only three packets of sugar and eighty cups of coffee for seven weeks. 

“I’m human!” Robin insists to his Mother during one of their monthly visits, despite the fact that he arrived with several stab wounds and what is probably a concussion that should have landed him in the hospital but he still walks straight. 

“I’m human!” Orphan signs to the concerned police officer after he just watched her rip a mans shin out with only her fingernails. (he is fine. Orphan doesn't kill)

“I’m human!” Spoiler dismisses the other heroes(vigilantes) looks, seconds after having beat up eight goons with nothing more than a textbook, while telling each one a joke and hitting them in the face if they didn't laugh, laughing at each one she told, and having just landed a triple backflip onto a trashcan.

“I’m human!” Barbara assures her father at their weekly coffee meeting, although she did roll up with Scarecrow fear toxin wafting from her hair, Gothams harbor water covering her wheels. 

No, Batfamily, you are not human. Not anymore. That is a technically and you should not die on that hill. (you will not, despite the fact that a real human would) You were born human, and even that isn't scientifically provable.

"I'm a meta." Duke admits, the only reasonable one in the batfamily willing to admit he's different, although no less crazy.

A: I love you. B: I don't believe you. A: I’m sorry you don't believe me. B: I’m sorry you can’t convince me.

The batkids taking shit from each other- the intimacy of knowing where the other persons weapons/gadgets/things are

The most commonly “pickpocketed” person is bruce, and he gets so used to it/they get so good at it that sometimes he forgets to take it back or replace it. 

Batman and Red Hood are staking out a new villains headquarters and jason is bored so he reaches over to bruces side and pulls out three lollipops, working through them one at a time. Bruce doesn't even flinch, even as jason's hand digs deep into his side to reach the last one. Then later he has to calm down this little girl, reaches for the pocket, and finds he has no more lollipops to comfort this child with. So he reaches over to Nightwing, who is currently in deep discussion with a police officer, and tugs some sweets out from his shoulder pocket and hands it to the kid. Accidentally, he also takes a replacement grappling hook wire with it, since dick is a mess and has all sorts of shut crammed in every pocket thats not supposed to be there, but he just shrugs and tucks it into his own replacement wire pocket. Then dicks line breaks a few days later and he reaches for his pocket- and its empty. So he does a double backflip off the building, lands on top of a swinging red robin, snatches some replacement wire from his boot pocket, recharges his gun and is gone within a few seconds. Tim continues on like nothing has happened. When he lands on the next roof, Spoiler is waiting for him, and he gives her a quick kiss, reaching to the back of her waist band to grab a small knife and throw it at the goon coming up the stairs. A few days later steph is hanging upside down with cass and reaches for her knife, only to come up empty handed, so she just grabs the one cass has strapped to her thigh and peels her orange with that instead. Cass shrugs, drops from the ceiling on bruces shoulders, pecks his cheek and takes one of his daggers from his chest pocket. Three days later damian yeets his katana at Riddler(it misses but the villain is traumatized) but now the young robin is out of a weapon, so he ducks under cass’s legs and takes the dagger, sending it flying into a nearby goons gut. Bruce is both horrified and proud of his children and instates a weekly meeting to double check that every has all of their things. A very startling amount of gadgets and knicknacks are passed from hand to hand at these meetings, returned to their rightful owner. Bruce, naturally, has the largest pile that he has to put away. The kids all snicker into their hands as he glowers, shoving the weapons and pepper spray and gum pieces(“why did you take them if you weren't even going to chew them!!!”) back into his suit as they all finish up an hour before him and just watch. 

okay yall i have a question. i just finished reading the first book in the The False Prince series and am genuinely curious

no because like seriously i figured out the plot twist within the first five chapters- warning spoilers-

Like it was so obvious to me that he was actually the real prince, he constantly calls the prince an idiot and hates on the royal family and the confidence with which he treats himself, hes clearly the prince, but apparently no one else in my family saw it coming????? just collecting data- maybe ive read too many books and just expect stuff like this?

Gregor: *having consumed enough caffeine to kill three adult male horses* *skittering around the room like some weird ass spider/roomba/demon thing* WHERE ARE THE CHILDREN FOR ME TO FEAST APON???? Ripred: *holding his tail in the shape of the cross and backing up into a corner* whatthefuckwhatthefuckwhatthefuckwhatthefuckWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCK Ares: *cackling madly* Unfortunately the increased volume that ripred produced while scared alerted gregor to his presence.  The rat hath not spoken since Gregor is napping in ares wings now.