Cats really loving Danny and they follow him around all the time
So when Damian complains about this kid who got the trust of the stray cat he's been working on for weeks there is a short moment of silence before selina is frantically called
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I'm so sure that Bruce has the fish on him due to one of Damian's pets. Either that or for Selina's cats. Not sure which is funnier lol
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Selina: do you remember the movie confessions of a shopaholic?
Bruce: yes, you make me watch it once a year. And If you’re asking if I think you’re a shopaholic answer is yes.
Selina: no, and I don’t need your snide commentary. What I was gonna say is that do you think that movie push the idea that being a shopaholic is great rather than discouraging people from it?
Bruce: let me answer your question with another question. Do you think your obsession with buying things you see on TV shows and movies has anything to do with confessions of a shopaholic?
Selina: you know what I’m just gonna walk away because I feel like this is going to lead to lecture. And I don’t need to be lectured by a man who drives a thing called a Batmobile. 
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Bruce: You're the love of my life, my best friend. I would do anything for you.
Selina: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a descent sleeping schedule.
Bruce: Absolutely not.
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Every hero, villian, and vigilante in Gotham is queer and that is a fact
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more selina, always (DC i am always available)
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Who's Dating Batman?
I'm gonna do more of these specifically cause they're funny. This is gonna boil down to that one meme of 'Bruce has two hands' and I love that for him.
Side Note: can someone tell me how Cass enters the BatFam?
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Jason: why is Bruce more broody than normal
Dick: oh someone wrote another story about Batman dating Superman
Steph: wait, they're not dating?
Bruce nowearenotdating
Steph: awww he's blushing!
Dick: c'mon Bruce, it's better than you dating yourself
Jason: wait what?
Steph: please say more
Bruce: hnnn
Dick: when Bruce first came out as funding the Justice League everyone thought he was dating Batman
Jason: oh my god
Jason: whole new meaning to fu-
Bruce: Jason
Steph: ha you're in trouble
~Bonus~
Dick: you know they wouldn't mind
Bruce: not happening
Dick: you're just worried the kiddos will make fun of you
Bruce: irrelevant
Dick: they all think you're dating Selina
Bruce: what
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What are some hilarious Justice League Meets Catwoman ideas?
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Batman incorrect quotes pt.3
Batman: You have a lot of cats
Catwoman: I have a thing for strays;)
Batman:
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