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Could Be a Batmobile
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I always have to smile at myself when I read a fanfic in which Bruce immediately catches Jason after he hits with his tire iron.
I get why fanfic writers do it, so they can move the plot along without having to write the chase after Jason or the scene when they do talk in the condemned building that Jason sleeps in. I get it.
But I always have to think about canon then.
Because not only did Jason manage to run away from Batman.
He also called him a 'big boob'.
I repeat. He gets caught jacking the tires. Tries to deny it. Hits Batman with a tire iron, runs away and insults him.
This 12-year old did something that every rogue would never even dream of.
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ironpool99 · 1 year
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ro-jiin · 1 month
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dick was right. they forgot to disable the child safety lock in the batmobile.
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satoshy12 · 5 months
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Phantom Kitten
It all started as the GIW got more brutal in Amity Park. And Jazz wanted to make sure Danny was saved; the test showed just Danny was contaminated by it, not her, his friends, or her parents. So while he talked with her Jazz, to make sure he was saved, she pushed him into the Ghost Zone, into a door, to a different place, timeline, or universe. It didn't matter much, she would find him after all is done with the Booomarang. She should at least talk to him first! Danny woke up. He was de-aged as a toddler in a place called Gotham City. He used his powers to steal small items around the city. What! He had no money for food. To cover up his identity, he took the mask he found with Cat Ears and now calls himself "Kitten". Having Ghost Powers is cheating when you escape.
That was how he met the hero Batman, and Danny was fascinated by the gadgets. So he slowly started to steal his gadgets. The first time Batman met the toddler thief was when Danny tried to steal his Batmobile. Yes, the whole Batmobile. Batman, let the toddler play with it and have a head start... He didn't think that "Kitten" would be able to really steal his car. Danny made Catwoman and Batman determined to catch "Kitten" as they underestimated the adorable ghost's abilities. Catwoman Selina Kyle. Well, he is an adorable kitten, and he goes around as a cat already! And he stole her targets not once not twice but 10 times!!
A/N The Batman who lost the Batmobile can be Dick while Bruce was busy in the JL. Kind of want to see Dick trying to explain how he lost the Batmobile.
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haleyvalentineart · 9 months
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BatKids steal the car
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georgeromeros · 2 months
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Batman: The Movie (1966) dir. Leslie H. Martinson
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90ssuperheroes · 3 months
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contac · 1 year
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damianwaynewife · 1 year
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*Jason falls down the stairs*
Y/n: ....
Y/n: Are the stairs okay?
Jason: ....Well damn, if you hate me, just say so
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neon-wonderlands · 3 months
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Could Be a Batmobile
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gameraboy2 · 8 months
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Batman (1966), "Fine Feathered Finks"
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thesuperheroesnetwork · 7 months
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Texts From Superheroes
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shyjusticewarrior · 14 days
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edjectedly · 2 years
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How Jason Todd Should Have Been Introduced to the BatFam
First Next>>
Batman, frantically putting in numbers and calling someone.
Batman: pickuppickuppickup
Dick Grayson, who just got got in bed after a long patrol, groaning.
Dick: Hello? Bruce, what's going on?
Bruce: Dick I need you to come home right now
Dick: what's going on, is everything okay?
Bruce: yes, I just need you to come home
Dick: .... B I can't just come home I have work at the gym tomorrow and-
Jason, in the background: Holy fuck is that a dinosaur?!
Dick: was that a fucking child???
Bruce: ...
Dick: ...
Bruce: ...
Dick: ....
Bruce: yes
Dick, rushing out of bed, knowing good and well Alfred is on vacation and there is no way B can be alone with a new child: what happened?
Bruce: hestolethetiresofftheBatmobile
Dick: ... That doesn't mean you can kidnap him!!
Bruce: I couldn't leave him. He was hungry. We got burgers.
Dick: oh my god, okay, I'm on my way, have you called Alfred?
Bruce: ...no
Dick, rushing down the stairs to his car: Bruce I swear to God you have to tell Alfred
Bruce: what if he's mad at me
Dick: holy child abduction Batman, you have to tell Alfred before he gets back. I'm not dealing with that.
Bruce: ...okay
Dick: okay, I'll be there in an hour, don't let the kid die before I get there. How's he doing?
Bruce: .... I don't see him anymore
Dick: you don't- Bruce!
Bruce: gottogoseeyouwhenyougethere *hangs up*
Dick: he fucking hung up on me- *deep breath* it's fine, I'll be there in an hour, it'll be fine. He watched me all the time growing up, it'll be fine....
Dick: *remembering all the times he and Bruce sat things on fire because Alfred wasn't there*
Dick: ...fuck
Bonus:
Dick: so you stole the tires off the Batmobile?
Jason: yeah, what about it
Dick: I believe this is the start of a beautiful brotherhood
Bruce: oh no
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After seeing how popular this is I've decided to make this a whole AU, please stand by lmao
Well, I've done it. Here is is as an actual fic.
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