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Bruce: oh how was patrol?
Danny, thinking about blob ghost: only ran into a few things
Tim, who watched Danny eat said ghosts: Danny lowkey ate em up
#dc x dp#dp x dc#dcxdp#dpxdc#tim drake wayne#red robin#tim would be okay with this#he would try one after danny told him they dont feel a thing#and that it actually helps em#tim was later seen eating one by someone else#cue horrified gasps
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This Art punched me in my stomach and stole my credit card I love it
Jason "can't, I died" Todd VS Danny "can't, I'm dead" Fenton
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Jason "can't, I died" Todd VS Danny "can't, I'm dead" Fenton
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Sometimes I remember the person who thought my name was possum and what a disappointment it probably was to read my name correctly
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Amity Parkers in gotham
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Reverse vampire Danny who bites Jason to inject him with healthy ectoplasm and disappears every time without explaining anything
He does it to Jason both in and out of costum
One time he broke into the manor to do it and the only reason why he hasn't is because he doesn't like the vibes there
#dc x dp#dp x dc#dcxdp#dpxdc#jason todd#red hood#the batfam think hes drugging jason#cause he feels better after dannys done#but it doesnt show up in any tests they do
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Dick is not angry
He never is
Even when he's arguing with batman
He's not
He swears he isn't
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Danny stumbles across a guy who burns with anger
But doesn't show it
And Danny is smitten by the strong emotion
He befriends him, being outright on why
The other tries to convince him that he is not angry, he can't be
While Danny just looks lovingly at his rant
#dc x dp#dp x dc#dpxdc#dcxdp#dick grayson#who knew the emotion you have been pushing down for years is catnip for a ghost#dick x danny#danny x dick
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Dick has heard the name Robin said in anger so many times that he can't remember his mother's voice saying it lovingly anymore
Until one day he's out with Damian and a mother, who's child was saved by them, calls out to Robin and dick to thank them
And dicks heard skips a beat
Damian: where did the name Robin even come from?
Dick: oh it's what my mother called me but then Bruce just decided to call Jason it without asking
Jason, who very much did not know that:
Tim, who had his own theories:
Bruce, who is getting death stares from everyone: well-
#i think bout the reactions from the rest of a family#of Jason who died for his mom#finding out he took anothers sons name#their last connection that the son tried to keep alive
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Me, currently at my and my sisters bday party: but have you considered dick Grayson-
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Damian: where did the name Robin even come from?
Dick: oh it's what my mother called me but then Bruce just decided to call Jason it without asking
Jason, who very much did not know that:
Tim, who had his own theories:
Bruce, who is getting death stares from everyone: well-
#dc#dc comcis#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#damian wayne#bruce wayne#yall ever think bout a mother who unintentionally named many sons#yall think bout dick seeing his mothers nickname for him being used without being asked over and over again#yall think bout dick giving damian the name#imagine giving up a piece of family to family
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Bruce getting asked who his favorite child is and panicking™
Bruce: .... Danny
Most of the Batfam: who?
Dick: oh yeah fair
Damian: who's.... Danny
Dick: my childhood friend, Bruce tried to adopt him but got bodied by Danny's parents and sister, he's still not over it
Bruce: I am over it-
Dick: then throw away the adoption papers with his name on it-
Bruce, gasping: no
#dc x dp#dp x dc#dcxdp#dpxdc#richard grayson#dick grayson#bruce wayne#the batfam never met danny because#a. dicks a bit possessive of him cause they know each other from before the accident#and b. the fentons dont want danny too close to the fucker who tried to adopt him#but now they wanna meet him
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Tim: you better stop or else
Damian: or else what? Huh?
Tim, on the fucking edge: listen here you little shit, your grandfather has been trying to have children with me for some times now and if you don't stop I will say yes and become your step-grandfather
Damian: ... What?
Dick and Jason overhearing: yeah. What?
Tim, ignoring them: up to you, do you what some aunts or uncles? From me? I dare you-
#dc robin#dc#dc comics#damian wayne#tim drake wayne#some threaten to fuck your parent#but tim has the horrifying threat of fucking the grandfather#and to the disgust and horror of everyone#its an actual threat
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Dick may, just maybe, a tiny bit, not much really, be depended on Danny
It's just, he can go to Danny for anything, vigilante or civilian related, family or personal, it didn't matter how big or small
Danny was there
Since, forever really, meeting shortly after his parents death and sticking with dick since then? Yeah, Danny's been there and been a solid rock in his life for ages
So, maybe, possibly, perhaps
His reaction to Jason making a joke about asking Danny out might have been an overreaction
Should he have punched Jason? Should he have started screaming? Should he have snapped at the others when they tried to intervene?
Who knows
But this was his friend, his one constant
Plus Jason met him once
Dick will be damned if he let Danny be shooed away just because Jason decides to fuck around
#dc x dp#dp x dc#dcxdp#dpxdc#dick grayson#richard grayson#jason todd#dick and danny are besties#jason didnt think much of it#except haha dannys hot and it will annoy dick#but then boom#crowbar trauma thrown in hia face#bruce watched from afar#he tried to get between the friendship once#still remembers being threatened#by both
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Riddler: Riddle me this-
Danny: knock knock
Riddler: Excuse you-
Danny: The joker played along, are you telling me you have less class then the joker?
Riddler: ... Who's there
Danny: out
Riddler: out who
Danny, punching the Riddler: knock out
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Headcanon for the Batkids:
Steph: So, which one of you is dick's favorite?
Jason and Damian, at the same time: Me.
Jason: Excuse you Demon, why the hell do you think you’re his favorite?
Damian: I was his Robin not long ago, remember? We had grown quite close as partners and brothers.
Jason: Yeah, well I was his first brother. If not for me he wouldn’t have known what to do with one.
Jason and Damian continue to argue:
Duke: She knows it's Tim, right?
Cass: She knows.
Bonus:
Tim, just existing:
Dick: I would kill for you.
Tim: *sighs* I know, Dick.
Dick: Just say the word, and I’ll do it.
Tim: I know, Dick.
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Danny: anything interesting happening lately
Dick: well I'm gonna be a cop soon-
Danny: *horrified gasp*
Dick: what happened-
Danny: I don't think this friendship can continue
#dc x dp#dp x dc#dcxdp#dpxdc#dick grayson#dick does not become a cop because danny sounded just a bit too serious#he cant lose danny#they have ruined so many chandeliers together
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Phantom, the newest addition to the Justice League, pulls Wonder Woman aside.
He has...a strange request.
He's nervous, flustered, fading in and out of the visible spectrum. It's clear that what he's about to ask of her is important to him, and even though she has an uncomfortable voice in the back of her head telling her this young hero is about to ask her out, she resolves to listen before she jumps to conclusions.
She's glad she did.
"Can...can you put a grave for me in Themyscira? I know it's just for women, but it's the safest place I can think of for it! I just...I don't have a grave, and Clockwork says it's starting to stunt my growth as a Ghost, and I have too many enemies on American soil, so. It's okay if you say no, though, I'll figure something out, it's fine."
Diana lets him ramble to the end, already knowing what her answer is going to be.
"We would be honored to host your grave, Phantom. Do you have any remains I can take home? Do you require a funeral service?"
Phantom looks...he looks beyond grateful. Close to tears.
"No, no remains. A symbolic grave is fine, it just. It has to have my real name on it, my mortal one." He says, looking hesitant. "Please don't reach out to my family, Wonder Woman. They don't know."
With that, he hands over a small slip of paper, torn from a notebook and clearly folded one too many times.
She takes it as though he were entrusting her with the rarest diamond in the world. She wants to, but she does not ask how they could not notice the death of someone so very bright.
Instead she nods, tucking the paper away.
Phantom will get a grand grave, one worthy of a friend to the Crown of Themyscira. She will ensure it.
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