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DC head canons whil tipsy, Batcats love language is Bruce buying her increasingly expensive things, art, jewelry, you name it, she wants it? He'll buy it.
Except he knows that half the thrill for her is the B & E. Without a little breaking and entering how is she supposed to feel like she earned it???
So Bruce of course creates the solution, and sets it up where she gets to steal it instead. They're are always elaborate security systems, things he knows will test her. Sometimes in the less traveled wing of Wayne Manor itself, a show of trust. Leading her back to his home and waiting to see if he'll wake up to a ping on his security system and a note where a beautiful diamond necklace was. Other times he'll take over entire wings of the Gotham museums and galleries. Tailored specifically to Silena's tastes so that she'll have the pick of the litter and he can either keep the rest or auction them off for charity.
He narrowly avoids insurance scams half the time by playing up the Brucie act. People are horrified that he's just been robbed blind, there are art enthusiasts all across the globe trying to walk him through the insurance claims while he's just trying to to wave it off. The art galleries and museums are setting up full scale meetings, insurance people included with PowerPoint presentations of every step to filing the insurance claim and Bruce is sweating in his armani trying to laugh off how much work it is, and really he'll get to it eventually (read never)
There's a 50/50 chance it winds up in his own manor eventually, he's not getting arrested for Insurance Fraud. It'll interrupt the batmanning
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brvceselinas · 1 day
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batman and catwoman with dylan dog in batman/dylan dog #1 (2024)
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spicy-apple-pie · 4 months
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STOP PITTING THE GIRLS AGAINST EACH OTHER!!!!!!
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satoshy12 · 2 months
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Badger the Thief
Danny x Cass
Bruce x Selina
It all started as Vlad, out of spite, named Danny as he stole something from him:" The Badger Thief!"
As his parents found out, he was a "thief." The first thing was that they were proud that he was a villain, just like they were before they retired.
And he got a suit to go and have fun... Well, they are the Fenton family.
And if his parents don't get angry! Well, he wanted that moonstone he saw in the museum.
It had been a matter of time before he met the heroes of the world.
And he got his own animal-themed hero in Black Bat, who tries to capture him all the time.
Bruce had a talk with his daughter about dating. And that led once again to him and Catwoman.
Cass:" At least mine steals only space-related stuff!"
Bruce:" He stole the GLOBE ON THE DAILY PLANET!"
Cass:" Not his fault. That they use a "Globe"!! "
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mylifeingotham · 4 days
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shihoerusu · 4 months
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Family Time at Selina’s house
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lostbluejayart · 3 months
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Batcat doodle page cause that movie had my heart in an iron-grip like I could barely breathe cause they took my breath away...
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cats-in-the-batcave · 4 months
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(I miss them)
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ladyantiheroine · 2 months
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batman-catwoman1 · 4 months
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amanitaproxima · 2 months
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THE SIDE EYE 😭
Batman: The Complete Hush
Issues # 608-619
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quiinncherie · 10 months
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They were arrested for violations of public display of affection
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anntova · 1 year
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some batcat sketches
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kittenslady · 6 months
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I know you're smiling
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brvceselinas · 9 months
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batman/catwoman: the gotham war (red hood variant #1) by karl kerschl
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oceanview15 · 7 months
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Damian: Father? Can I get some dating advice?
Bruce: Just because I'm with Selina doesn't mean I know how I did it.
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