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cardinalcheerio · 2 hours

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Dick: Little wing! Did you just kill that guy!?!

Jay: No. He stabbed himself...

Jay: I just added a little bit of force.

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jasonsthunderthighs · 10 months

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Jason: Speakin of money, how bout the 20$ you owe me?

Tim: Oh yea. Well, I only have 10$. *Takes out a 10$ bill, handin it to Jason* So, here's 10$. I owe you 10$.

Jason: Thanks.

Dick: Hey. You owe me 20$.

Jason: Well, here's 10$ and I owe you 10$. *Hands the bill to Dick*

Tim: Ah, ah. You owe me 20$.

Dick: Here's 10$, I owe you 10$. *Gives the bill back to Tim*

Tim: Here's the 10$ I owe you. *Gives the bill to Jason*

Jason: Here's the 10$ I owe you. *Gives the bill to Dick*

Dick: Here's the 10$ I owe you. *Gives the bill back to Tim*

Tim: Good! Now we're all even! *Pockets the bill*

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lilylovelyxo · 1 year

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*Y/N, Dick, and Roy watching Jason beat the shit out of a man for putting his hands on you*

Dick: “Oh, boy…”

Y/N: “I'm going to watch through my fingers. No, I'm not.”

Dick: “I'm going to look away.”

Roy: “I think we're gonna have to lay low for a little while after this.”

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ryemiffie · 1 month

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More quotes from my day as Batman incorrect quotes:

Dick: screw 'spill the tea' I'm gonna need you to pour me some of that hot goss' sauce.

Damian: You know what, just for that I'm not telling you what happened.

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incorrect-dc-qoutes · 10 months

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*after the bats’ plan goes horribly wrong* Dick: Now it seems we're back at square one-- finding Damian. Tim: For the record, I already found them. Jason: And you let them get away before we could have a meaningful conversation. Tim: They stabbed me! Jason: I'm surprised they waited this long, Tim. We've all had the urge.

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kuebiko-kei · 2 years

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Can you imagine criminals swearing at Nightwing and he freezes for a second when it’s that insult

Criminal: HEY, DICK!

Nightwing: ohgodhowdotheyknow

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batshitferalquotes · 2 years

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Dick, throwing confetti: You bring the razzle, and I'll bring the dazzle.

Bruce: *while apprehending a criminal* Is this why you made me add pockets to your suit?

Dick: Yes and it is 100% worth it.

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incorrect-waynemanor · 1 year

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bruce: i left everyone instructions for when i’m gone

dick: mine just says “dick, no”

bruce: i want you to apply it to every possible situation

cass: mine just says “cassandra yes”

bruce: same rules apply to you

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sodamnbored · 1 year

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Dick: This is our house, bro. Why are you lurking in the corner like that? Mingle.

Damien, stubbornly: I’m not lurking. I’m just standing silently in the shadows.

Dick, happily: Suit yourself. Lurk on, little dude.

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incorrextfandomquotes · 1 year

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Dick: how did you find me?

Jason: i followed the sound of abba music

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agentofagony · 1 year

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Dick : I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.

Jason : I would.I would I wish it on my worst enemy and then a whole list of other people that don't even qualify as my worst enemy.I'm not above things and at this point I'm existing out of spite.

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cardinalcheerio · 8 months

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Dick: Hey Jay, what do you want for your birthday?

Jason: the jokers head.

Dick:...

Jason:...

Dick:...

Jason:... the limited edition Jane austen book collection would be cool too.

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jasonsthunderthighs · 10 months

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Dick: Most of our lives are held together by duct tape.

Jason: I'm too poor for duct tape, my life's held together by store-brand scotch tape.

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lilylovelyxo · 1 year

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*Young Batboys Dealing with a Bully*

Dick: “We’ll come with you.”

Jason: “No, you guys go home and lie to Dad.”

Tim: “Good, I’m a liar not a fighter!”

Dick: “Jason, wait!”

Jason: “What?”

Dick: “Do you want us to keep your dinner warm?”

Jason: “Yeah. Real warm.”

(didn’t include damian because i imagine him to be a few grades below the others)

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ryemiffie · 16 days

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More quotes from my day as batfam incorrect quotes! (Edit: If anyone wants context feel free to ask!)

Dick: Oh, and I was thinking- Oh my god why is your shirt drenched in blood!?

Jason: Cause there was blood and it got on my shirt, duh.

Dick: Well is it yours?!

Jason: What do mean? It's my shirt, I didn't steal it.

Dick: No, I mean the outrageous amount of blood!

Jason: Oh!

Dick: ??

Jason: ...

Dick: Well??

Jason: Oh yeah it's mine.

Dick: Where did it come from?!

Jason: Me??

Dick: Why?!

Jason: Oh I was stabbed.

Dick: So you were stabbed but your shirt wasn't?

Jason: What you mean?

Dick: There's no puncture to your shirt.

Jason: Oh well I changed my shirt obviously, I'm not just gonna walk around in a stabbed shirt, that would be gross.

Dick: But walking around bleeding out everywhere isn't?!

Jason: I'm not bleeding out, I handled the wound.

Dick: You stitched it?

Jason: No?? I don't know how to give anyone stitches, let alone myself.

Dick: So you went to a doctor?

Jason: No?? Why would I do that? Doctors are all evil and sketchy, can't be trusted.

Dick: Then how the fuck did you handle the wound?!

Jason: Duck tape! Duh.

Dick: Oh my god what is wrong with you?!

Jason: Well right now I'm feeling a little light headed, your pestering isn't helping.

Dick: Oh and the blood loss isn't contributing at all?!

Jason: Why would that be a factor?

Dick: ??

Dick: Cause you were stabbed, and by the looks of it you have lost a substantial amount of blood!

Jason: That ain't my problem.

Dick: It literally is!

Jason: Okay well you keep thinking that, I'm just gonna be on the floor here for a minute.

Dick: Go to a doctor!

Jason: No!

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incorrect-dc-qoutes · 21 days

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Jason: You guys worried about Dick? Steph: Totally! Tim: Yeah, they called me in the middle of the night and just yelled, "what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do?" Jason: And what'd you say? Tim: "I dunno, I dunno, I dunno, I dunno." Steph: Jason: They're lucky to have you as a friend.

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