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Dick: how did you find me?
Jason: i followed the sound of abba music
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Ayato: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.
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Heart attacks symptoms are different for women. I recently learned this. 
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Just for the record Zodiac Killer hasn't been officially identified as Gary Poste! A highly questionable group of retired investigators calling themselves "the Case Breakers" claims that they've solved the case but it seems they don't have actual strong evidence, no one actually working on Zodiac case has announced anything, and almost no reputable source is reporting this. Currently it seems like a bunch of bullshit
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To my late night scrollers, the ones that are just like me, looking for comfort and love, acceptance and a way to escape.
We all have the thing that helps us, for many of us on this site it's fanfiction. Whether it be hurt/comfort, noncon, a/b/o, friends to lovers or even the one bed trope, everyone has the fics that help us through, with the characters we dream about that make us feel loved, appreciated, wanted.
They're here, waiting for you, ready to see what adventures they're in for tonight. Ready to be your comfort, your friend, your shoulder to cry on. What will you two do tonight? They're so excited, maybe they're waiting with bated breath, ready to meet you all over again, to fall for you again, ready to relive that favorite story, you're happiest moments.
They're there, arms open, smile wide, ready for you. You're their favorite character, their favorite part of the day.
I hope you're scrolling tonight goes well, that you get what you need. I hope that tomorrow is better then today and that at some point, you wake up and don't need the comfort as much, that it's not a need anymore.
From the girl on Tumblr who wishes she could give every single one of you the love and comfort you deserve. Remember, your comfort character believes in you, and so do I.
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jason: [looking around at criminals] some of you may die
jason: but that’s a sacrifice i’m willing to make
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dick: hey, remember when you didn’t try to solve all of your problems with attempted murder?
jason: stop romanticising the past.
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PLEASE DO NOT THINK FOR EVEN A SECOND THAT YOUR VOICE WILL NOT HAVE AN IMPACT THIS IS LITERALLY THE BARE MINIMUM
I'm sorry for putting this in the BLM and stop Asian hate tag but in the last few days posts tagged with "Palestine" have not been showing up.
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tim, pouring monster and five hour energy into his coffee: I have no idea what i’m doing, but I do know that i’m doing it really well.
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y/n: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE !!!!!!
y/n: *aggressively throwing water bottles*
tim: uh,, um-
jason: they’re aggressively caring for us.
y/n: *walking towards them* I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU !!
dick, in tears: it’s working.
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Jason: All in all, a 100% successful trip.
Dick: We lost Tim!
Jason: All in all, a 100% successful trip.
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tim, sleep deprived and on his 5th cup of coffee at 8am: onion rings are just vegetable doughnuts
dick, used to this: uh huh
tim: lasagna is spaghetti flavoured cake
dick:
tim: lobsters are mermaids to scorpions
dick, on the verge of tears: stop-
jason: please continue
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Bruce: so
Bruce: you lied to me.
Jason: that depends on how you define lying
Bruce: well, i define it as not telling the truth. how do you define it?
Jason:
Jason: reclining your body in a horizontal position
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y/n: [ opening curtains ]
tim: [flinching away]
tim: whAT IS THAT
y/n: that’s the sun duckie, it’s after dawn
tim: it’s offending me. turn it off.
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Hey. Do you need a hug?
Maybe you’re having a stressful day. Maybe you just need a deep breath. Maybe you just didn’t realize how stressed you are. It’s okay! You deserve love and warmth in your life.
Are you comforted by words? 
Here’s an Emergency Compliment
Here are some kind words you can personalize with your name 
Here are 15 more emergency compliments 
Here is a Self Esteem Boosting Confidence Machine 
take a moment - video 
believe in yourself - video 
Inspiration from Jacksepticeye - PMA 
encouragement from Mr. Rogers - video 
you are ENOUGH - video 
Do you need to hear some pleasant ambient sounds?
How about rain sounds you can customize? 
You can listen to a cafe here  
or how about a crackling fireplace?  
ASMR? Stimming? 
Soap cutting ASMR - video 
more soap ASMR - video 
a 4 hour ASMR video to help with sleep 
ASMR face and scalp massage - video
ASMR slime - video 
the most satisfying video in the world 
more satisfying videos 
Lora Zombie speed painting - video 
Agnes Cecile speed painting - video  
the fastest workers in the world - video 
how candy canes are made - video 
Mr. Rogers shows how crayons are made - video 
How about a game or activity distraction?
Play 2048 here 
A whole website of free games!  
play chess against a computer 
Here are some coloring pages you can do online!  
Play Flow online here 
here’s a game where you stretch a giraffe’s little neck to give kisses 
Learn about the history of life on earth with PBS Eons 
Do you need something soothing?
Control the pattern of rain here! (flashing colors warning)
try doing nothing for two minutes 
Vent to a stranger online for FREE!  
weavesilk, where you can create a soothing pattern 
have you ever been to the nicest place on the internet? 
watch Bob Ross bring joy to painting - playlist 
How about a laugh?
Vines you can show your grandparents 
History of the entire world, I guess  
History of Japan 
Rhett and Link caption fails 
Thomas Sanders Vines 
The Demented Cartoon Movie (warning for flashing colors) 
The ASDF movie 1-11 
The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon by Richard Gale  (warnings for some bruises and some violence)
Rhett and Link VS Hank Green - SHUT UP AND DANCE 
It’s going to be okay. Today may be the worst day of your life - but tomorrow won’t be. Life is a series of ups and downs, and that means there’s going to be good and bad. Drink some water, let yourself cry if you need to, and get a good night’s sleep. You’ll feel better in the morning. 
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tim: stop correcting me all the time!
damian: stop being wrong and i wouldn’t have to
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