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lilylovelyxo · 1 year

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*Thug rips off Damian’s Domino Mask*

Y/S/N, speaking lowly: “Pick that up, apologize, and leave. Please. For your own good.”

Thug: “I will do no such thing.”

Damian, cracks knuckles: “You should have left when you could have left.”

Red Hood: “Everyone who's got a knife grab it! It's a fight to the death!”

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incorrect-waynemanor · 1 year

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tim: what are you writing?

damian: the government wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. i'm letting them know it's private information

tim, looking over damian's shoulder: this just says 'fuck around and find out' in calligraphy

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jasonsthunderthighs · 1 year

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Jason: You never read the paper?

Damian: No.

Jason: Not even comics? Like Peanuts. You never read Peanuts?

Damian: Nope.

Jason: Are you serious? You’ve never read Peanuts?

Damian: *Shakin his head* Uh-uh.

*Later in the Batcave*

Jason: *Crouched down holdin a football on the ground* Go ahead! I promise I’ll hold it!

Damian: *Starts runnin towards Jason and the football*

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gotham-exclusive · 2 years

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Bernard: Thank you, Tim

Tim: No problem

Tim: Actually no, I’ve got loads of them

Tim: No worries

Tim: Oh wait

Tim: ...... you’re welcome

Bernard: Do you wanna talk?

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sodamnbored · 1 year

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Dick: This is our house, bro. Why are you lurking in the corner like that? Mingle.

Damien, stubbornly: I’m not lurking. I’m just standing silently in the shadows.

Dick, happily: Suit yourself. Lurk on, little dude.

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batshitferalquotes · 2 years

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Damian, to Jason: Don't be cocky. it doesn't suit you.

Tim: *clears throat*

Damian: On HIM, I can pull it off.

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straight4joekeery · 1 year

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Steve: I wouldn’t put it in those words exactly.

Robin: Why not?

Steve: Because I don't know what they mean.

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Robin: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal', you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.

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Robin: How many children do you have?

Steve: Biologically, legally, or emotionally? Because there is a difference.

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Steve: That was the worst throw ever. Of all time.

Robin: Not my fault. Somebody put a wall in the way.

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Robin: We’re getting married, bitches!

Steve: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.

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Robin: I’m so excited!

Steve: We’re gonna have the best costumes, get the most candy...

Robin: And have the biggest stomach aches ever!

Steve: Yeah!

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Steve: I can't take this anymore, Eddie needs to take me out!

Robin: In a dating type of way, or an assassination type of way?

Steve: I don't know, surprise me!

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Robin: I WOULD DESTROY THE WORLD FOR YOU!

Steve: Okay, can you do the dishes?

Robin: No!

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Robin: I don’t know the first thing about clothes. Pretty much all I can do is look at something and tell you if it’s clothes or not. This chair? Not clothes.

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Robin: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don't want to sound mean.

Steve: No, go ahead. I want to hear it.

Robin: It sucks.

Steve: That's not constructive criticism.

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treasonousoracle · 2 years

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damian: they say ‘do what you love and you’re never work another day in your life’

damian: and i guess they were RIGHT because i became robin to fight crime and now i’m UNEMPLOYED

bruce, who just told damian he’s being benched for one (1) week so he’ll focus on his science fair project: damian. damian please

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mindflayer-inc · 23 days

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Batman AU

Batman tells Gordon that he doesn't kill. Thinking that it's a legality issue, Gordon deputizes Batman and gives him a gun and badge. Batman of course doesn't use the gun and just figures Gordon is stressed.

After Joker kills a Robin, Gordon starts to deputize the Batfam members.

Gordon: Next time you see that clown. Take. The. Shot. Rookie.

Robin (Tim, tiny ass 14 year old holding a 45 magnum): Umm... Yes sir?

Batman (plus all the Rogues, minions, and citizens of Gotham when Robin shows up with a 45 Magnum):

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ashoss · 1 month

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little brother duo supremacy

edit: sorry to disappoint yall but this isnt dick or virgil 😭😭 its duke in a nightwing sweater,,,,

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ditzybat · 1 month

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bruce: he’s killed people

damian [who’s heard stephanie say this at least 10x a day]: but have you considered that maybe he’s just a teenage girl?

jason: yeah! have you considered that bruce?!

bruce: jason, you’re 22 and a male

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jasonsthunderthighs · 2 years

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Damian: *Behind Jason with a homemade marshmallow gun* It ain't nothin personal. *Shoots the gun and the marshmallow falls out*

Jason: Well, that was crap.

[5 seconds later]

Damian: *Behind Jason again* It ain't nothin personal.

Jason: *Turns around and quickly moves away as Damian shoot the gun again, the marshmallow fallin out again*

Damian: Son of a bitch!

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incorrectbatfamandfriends · 2 months

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Bruce: We need to talk about what’s going on with Tim-

Dick: The stalking?

Bruce: No, we settled that-

Jason: His cloning experiments?

Bruce: I thought he stopped that?

Damian: His hit list?

Bruce: What?

Dick: Dami, we’ve already talked about this it wasn’t a “HIT list” hit list- Is this about his spleen?

Bruce: spleen?

Jason: No it’s gotta be the-

Bruce: This was about his weed stash but I’m sensing there are more pressing issues I’ve not been made aware of?

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sodamnbored · 2 years

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Damien, begrudgingly: I guess I’ve come to think of you as something of an older brother.

Dick, delighted: Really?

Damien, shrugging: Yeah. I mean, you’ve always been there for me. Looked out for me. Shared your wisdom.

Dick, nodding sagely: I am pretty wisdomous.

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lustwithoutlore · 2 months

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After a mission…

Dick: I can’t wait to go home, have a bowl of cereal, and go to sleep.

Duke: Lucky, I have patrol in like, two hours. No sleep for me. What’re you going to do when you get home, Jason?

Dick: Wait! Let me guess. Crack open a beer, order in Chinese food, and fall asleep on the couch watching a gritty action movie.

Jason, fully planning on having a lavender scented bubble bath while drinking vanilla earl grey tea and watching Pride and Prejudice: … Something like that.

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91-1lover · 30 days

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What if Damian and Tim love each other and even like? It's just more of a situation "Manipulating others is easier ". Maybe an example will help;

Damian: Father, May I go to Zoo today?

Bruce:No Damian, you're grounded.

Tim:Oh, that's bad. I could go with you to take photos of otter, but if you are not going I think I will stay too. What's a zoo without company. Maybe I will go with Kon next week.

Bruce *Super happy in a moment of thinking his youngest kids getting along*: If you two agree not to kill each other, Damian can go

Tim and Damian:*Knowing looks*

Or situation like;

Tim who has abandoned issues and is having fear of people leaving him: Dick is mad at me. Can you stab me so he will be in his mother hen mode Instead?

Damian who would like to have 5 minutes of peace from Grayson: Say no more

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