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sodamnbored · 12 days

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Damian, entering the living room: Oh, Drake. I didn’t realise you were here too.

Tim, distracted on his phone on the couch: Yeah, best WiFi around. Keeping busy?

Damian, looking in cupboards and chandeliers for acrobatic older brothers: Looking for Dick.

Tim absently, not looking up from Grindr: Mm, me too.

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ryemiffie · 20 days

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More stuff from my day as batfam incorrect quotes:

Batman: I would never betray you!

Red hood, pointing at Tim: Then what's that?!

Tim: ...

Batman: A complication.

Red hood: A complication?! It's a child!

Batman: Well I see that!

Tim, talking to Jason: Oh you don't have to be offended, he doesn't know how I got here.

Red hood:

Batman: I don't!

Tim:

Red hood:

Batman: It's actually kinda unsettling, how did you get here?

Tim: I followed the voices.

Batman: Oh, I didn't realise we were being that loud.

Tim: No no, not your voices, the voices.

Red hood:

Batman:

Red hood: should we be worried or-

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jasonsthunderthighs · 10 months

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Jason: Speakin of money, how bout the 20$ you owe me?

Tim: Oh yea. Well, I only have 10$. *Takes out a 10$ bill, handin it to Jason* So, here's 10$. I owe you 10$.

Jason: Thanks.

Dick: Hey. You owe me 20$.

Jason: Well, here's 10$ and I owe you 10$. *Hands the bill to Dick*

Tim: Ah, ah. You owe me 20$.

Dick: Here's 10$, I owe you 10$. *Gives the bill back to Tim*

Tim: Here's the 10$ I owe you. *Gives the bill to Jason*

Jason: Here's the 10$ I owe you. *Gives the bill to Dick*

Dick: Here's the 10$ I owe you. *Gives the bill back to Tim*

Tim: Good! Now we're all even! *Pockets the bill*

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leftdreamlandjellyfish · 1 year

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Jason, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it- Dick, whispering: Should we call the exorcist? Tim, also singing: The taste of his cherry chapstick. Damian, appalled: Call the exorcist.

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nibordereht · 1 year

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Tim: Is your masculinity fragile or why is your costume blue?

Dick: Tim, what—

Tim: Mine is red, almost pink.

Tim: I'm a real man.

Jason: Then Superman is gender fluid?

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incorrect-waynemanor · 1 year

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tim: what are you writing?

damian: the government wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. i'm letting them know it's private information

tim, looking over damian's shoulder: this just says 'fuck around and find out' in calligraphy

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mylifeingotham · 9 days

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incorrect-dc-qoutes · 10 months

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*after the bats’ plan goes horribly wrong* Dick: Now it seems we're back at square one-- finding Damian. Tim: For the record, I already found them. Jason: And you let them get away before we could have a meaningful conversation. Tim: They stabbed me! Jason: I'm surprised they waited this long, Tim. We've all had the urge.

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cardinalcheerio · 1 year

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Tim: i had a dream i died last night

Dick: you mean a nightmare right?

Tim:

Dick:

Bruce:

Alfred:

Dick: YOU MEAN A NIGHTMARE RIGHT?!

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parkjammys · 11 months

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Dick: I'm pretty sure it's called a charcuterie board

Jason: don't you get tired of being wrong? It's obviously called a charcoochie board

Tim: no way, you're both wrong. I'm 100% sure it's called a sharkcoochie board

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lilylovelyxo · 7 months

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*Jason walks in the Batcave*

Jason sarcastically: “Morning. Sorry to interrupt.”

Tim: “Wow. You didn’t die yet?”

Jason pinches his fingers together: “A little every day.”

Y/N: “It’s good to see you, Jason.”

Jason: “Yeah, you too.”

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ryemiffie · 20 days

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More quotes from my day as batfam incorrect quotes:

Tim: Damn, you scared me to death.

Jason: Really? I didn't know dead people could talk.

Tim: Yeah well you seem to be talking just fine.

Jason: I- hm..

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batshitferalquotes · 2 years

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Tim: I think Alfred's mad at you.

Jason: What makes you say that?

Tim: Because he’s cleaning up the mess you made and asked me to deliver this to you.

Jason, reading the note: "Young Master Jason, I hope this note finds you before I do."

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leftdreamlandjellyfish · 1 year

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Tim, on his eleventh cup of coffee: If you water water, it grows. Jason: ...What. Dick: No, no, he's got a point.

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jasonsthunderthighs · 1 year

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Jason: If you were an egg, what kind would you be?

Tim: Scrambled.

Jason: I meant what animal egg, not how you'd be cooked, ya suicidal maniac.

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incorrect-waynemanor · 1 year

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bruce: you should have known better! i expect more from each of you

steph:

tim:

cass:

jason: you’ve known us for years and you haven’t lowered your expectations yet? that’s on YOU

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