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Jason: HA! You secretly care about us!
Dick: I was never hiding that!
Jason: FUCK! YOU'RE SO EMBARRASSING!
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cardinalcheerio · 5 hours
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Dick: this rain is making me sleepy...
Dick: lets sleep together 😉
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jasonsthunderthighs · 9 months
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Jason: Speakin of money, how bout the 20$ you owe me?
Tim: Oh yea. Well, I only have 10$. *Takes out a 10$ bill, handin it to Jason*  So, here's 10$. I owe you 10$.
Jason: Thanks.
Dick: Hey. You owe me 20$.
Jason: Well, here's 10$ and I owe you 10$. *Hands the bill to Dick*
Tim: Ah, ah. You owe me 20$.
Dick: Here's 10$, I owe you 10$. *Gives the bill back to Tim*
Tim: Here's the 10$ I owe you. *Gives the bill to Jason*
Jason: Here's the 10$ I owe you. *Gives the bill to Dick*
Dick: Here's the 10$ I owe you. *Gives the bill back to Tim*
Tim: Good! Now we're all even! *Pockets the bill*
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lilylovelyxo · 11 months
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*Y/N, Dick, and Roy watching Jason beat the shit out of a man for putting his hands on you*
Dick: “Oh, boy…”
Y/N: “I'm going to watch through my fingers. No, I'm not.”
Dick: “I'm going to look away.”
Roy: “I think we're gonna have to lay low for a little while after this.”
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Jason, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it- Dick, whispering: Should we call the exorcist? Tim, also singing: The taste of his cherry chapstick. Damian, appalled: Call the exorcist.
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parkjammys · 3 months
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Dick: I heard y/n yell at Jason to put the knife down, and I have never rushed into a room that fast before
Y/N: look we need tomatoes and lettuce, and look Jason has placed cucumbers and fish. YOU GOTTA PAY ATTENTION WHEN WE PLAY OVERCOOKED
Jason: WHAT THE FUCK, WHO MADE YOU THE HEAD CHEF
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incorrect-dc-qoutes · 9 months
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*after the bats’ plan goes horribly wrong* Dick: Now it seems we're back at square one-- finding Damian. Tim: For the record, I already found them. Jason: And you let them get away before we could have a meaningful conversation. Tim: They stabbed me! Jason: I'm surprised they waited this long, Tim. We've all had the urge.
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sodamnbored · 10 months
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Jason: God that Tim kid is annoying.
Dick: I like him. He was there for me when I was wounded in the line of duty.
Jason, flatly: You sprained your ankle running for a bagel.
Dick, gesturing to his costume: While I was on the job.
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damianwayne0 · 1 month
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Tim, staring at the wall:......
Dick, scared :ar-e yo-u ok-ay?
Tim, still staring at the wall : ....
Dick, screaming: Bruce!! Bruce!! Tim has been possessed!!!!
Damian, walking into the kitchen: shut up Grayson! What happened?
Dick, trembling: look *points at the corner*
Damian, looks there: *sighs* yep, your drunk because there's no one. *Drags dick away while he's blabbering shit*
Tim, who got to his room while dick was talking to Damian: Dinosaurs still exists somewhere in the multiverse 🤔.
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kuebiko-kei · 2 years
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Can you imagine criminals swearing at Nightwing and he freezes for a second when it’s that insult
Criminal: HEY, DICK!
Nightwing: ohgodhowdotheyknow
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batfamism · 1 year
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cardinalcheerio · 10 months
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Jason at the bank: do you need anything else?
Banker: we need proof that you are who you say you are.
Jason *pulling out his death certificate*: does this work?
Dick *sitting next to him groaning*: I knew this was a bad idea.
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batshitferalquotes · 2 years
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Dick, throwing confetti: You bring the razzle, and I'll bring the dazzle.
Bruce: *while apprehending a criminal* Is this why you made me add pockets to your suit?
Dick: Yes and it is 100% worth it.
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lilylovelyxo · 1 year
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*Batboys lost a present from Bruce to their Mom*
Collective groaning
Damian panicked: “What are we gonna do?”
Dick: “Uh, okay. What can we do? We, uh, we put a different ring in the box and voilà.”
Tim: “We don’t have another ring, Dick.”
Jason: “Okay, so, we, uh, we, we stage a burglary and in the struggle we stab Bruce. But just a little, and Mom is so glad he’s alive that she forgets about the anniversary.”
Damian: “I mean, I love that, but maybe for some other time.
Jason: “Christmas.”
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Dick, texting in the group chat: I wonder what apple shots would look like?
Tim: *sends a picture of of a syringe with an apple slice shoddily edited inside*
Jason: *sends a picture of a shot glass with an Apple poorly drawn inside*
Damian: *sends a picture of a person dunking a basketball into a hoop but replaces the basketball with a poorly resized apple*
Dick: I hate all of you.
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parkjammys · 10 months
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Dick: I'm pretty sure it's called a charcuterie board
Jason: don't you get tired of being wrong? It's obviously called a charcoochie board
Tim: no way, you're both wrong. I'm 100% sure it's called a sharkcoochie board
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