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incorrextfandomquotes · 1 year

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Dick: how did you find me?

Jason: i followed the sound of abba music

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gaynfl · 7 months

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cunt

#this is weak #askbox

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solestbrillant · 7 months

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"Hello" Draken chirped. He waved his hand cheerfully and sat.

But instead of sit, he squatted awkwardly, his ass hanging in the air. Draken laughed, and opted for just let his body fall on the ground.

"What..." Baji said out loud, expressing the confusion all the guys were feeling. This wasn't Draken's usual behavior at all.

Mikey was following behind, footsteps equally weird.

"Hi."

"What is going on..." Mitsuya asked.

Mikey sent Draken a warning look, but Draken just giggled again.

"We switched bodies."

Silence stretched until Kazutora bursted into laughter. Pah had his mouth hang open.

"Draken" Mitsuya said, hands on his hips. "How could you let Mikey convince you to do this, it's not funny, is strange."

Baji had his eyebrows furrowed. It was scary seeing them acting like each other, but it was a good prank because they knew each other like the back of their hands.

But something felt off.

"Ken-chin's over there" Draken said, pointing at Mikey.

"Draken...?"

"It's true, Mitsuya" Mikey said, his voice exactly like Mikey but with Draken's tone and cadence. "I don't know how this happen. Fuck, I didn't know this could actually happen? Like, what the fuck?"

Draken run his hands through his hair, but it wasn't his braid what he felt, neither the shaved sides of his skull, but soft hair everywhere.

This was real.

"At first I thought it was a dream? Or like a out-of-body kind of experience? But then I saw myself woke up and talk exactly like Mikey does, but in my voice? And when I look down at myself I was in Mikey's body" Draken tried to explain, distressed.

"You're fucking joking, then if Mikey saw himself in front of him, why he don't seem troubled" Kazutora argued.

"I just thought 'wow, I'm so pretty'" Draken answered.

No, Mikey answered.

Baji had to snort. If this was actually real, Mikey definitely would have thought something like that.

"I think Ken-chin was ready to hyperventilate" Mikey commented. "I pushed him down and make him follow my breaths. I was a bit too rough, I didn't know Ken-chin was this strong."

Mitsuya and Baji shared an unimpressed look at Mikey's smug tone.

"Are you saying... you're Mikey in Draken's body? And Draken is in your body?" Pah asked, looking absolutely dumbfounded.

"Yes, Pah, this conversation has been all about that" Kazutora said rolling his eyes.

"No way. That's impossible" Pah replied.

"Believe me, I thought so before I found myself in Mikey's body."

"Well, then. Let's say I believe this for a minute. Why would you change bodies."

"Mitsuya." Against all logic, even if was Mikey talking, this had to be Draken. Mikey never spoke to him with that level of irritation. "Do you think if I'd have known, I'd have let this happen?"

"I don't feel like this is so terrible?" Mikey commented.

Kazutora snorted.

"What, did you wish for this?"

Draken turned to face his own body.

"Did you wish for this?" He echoed, looking like he was ready to jump onto Mikey.

"No" Mikey answered, but it sounded like a question. Draken's anger expressed on Mikey's face so weirdly. He rolled his eyes. "Listen, even if I wished for this, which I didn't, how could I ever imagine it was gonna come true? I have wished for a lot of impossible things and they, obviously, never have come true."

Everyone fell silent, knowing what Mikey was talking about. Draken's expression softened, looking close to guilt.

"Is that bad?" Mikey broke the silence gesturing toward his body. "Being in my body."

"No, Mikey" Draken was quick to clarify. He sighed in exhaustion. "But, do you realise how serious this is? Like, how are we gonna get back to our bodies? How did it happen in the first place? Is there something we could do to go back?"

"Ken-chin. We'll fix this. Don't worry, we'll find a way."

Even if it there wasn't certainty of it, Draken felt reassured. He trusted Mikey, and wouldn't start doubting his words now.

"So," Pah started "what are you gonna do?"

ㅡswitched bodies!

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codychristiantreasures · 4 months

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Only you (2/2)

18+

This is 5 seconds of angst followed by a split second of fluff and then topped off with some naughtiness. I have been trying to make this better all day but it is what it is..

Warnings: some light swearing, arguing & a bit of angst, a bit of smut (not super descriptive but it’s there), bad writing? (Don’t hate me for it)

Cody started kissing down your body until he reached where you needed him most. He knew how much you loved his tongue but he could tell how wound up you were already and wanted you to finish together, with him inside you. You were a bit frustrated that he stopped but he immediately flipped you over and told you to get on all fours. He slid into you with ease and let out the most animalistic moan you have ever heard. Your walls clenched around him, forcing another moan out of him. He wasn’t holding back tonight and you loved it. Cody knew exactly how hard was too hard and managed to always get to that sweet spot right before it was too far. One hand on your hip, the other running up your back and gently tugging on your hair, pulling a moan from your lips. “Baby, I know you’re close. I can feel it.” His low raspy voice mixed with the pace he was driving into you pushed you over the edge. Cody finished seconds later, your climax always triggering his. He pulled out of you once his legs felt sturdy enough and kissed your back. “Shower then bed?” He asked getting off the bed “yeah, I’ll be in in a second.” You answered, still trying to catch your breath.

“So what was it?” “What” you asked confused, lifting your head off his chest to look at him. “What flipped your mood? One minute you looked like you wanted to rip my head off and the next you looked like you wanted to rip my clothes off.” Giving you a cocky smirk. “Honestly..you put your hand on the wall and I saw the new tattoo and lost it. Your stupid sleeves were rolled up to your elbows, showing your new tattoos and I just..I don’t know. I think they’re hot and got turned on.” Cody let out a laugh. “Yeah, I rolled them up as I followed you up the stairs.” “You ass!” You hit him with a pillow while smiling at him. “You can’t do that while we’re fighting. That was serious, Cody. I was actually really upset with you.” You said in a more serious tone. “I know. I know. I’m truly sorry. I was way out of line. I should have never said those things and I promise to never be a prick like that again. I love you” “I love you too. I know you didn’t mean it. We were both tired and angry. Let’s do better next time there’s an issue.” “Promise. Movie?” “You read my mind.” Cody picked a movie and you snuggled into bed together.

#cody christian #this is weak #the whole thing was a lot better in my head #cody christian imagine #cody christian drabble #cody christian x reader #asher adams #theo raeken #mike montgomery #all american #teen wolf #pll

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blankerthought · 6 months

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ah. i see. i should be doing worse.

#i'm moving my orv liveblog over to here actually #this is WEAK #where is my POWER #where is my absolutely WAY too much time online time #lo's stuff

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lotrmusical · 2 months

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never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱

#was calling beckett and scouring the works of eliza cook looking for lesbianism #good amounts of lesbianism in evidence but unfortunately very little in the way of good poetry #APART from this worm one which DOES NOT MISS #eliza cook #is there a thriving eliza cook tag on tumblr. somehow i doubt it #the hand of the giant and the heart of the brave / must turn weak and submit to the worm and the grave!#not an original theme ofc but GOD the treatment is delightful. so fresh so gleeful some rlly nice use of sound. rlly solidly constructed #words #gay belligerence

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dentpx · 7 months

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I’m actually kind of amazed how many people do not understand this concept

#zoeposting #literal best thing to put in my dating profile I am weeding out the weak

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hansatorium · 7 months

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#had a vision had a thought #movies #cinema #gay movies #gay people #gay people are my weakness they can sell me anything #shitpost #meme

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everchased · 6 months

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hahahahaaaa get safe and cared for, idiot

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #astarion #bg3 tav #astarion x tav #oc: finch #my turn to draw my tav being cute with his vampire bf heeheehee lalala my turn my turn #because i'm weak for a hug and tired bitches snuggling #and for astarion still being nervous about his boundaries being pushed #waiting for the shoe to drop but it never does #slowly lowering the hackles #because it keeps getting reenforced that. it might be okay #anyway i continue to be abnormal about this game bye #my art #bloodoath

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werewolf-transgenderism · 9 months

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terfs celebrating that the international chess federation has banned trans women from competing in women's FIDE competitions, because it's sooooooo feminist to argue that women are so biologically inferior and nowhere near as smart as men and thus can't play chess on the same level. girl that's not feminism that's literally just misogyny

#this.... jeopardy.... like girl you are arguing that you are biologically not as smart as someone assigned male at birth.....#terfs are like 'feminism is when I say women are stupid and weak but in a trans exclusionary way'#it's CHESS you only use your BRAIN it's a STRATEGY GAME

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apinchofm · 25 days

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Up the meds, you are losing it again

...okay.

#come on lads #this is weak #your heart isn't in it.#i can tell #anon ask

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protoctist · 3 months

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i know ryoko kui is a real one because she wrote 97+ chapters of a manga about fantasy ecosystems and food chains and not once did she write the phrase "survival of the fittest" (it's a bad phrase) (it's a social darwinist phrase even) (hated amongst biologists) (doesn't make sense) (darwin didn't use it) (coined by an business major) (one of the worst phrases in pop science) (no good)

#i think the closest she comes to this is when kabru says something about the weak being eaten but he also thinks all monsters should die #so i don't think he's like the voice of reason when it comes to ecosystems and evo bio NOT a kabru diss just saying #i think eat or be eaten is fine. it's like migrate adapt or die. i think it's fine and not the same as survival of the fittest #dungeon meshi #ETA: i was wrong darwin did use the phrase after it was coined. doesn't matter phrase still sux

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ytilaremehpe-sselhtaed · 28 days

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All of us right meow:

#boop #boop o meter #april fool's day #tumblr culture #cats of tumblr #the creation of boop #best 5 am activity ever ❤️‍🔥#sleep is for the weak #ytilaremehpe-sselhtaed

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savagegood · 10 months

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"No matter what we do, we can't change the way people see us." "You changed the way you see me... didn't you?"

found family and some of the allegory in NIMONA (2023)

#firstly #long post #secondly... 'you're safe. we're home' ;___; my heart. that's her dad!!!! found family is my weakness #nimona #nimona movie #nd stevenson #nimonaedit #ballister blackheart #riz ahmed #chloe grace moretz #lgbt #lgbtq #transgender #nonbinary #genderfluid #nimona spoilers #*op

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linktoo-doodles · 3 months

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i'll strangle you or i'll kiss you on the mouth

#laius thorden #laios touden #kabru #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #my art #Linktoo art #labru #narrative foil yaoi my weakness.... anyway #the way he grabs that guy and begs him to stay and begs like please LISTEN to me #its so funny how kabru‚ someone who prides himself with understanding people and their motivations #just can't handle having some random guy like laius with a big prophecy on his head remain a mystery to him #the way laius just entirely evades him it drives him crazy. kabru puts motivations and assumptions in his mouth in any attempt to Know him #hes so scared of this man yet simultaneously drawn by being unable to discern his thought process #meanwhile #laius is just autistic

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yuwuta · 4 months

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satoru puts his glasses on your face whenever he thinks you’re giving him bedroom eyes in public bc he really cannot stand to think about it or you for too long or he’ll be walking around hard in his pants for the rest of the day. the thing is, you’re not even trying half the time, but that doesn’t stop him—you flirt with him a bit too much, bat your lashes the wrong way, or even smile at him a little too long and he’s already feeling warm in the face and satoru knows he doesn’t have the self control to stop his thoughts so he has to stop you. he’ll promptly stick his sunglasses on your face and turn away with a sigh like they’re some kind of last minute sexual deterrent.

it’s not because then, if satoru thinks too hard, he gets stuck on the image of you in his glasses, of you in his clothes, of you in anything that belongs to him and that’s way worse then you smiling prettily at him or saying his name or touching his arm. so, then he has to kiss you, and then take his glasses back, so he has something to hide the burning blush on his face.

#weak pathetic in love loser boy satoru incoming!!!!!#satoru gojo x reader #satoru x reader #gojo x reader #jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jujutsu kaisen fluff #jujutsu kaisen smut #gojo fluff #gojo smut #gojo satoru x reader #💌.satoru

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