Heartbreaking: this girl thought she grabbed a bag of trail mix in the break room, but it was just almonds
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I don’t want to do this anymore……I want to CLOCK OUT AND GO HOME!!!!!!!!!! *my psychic powers explode everything around me and I collapse to the ground*
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* That robot was the embodiment of a Lightner's dream…
[@mettatonmay day 13: hopes and dreams]
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I could NOT be in feudal Japan. Here are some reasons why
I wasn’t born then.
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Do British people refer to Jay-Z as "Jay-Zed"?
british people are unfamiliar with music or musicians
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Ten my beloved
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does 2018 tumblr still like doctor who
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i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.
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Dogs who stick their heads out of car windows I love youuuuuu
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average college residence hall
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It’s okay though the rest of today is going to be good. I’m going to finish setting up emulation on my Steam deck and maybe beat SMRPG today. And maybe drink peach schnapps. Yummyyyyyy
Stayed late at work today like an animal. Hate it here.
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Stayed late at work today like an animal. Hate it here.
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Those who protest against Israel's genocide are punished for antisemitism.
But for some strange reason, authorities have never cracked down on antisemitism any other time. Any other time, antisemitism is considered free speech.
It's almost as if they know damn well that protesting against Israel is not antisemitism.
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This is me working Saturdays
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