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xpeterstarkx · 2 years

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jason: who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

steph: >:O language

damian: yeah, watch your fucking language

dick: okay, who taught damian the fuck word?

cass: 'the fuck word'.

tim: are you foolish? you guys use the f word all the time

damian: oh my god, timothy censored it

cass: say fuck, tim.

damian: do it, timothy. say fuck.

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incorrect-waynemanor · 1 year

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bruce: i left everyone instructions for when i’m gone

dick: mine just says “dick, no”

bruce: i want you to apply it to every possible situation

cass: mine just says “cassandra yes”

bruce: same rules apply to you

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incorrectjaydick · 3 months

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Dick: I am not an early bird or a night owl. I am some form of permanently exhausted pigeon.

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sepia-stained-sunset · 1 year

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Some villain with truth serum: And who is your father really?

Robin! Dick Grayson: My father is... Edward Cullen

Battinson: *long suffering sigh* You accept a movie deal once...

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pixelgirlsworld · 1 year

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incorrect quotes #3 (Gymnastics)

Dick: “You know what I’m really good at?”

(Y/N): “I can name a few things, Handso-“

Dick: “Gymnastics!!!” *hollers*

(Y/N): *wide-eyed*

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incorrextfandomquotes · 1 year

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Dick: how did you find me?

Jason: i followed the sound of abba music

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butwhyduh · 2 years

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Jason and Dick talking

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thebitterflamingo · 2 years

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Rest of quote, since we all know Dick is physically incapable of feeling embarrassment (and that’s canon):

Dick: I was nine! AND I’ve only gotten better since! You could even say I’ve gotten… BAT-ter.

Tim, Jason, Damian and the civilian: *collectively groan.*

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vodrae · 5 months

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Rich pregnant socialite: So we went to this clinic and let them manipulate our genes so we're 100% sure our child won't have any disease, he will have my hair and his father eyes and so much things we did for him! And you Bruce ?

Brucie: Found em in the trash. Except Tim, he found me in the trash.

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incorrectbatfamandfriends · 2 months

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Bruce: We need to talk about what’s going on with Tim-

Dick: The stalking?

Bruce: No, we settled that-

Jason: His cloning experiments?

Bruce: I thought he stopped that?

Damian: His hit list?

Bruce: What?

Dick: Dami, we’ve already talked about this it wasn’t a “HIT list” hit list- Is this about his spleen?

Bruce: spleen?

Jason: No it’s gotta be the-

Bruce: This was about his weed stash but I’m sensing there are more pressing issues I’ve not been made aware of?

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xpeterstarkx · 2 years

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cass: the floor is lava!

tim: *helps steph onto the counter*

damian: *kicks dick off the sofa*

jason: *lays on the floor*

cass: ...are you okay?

jason: no.

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incorrectjaydick · 4 months

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Dick: Life keeps fucking me and I can't remember the safeword.

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sepia-stained-sunset · 9 months

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Dick: Fight me!!

Tim, somehow looming behind him despite being half his height, shrouded in shadows with his eyes glinting maniacally, mouthing: Do Not.

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elecilaombre · 29 days

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Tim * holding a can of Pepsi * : Do you guys want some Pespi ?

Jason* laughing* : Some what ?

Tim : Pespi .

Duke : It's PePsi not PeSpi Timmy.

Tim : That's what I said Pespi.

Tim : Pespi

Duke : Please would you...

Tim * interrupting Duke * : Pespi

Tim * shrugging* : It's normal it's because I'm ambidextrous.

Damian : Ambidextrous ?

Stephanie * chirping in* : He means Bisexual !

Dick * at the same time * : He means bilingual !

Bruce * tired dad™* : He means he has dyslexia.

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lustwithoutlore · 2 months

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After a mission…

Dick: I can’t wait to go home, have a bowl of cereal, and go to sleep.

Duke: Lucky, I have patrol in like, two hours. No sleep for me. What’re you going to do when you get home, Jason?

Dick: Wait! Let me guess. Crack open a beer, order in Chinese food, and fall asleep on the couch watching a gritty action movie.

Jason, fully planning on having a lavender scented bubble bath while drinking vanilla earl grey tea and watching Pride and Prejudice: … Something like that.

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91-1lover · 1 month

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What if Damian and Tim love each other and even like? It's just more of a situation "Manipulating others is easier ". Maybe an example will help;

Damian: Father, May I go to Zoo today?

Bruce:No Damian, you're grounded.

Tim:Oh, that's bad. I could go with you to take photos of otter, but if you are not going I think I will stay too. What's a zoo without company. Maybe I will go with Kon next week.

Bruce *Super happy in a moment of thinking his youngest kids getting along*: If you two agree not to kill each other, Damian can go

Tim and Damian:*Knowing looks*

Or situation like;

Tim who has abandoned issues and is having fear of people leaving him: Dick is mad at me. Can you stab me so he will be in his mother hen mode Instead?

Damian who would like to have 5 minutes of peace from Grayson: Say no more

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