necromanceradept
Necromancer Adept
Unreality blog. Just a normal totally not evil wizard doing totally wizard council approved things
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Your teeth and fingernails are constructed from the same segment of DNA. If a growing tooth is transplanted into a fingertip, it will grow into a fingernail; and if a fingernail is transplanted into the mouth, it will grow into a tooth.
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New!
Giant Writhing Tentacle
Great for:
Spacial Incursions
Hauntings
Sex things
Tickling Great Eldritch Grandma
Unsettling Bulk Takoyaki
Now available near you!
Right near you
There, to your left
…Your other left
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my dudes pls tell me what in the fuck wizard tumblr is
is it like the witchcraft community?
is it a space for DnD wizard rp mains?
is it an alterhuman community?
pls i need to know im so intrigued 😭
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Oh cool ass crime council I need your help with evil magics. I want to return this mattress I bought but don't have the receipt anymore, and all my attempts to fabricate one end up just giving me the recipe for a mattress
just do what we all do: teleport yourself to the store, put it where you found it and run away fast enough for the golems not to catch you
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You can’t fast travel while there are hot singles nearby
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For the last time, please read the signs on the doors in the council building before entering them. I do not have time to rescue every wizard who accidentally enters the labyrinth.
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@monsterfucker-research-wizard you wanna take this or should i?
Full moon tonight, you know what that means 😏
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Pelvis Resley and the Dick Wizards
would be a good name for a drag king band
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what color hair wolves?
Full moon tonight, you know what that means 😏
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I will genuinely Paypal you 12 dollars if you can prove you can send a bad luck curse to my dance teacher
one twisted ankle coming right up
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Communists and anarchists will spend all day talking about abstract concepts and structures like capitalism and the state, but willfully ignore the very real, tangible curse placed upon me by the foul necromancer
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Communists and anarchists will spend all day talking about abstract concepts and structures like capitalism and the state, but willfully ignore the very real, tangible curse placed upon me by the foul necromancer
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We’ve done some extensive magical scans and his brains seem to have been replaced with lime jello molded to the shape of a brain
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So,
When will wizard strip clubs become a thing?
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