Steph: There’s no “I” in team, but there is one in pizza.
Tim: So, you’re not going to share?
Steph: I’m not going to share.
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Kon: I like your new pants!
Tim: Thanks, they were 50% off!
Kon: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks*
Tim: The store can’t just give away clothes for free.
Kon: Thats’s… not what I meant.
Tim: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Kon.
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Jason: You guys worried about Dick?
Steph: Totally!
Tim: Yeah, they called me in the middle of the night and just yelled, "what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do?"
Jason: And what'd you say?
Tim: "I dunno, I dunno, I dunno, I dunno."
Steph:
Jason: They're lucky to have you as a friend.
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Jason: Bruce told me to pick my battles and I picked all of them
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after damian and tim have an argument:
Dick: Is there something you would like to say, Tim?
Tim: Oh, there are SEVERAL things I would like to say.
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Tim: So what’s the plan?
Steph: I don’t know. You’re smart, *points at Jason* he's mean, come up with something.
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Steph: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming?
Dick: Can everyone in this godforsaken group please learn the skill called "Think Before You Speak"?
Jason: Ya know... it might be.
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Kory: Well, Jason, is there anything you would like to say to Roy?
Jason: How do I put this delicately? You’re a horrible roommate and nobody likes you.
Kory: How about we frame our statement with “When you do this, it makes me feel this”?
Jason: When you live here, it makes me angry. Because you’re a horrible roommate and nobody likes you.
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Roy: Having two partners is both amazing and complicated. But all our problems are solved with communication.
Kory: It’s my turn to cuddle Jason.
Roy: FIVE MORE MINUTES DAMMIT!
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Dick: I am going to cry. I’m going to cry until I can no longer physically cry anymore because all the water in my body is gone and I die from dehydration.
Steph: Are you okay?
Tim: Did you actually just ask them that? Like, you need that to be answered otherwise you won’t know?
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jason and tim would be active on tumblr posting for ides of march prove me wrong.
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Hi there! My laptop broke so posts will cease until it is fixed.
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Harley: I didn't drink that much last night.
Selina: You were flirting with Ivy.
Harley: So what? They're my partner.
Selina: You asked if they were single.
Selina: And then you cried when they said they weren't.
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Selina: Something tells me Harley's going to be a bit more unhinged today...
Harley, holding a lit match and a bag of cheetos: Leave me be, Ivy isn't home to stop me, I'm going feral.
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*after the bats’ plan goes horribly wrong*
Dick: Now it seems we're back at square one-- finding Damian.
Tim: For the record, I already found them.
Jason: And you let them get away before we could have a meaningful conversation.
Tim: They stabbed me!
Jason: I'm surprised they waited this long, Tim. We've all had the urge.
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Roy: They can't make me admit France exists, right? Legally, that's not allowed.
Roy: Sure, if France was REAL I'd say I liked it.
Roy: But who's to say.
Kori: I think France isn't real.
Jason: Kori, you've been to France.
Kori: And???
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Tim: You can't wake up if you never got to sleep.
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