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file808 · 2 months

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I have a head cannon that non of the batboys favorite superhero is batman, but they don't know that he isn't Tim and Damians favorite.

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Jason or the most loyal Wonder Woman fan: Dick I can't believe that you're a Superman fan

Dick an superman fan: Hey at least I'm better than him. *Points to Damian*

Damian: Tt I'll have you know that I'm an avid fan of Black Canary. Father is not my favorite hero unlike somebody. *Glares at Tim*

Tim: You know that Batman's not my favorite hero right?

Dick genuinely shocked: WAIT WHAT!?!?

Jason: Yah Tim, Damian makes sense but you??? You have been such a Batman fan sense the beginning.

Tim: Like a year after becoming Robin Batman stopped being my favorite. Why is this such a surprise?

Damian: So Drake who's your favorite now?

Tim: Green Lantern!

Dick: Which one? There's a whole Corp of them.

Tim: ...

Jason: Tim...which one??

Tim:*Sigh* Hal Jordan.

Bruce in the distance: REALLY HAL JORDAN?!!!?!!

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bat-stuff · 10 months

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Batman: Gotham is quiet tonight

Batman, suspicious: too quiet

Meanwhile five blocks away:

Teen Dick: Swiper no swiping!

Criminal, crying: I'll turn myself in just please stop talking

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ryemiffie · 21 days

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More quotes from my day turned into batman incorrect quotes for your day!

Joker: And now, the time has come for the jaw-dropping final act of the life of the infamous Nightwing!

Nightwing, pulling an uno card out of nowhere: Nice try, uno reverse!

Joker: Aw damn, you've foiled my plot again!

Jason: What?! All he did was pull out an uno card!

Joker: Yeah, an uno reverse card.

Jason: ??

Joker, handing over his weapon to nightwing: Well I suppose I ought to give this to you now.

Jason: You're just gonna give him your weapon?!

Joker: Well of course, those are the rules.

Jason: So if I had just pulled out my trusty uno reverse card back when you were trying to kill me, you'd have just, what? Stopped?

Joker: you had an uno reverse card on you?

Jason: No I didn't have a fucking uno reverse card on me!

Joker: Oh well that's a shame.

Jason: Are you kidding me right now!?

Nightwing: How do you not carry an uno reverse card around with you wherever you go at this point?

Jason: Why the fuck would I!?

Nightwing: Cause we fight these extravagant assholes everyday, they're all wack, of course they abide by uno reverse card rules!

Jason: Well gee, thanks for the heads up!

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blackbirdi · 2 months

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Batfam Incorrect Quotes #5

Jason: *Rolling down the car window* What seems to be the problem, Officer?

Dick: Get the fuck out of my car.

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cardinalcheerio · 4 months

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Dick and Jason arrested:

Dick: What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Jason: *side eye* ...what?

Dick: a jail bird...

10 minutes later

Dick: How did the bird break into the house?

Jason: By shutting its mouth, like I recomend you do.

Dick *nods and pulls our ventriloquist dummy*

Jason: for fucks sake where the hell-

Dick: A crow-bar!

Jason breaking his record for uncuffing handcuffs and opening a cell door: i can't with you today

*locks dick back in*

Dick: worth it.

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dickgrayson-thenightwing · 4 months

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Dick: Why do you let me win when we race up the stairs? You’re the faster one. Y/N: Erm… it’s nice to see your smile when you win! later Dick: They're probably just staring at my ass, aren't they. Wally west: Yeah, probably.

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augustinapril · 1 year

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Dick: Slade attacked here-

Y/n: Slade? More like Slay'd.

Dick: Get out.

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k2ntoss · 2 months

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operator: 911 what's your emergency?

dick: my wife is going into labor, i don't know what to do

operator: is this her first born?

dick: no, this is her husband

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quotidian-oblivion · 6 months

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Dick: Hey Jason, so I just dropped my cereal down the elevator shaft. Jason: L Dick: *with his kicked puppy pout* You think I'm a loser? Jason: No, I think you're a lunatic Dick: *immediately beams*

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jackie-q · 19 days

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An Itty-Bitty Favour

Dick: I need a favour.

Bruce: What and Why.

Dick: *powerpoint presentation*

Bruce: *grunt*

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Dick: I need a favour.

Clark: Anything.

Dick: …

Clark: Anything!

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yaderyngoch · 5 months

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Jason: Hi, I'm Jason Todd

Dick: Any relation to Sweeney?

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igotanidea · 11 months

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Batfam incorrect quotes

Y/N: Dick, can I pick your brain on something?

Dick (grinning): only if I can pick you up at 8.

Y/N: .......

Y/N: Was that supposed to be your attempt at flirting with me?

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bat-stuff · 10 months

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Dick: To be or not to be-

Jason: Don't pretend you read Shakespeare just to try and bond with me

Dick: ...

Jason: you cant fool me. You're illiterate.

Jason: just buy me a hamburger like a normal person

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ryemiffie · 18 days

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More of me and my bro as bat bros incorrect quotes:

Dick, accidentally clicking the wrong thing on the bat computer: Oh wait, shit, I didn't want you.

Tim, standing ominously behind him: That's what Bruce said when I became Robin.

Dick:

Tim:

Dick: Tim, noo..

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httpsclarye · 2 years

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Damian: *Sets the kitchen on fire*

Tim, panicking: Where’s the responsible adult??

Damian: He’s asleep on the couch

Jason: Don’t worry guys, I got this. Hand me a bucket of water.

Jason, dumps water on Dick: Wake up dumbass, the kitchen is on fire.

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cardinalcheerio · 2 months

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Dick: Where do people go to buy winter clothes?

The Bats:

Dick:

The bats: fine. Where?

Dick: Brrlington!

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