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Toss Me A Blanket, It's Cold Under Your Bed
"I don't scare that easily, I've seen Batman eat corn on the cob." -Tim Drake.
No age rules against followers, I'm not your mom. Whatever you see (which is nothing at this point) is your fault dude. I didn't tell your eyes to do their job.
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Tim: Bros gotta pause to make his emo face.
Jason: *smolders*
Bruce, exasperated: just tell me what happened without the theatrics
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I have a bunch of random head cannons about our lovely Billy Batson. Wanna hear them??? -🥀🕊️
GIRL GO FOR IT
I haven’t been around Tumblr for a while but this shit is still my vibe
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Jason: Do you ever feel—
Tim: Disoriented? Depressed? Hopeless? Wondering when it all will come crashing down?
Jason: *pauses music*
Jason: like a plastic bag, Tim. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SING THE REST OF THE SONG
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Diana: So how’s the new Robin doing?
Bruce: oh? Uh yeah he’s alright
Meanwhile back at the manor:
Alfred: Master Timothy, the weather is lovely outside-
Tim: just a minute Alfred…Does Bruce know that the woman he met at the gala last night is Oliver Queen’s third cousin’s wife’s sister-
Alfred, who just wants Tim to go outside: I’m sure he-what?
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Dick: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut…
Wally: you would eat yourself?
Dick: I wouldn’t even question it
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Journalist talking to Bruce at a Gala:
Journalist: And your son, Richard, he seems like a sweet boy.
Bruce, sweating: yes hes a very well behaved kid
Meanwhile:
Dick, hanging from the chandelier: if I time it just right, I can drop this cheese slice on that man's head
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Stephanie: Ok, people like compliments. So if you want Bernard to like you, you should compliment him.
Stephanie: Why don't you practice on me?
Tim: Ok uh, you're eyes are...
Stephanie: Go on
Tim: they're, uh blue?
Stephanie: *groans*
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Dick: Sometimes I'm not really feeling the mood
Dick: and sometimes the mood is not really feeling me
Jason: what the hell are you talking about
Tim: I hate it when the mood feels me, like bro where is your consent
Jason: are both of you high?
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Tim: Have you ever pondered the inevitability of death?
Jason: Considering that I survived that shit, no.
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Dick: Hey can someone let Bruce know I'm going to the library, I won't be long
Barbara: What do you mean you're going to the library?
Dick: I'm getting a book, I want to read.
Jason, who just walked in: You can read?
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Jason, to a thug: You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?
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Damian , to Colin: My life is in the hands of an idiot!
Colin, motioning to himself and Jon: No no no no no, TWO idiots!
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Dick: To be or not to be-
Jason: Don't pretend you read Shakespeare just to try and bond with me
Dick: ...
Jason: you cant fool me. You're illiterate.
Jason: just buy me a hamburger like a normal person
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Damian: if you keep doing stuff like this we can't be seen in public together
Jon, who has managed to fit an entire package of marshmallows in his mouth: mhugh?
Damian: Jesus christ spit those out before you choke
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Batman: Gotham is quiet tonight
Batman, suspicious: too quiet
Meanwhile five blocks away:
Teen Dick: Swiper no swiping!
Criminal, crying: I'll turn myself in just please stop talking
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Tim: the idiocy in this room makes me want to do something irrational
Tim: normally when I do something irrational I don't plan on it
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Duke: Sorry I've been so tired lately. I've been lugging around the weight of being the only sane one here
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