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ryemiffie · 28 days

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More stuff from my day as batfam incorrect quotes:

Batman: I would never betray you!

Red hood, pointing at Tim: Then what's that?!

Tim: ...

Batman: A complication.

Red hood: A complication?! It's a child!

Batman: Well I see that!

Tim, talking to Jason: Oh you don't have to be offended, he doesn't know how I got here.

Red hood:

Batman: I don't!

Tim:

Red hood:

Batman: It's actually kinda unsettling, how did you get here?

Tim: I followed the voices.

Batman: Oh, I didn't realise we were being that loud.

Tim: No no, not your voices, the voices.

Red hood:

Batman:

Red hood: should we be worried or-

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bat-stuff · 7 months

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Diana: So how’s the new Robin doing?

Bruce: oh? Uh yeah he’s alright

Meanwhile back at the manor:

Alfred: Master Timothy, the weather is lovely outside-

Tim: just a minute Alfred…Does Bruce know that the woman he met at the gala last night is Oliver Queen’s third cousin’s wife’s sister-

Alfred, who just wants Tim to go outside: I’m sure he-what?

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rube-too-many-fandoms · 7 months

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Tim ‘the-world’s-greatest-detective’ Drake, 30 seconds after arriving on scene:

“The murder weapon was a golf club, the victim’s brother did it, and it has no connections to any of the Gotham rogues. Anyone have a pen?”

Tim ‘hasn’t-slept-in-80-hours’ Drake, trying to figure out why his frog shaped coffee mug Looks Like A Frog:

“what the ffukc are you” *blinks one eye at a time*

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ragingbookdragon · 10 months

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Tim: I just want you to know that I think your whole “mask-not-mask” thing is dumb.

Jason, who hasn’t even had breakfast yet: Oh, so you just woke up and decided to choose violence this morning, didn’t you?

Tim, who suddenly remembered he is a younger sibling: I—I just mean that the actual hood makes more sense, you know! You’re the Red Hood! Not the Red Mask. Jason? Big bro?

Jason: You know what I think? I think you taking back up the Robin mantle because Damian is off doing his own little thing is dumb.

Tim: He quit!

Jason: I think you being seventeen going on eighteen becoming Robin again is dumb when Red Robin made you look cooler and more respectable.

Tim: You thought I was coo—

Jason: I think you being Robin just makes you look like you’re having an identity crisis as well as a mid-teenage crisis which may as well be your mid-life crisis, because let’s be real, you won’t make it to thirty—cause you’re dumb.

Tim, who’s being consecutively, verbally punched in the face: I—

Jason: I think you trying to relive the glory days as Robin you never got because Damian took it from you is dumb.

Tim: Hey, that one was really uncalled for.

Jason: Welcome to “Here’s The Reason We Don’t Play Stupid Games at Seven AM With Jason: We Win Stupid Prizes.”

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file808 · 2 months

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Tim: ...Kon are you high?

Kon: Huh?

Tim: Are. You. High.

Kon: Hi

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blackbirdi · 2 months

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Batfam Incorrect Quotes #4

Steph: I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why.

Tim: Only if you don't ask why.

Tim: *Pulls out four pristine human skulls out of his bag* Choose one.

Steph:

Tim:

Steph: This one will do.

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jackie-q · 14 days

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Jason: Replacement, why the f**k are you so pale?

Tim: The Sun is intimidated by me.

Jason: ...You just don't go outside, do you?

Tim: THE SUN FEARS ME!!!

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thebiggestwildcard · 10 months

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🧀🧀~☆

Tim: The waiter at Olive Garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now, waiting for me to say when. Customers are screaming. Three people have died.

Tim: I will not yield.

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cactusracoon · 11 months

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Dick: Hey Jay gave u seen Tim? I need to ask him about a case.

Jason: I haven't seen Timbo in a while, maybe he's in his room or something

Dick: Nope checked there and the batcave and all his usual hiding places

Tim: *Is asleep in the cabinet above the above the fridge*

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Jason: whose hoodie is that Timmers?

Tim looking down at the hoodie that is 3 sizes to big for him: mine 😁

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Tim: *says the most out stupid and out of line plan he can think of*

The whole Batfam: WTF NO WERE NOT DOUNG THAT

Tim: 😠🥺

Batfam: OMG FINE

The plan works

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At a JL meeting

Superman: *talking about JL stuff*

Red Robin: *is high off his ass thinking about giraffes* 😮

Superman: Red Robin anything to add?

JL: *all looking at him*

Red Robin: huh. What?

Superman: Were you NO listening this whole time?

Red Robin: I was totally listening yeah 😬👍

Batman looking Red Robin in the eyes: are you high right now?

Red Robin: No 🤪

JL: WTF

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Dick: what cha doin?

Tim not looking up from his cross stitch: Did you just quote Phineas and Ferb?

Dick: No. wait are u doing cross stitch? 🤨

Tim not stopping: No what are you talking about? 😒

Dick: I can see you doing it right now

Tim putting it under the table: I'm not doing anything right now what are you talking about?

Dick: I give up! I'm not letting you gaslight me today!

Tim: *Snickering under his breath*

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demented-trashcan · 7 months

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Tim: I’m gonna mix a can of Red Bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while Kids by MGMT plays in the background so I can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul.

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milky04moo · 7 months

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Tim: I’ve NEVER been so insulted

Damian: you dont listen much do you ?

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ryemiffie · 18 days

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More of me and my bro as bat bros incorrect quotes:

Dick, accidentally clicking the wrong thing on the bat computer: Oh wait, shit, I didn't want you.

Tim, standing ominously behind him: That's what Bruce said when I became Robin.

Dick:

Tim:

Dick: Tim, noo..

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bat-stuff · 10 months

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Tim: Well, well, well... if it isn’t my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad.

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escaked · 9 months

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One of my favorite HCs I have for Tim is that he knows a bunch of random hobby type things but he’s only mediocre at them. Maybe i’m just projecting my own ADHD brain but that immense boredom you get from things you like and wanting to try something different and then giving up a few weeks in.

Obviously he has photography and detective type things but im talking about him kinda knowing how to sew. or having the basics of a handful of languages under his belt. Ik it’s a debate whether he can cook or not but I think he should at least know how to cook some easy meals considering he does actually cook in the comics.

Also just random facts for things that wouldn’t matter if he knew or not. Like he knows a handful of flower language information but not most of it. Or random philosophical theories. Or facts for random things that he definitely found from going down wikipedia rabbit holes.

I think it would be funny also if it just randomly came up in conversation and everyone is just very confused on how he would know how to do certain things that wouldn’t relate to cases at all. Like.

Damian bringing in a hurt snake he found and mumbling about what to feed it

Tim without even looking up : Some snakes eat warm-blooded prey while others eat insects, amphibians, eggs, other reptiles, fish, earthworms, or slugs but it depends on the size and species.

Damian: Well. Do you know what type of snake this is?

Tim glancing up: No idea.

Jason and Tim working on a case and running into a civilian who happens to only speak Gaelic and is asking for directions.

Tim (in very very broken gaelic) telling her hello and that the bus station is a certain direction and apologizing for not understanding what else she is asking.

Jason: How the fuck do you speak… I don’t even know what that was????

Tim shrugging: I was bored and I honestly didn’t know half the words she was saying.

All the batsiblings coming over to Tim’s apartment unannounced and demanding food expecting pizza or some type of takeout.

Tim wiping out a two pound box of spaghetti and a few jars of store bought sauce that he can heat up real quick.

The batfam talking about a case where flowers are left at the crime scene every time and nothing else.

Tim: Did you know that Daisies can mean innocence, loyalty, or purity?

Dick: That’s great Tim but Daisies aren’t being left at the crime scenes.

Steph: Yeah Tim what do Begonia, Germanium, or Marigold mean?

Tim: Why would I know that?

Feel free to add any more if you think of any. I just think it would be funny if Tim had the knowledge of a bunch of hobbies that he wasn’t very good at.

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loreoftheforgotten · 2 months

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I love being delusional <3

- Tim Drake

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file808 · 2 months

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Kon: Would you still love me if I was a worm?

Tim: I would eat the worm.

Jason to Tim: What is wrong with you??!?

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