taking her somewhere special <3

My favourite part 5 scene

Smoliv Garden: Paldean Kitchen

Disclaimer I am NOT the first person to make this connection, but I wanted to try my hand at the concept

It's on shirts and stickers and more right here!

Aaaaand I made a bunch more!

A demon was operating an Olive Garden in a rocket ship in my basement.

Olive Garden

I have a craving for my favorite eggplant alla Parmigiana but am too lazy to make. When read off the menu, it could sound difficult. But the reality is that making it at home is simpler than you may imagine. Of course, there are occasions when, by the time I've finished cooking, I'm not hungry. I've been tasting it the entire time, and when it's done, I'm simply done. I naturally just want to unwind today and let someone else do the cooking.

“Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate.” – Alan D. Wolfelt

The Olive Garden manager approaches my table assertively. "Sir, we know we said 'unlimited' garlic sticks, but this is a bit excessive."

"More!" I yell. "More, now!"

A fifth wave of vampires has shown up in the parking lot. My throwing arm is getting tired.

Description: Tiktok from user "grant.cleaveland". He says "What your favorite pasta says about you. 1. Macaroni preferably with cheese. If this is your favorite, it's probably because when you were young you saw something terrible in the woods with your friend Jason. 2. Fettuccine! If you're a fan of the fettuccine, it's probably because you enjoy the finer things in life, like the youthful innocence you lost on November 25th 2005 on that terrible day in the woods. 3. Shells! If shells are your favorite, it's probably because you are a shell of a person ever since that terrible day in the woods when Jason was taken and no one believes you, no one remembers Jason, not even his own parents!! You went to his house and said 'I know Jason was taken!!' and they said 'Who's Jason?' Who's Jason??? He's your son!!!" He suddenly calms down. "4. Spaghetti! Now if your favorite is just spaghetti, you're kind of basic... and probably have never had to grapple with the reality that the beast is still out there. The beast that took Jason is running free and could take you! It could take anyone! Stay away from the woods!! Stay away from the woods!!" He calms down. "My favorite type of pasta is Olive garden breadstick."

tig characters at olive garden

yk...it's late and i'm bored who said that i can't do this

~ xander and max get kids menus and play tic tac toe against eachother (there are too many draws so they steal all of the napkins so they can draw new boards)

~ grayson would just sit there while they grate the cheese and it would be like 30 whole seconds before he tells them to stop

~ avery buys one of the paintings off of the wall (did yall know you could do that?)

~ bex hides breadsticks in her bag before realizing she can just buy more and get them in a to go bag

~ jameson has a whole basket of breadsticks to himself

~ nash orders the tiramisu (SEE WHAT I DID THERE??)

~ libby takes photos of everyone's food and then posts them

~ thea likes the lasagna

~ xander buys the cheese grater (you can also do that)

~ the waitress flirts with jameson (he’s confused)

~ avery is either used to it at this point or slaps him across the head

~ nash takes about eight years to order what type of wine that he wants

~ grayson requests if they can play frank sinatra over the speakers (waiter is confused)

~ jameson and xander play battleship or something on the tablet things

~ thea dressed to match the olive garden vibes

~ max orders the kids chicken tenders

BONUS:

IF eve was invited instead of twirling the spaghetti she would scoop it bc shes a monster

this is the most random thing i have ever done... wherever yall live i hope you guys have an olive garden because if you don't this is gonna be confusing. also, start sending me asks for these really specific headcannon requests bc they're fun

-zoey ☆

Ask about the daily soup.

the president’s desk at the end of sonic 3

Classic shrimp scampi pasta recipe https://bit.ly/3WgHlRh 

 a super hit at your dinner table this holiday season. This is a perfect dish for all seafood and pasta lovers.

Vegan Lasagna Frittas (Olive Garden Copycat)

Klance reference spotted in Olive Garden