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fandomnerd9602 · 2 days
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Brother of Barry/Speedster x Caitlin Snow and Killer Frost as R and Frost are helping take care of a sick Caitlin.
Y/N speeds in with a bowl of chicken noodle soup…
Frost takes the thermometer away from a sick Caitlin
Frost: I don’t know what’s more ironic. The fact that you got a cold or that you didn’t get it from me
Caitlin: I’m fine!
Y/N: no you’re not. Now just lay back and let us take care of you
Caitlin: okay
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k2ntoss · 11 days
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roy will 100% try to convince jason to do this kind of content on instagram as the red hood, helmet and bike plus all the dirty stuff he can think of BUT he would send them to you instead right after he doesn't indulges roy's idea completely
(i get at least 10 of this every time i log into ig, i love bikers)
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Alfred: “The minute they got rid of rotary phones, everything went to hell.”
Tim: “Riiight.”
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saylorsaysstop · 3 months
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Dick, bursting into the room: You two are having sex!
Jason, not looking up from his book: Really? Y/N, why didn’t you tell me? I would have put my book down.
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Jason : [to bruce, about a failed arrest] Okay. I know you're mad, but before you say anything, yes, we screwed up. And yes, you warned us. And yes, I don't know where I'm going with this. But I do know this: I have reached the end of my sentence.
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scarletembers04 · 7 months
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Bruce Wayne, after watching a movie where a vampire explodes into a million bats to leave a situation: Hahaha, I do that!!!
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vodrae · 6 months
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Ra's Al Ghul : You can't defeat me ! I'm superior ! I'm immortal !
Tim is handing him a phone.
Tim: Okay, make a tik tok and you can keep my spleen.
Ra's : Tik what ?
Tim : Not bussin homie.
Ra's: Are you casting a curse ?
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okaybutmakeitgayer · 9 months
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Bart: knock knock
Tim: …who’s there?
Bart: I scream cake
Tim: ice cream cake wh—
Bart: C A K E
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Jonathan: Hey, Edward! I brought reinforcements.
Edward: Oh, great! Did you bring Harley?
Jonathan: Well, I brought the next best thing.
(Jervis Walks in)
Jervis: Hey!
Edward: Jervis!? You brought Jervis!? The next best thing would've been Waylon!
Jervis: You know I would be offended, but Waylon is freakishly strong.
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vcendent · 8 months
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*out on patrol*
Jason: Hey bro, can I get a sip of that water?
Tim, sipping from a waterbottle: It's not water.
Jason: Vodka! I like your style!
Tim: It's vinegar.
Jason: Wha-
Tim: It's vinegar. Pussy.
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Yandere Supergirl
Kara caught her Lover escaping from her secret location and stop him with her Heat Vision without hurting him.
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Kara: WHY YOU KEPT ESCAPE FROM ME!!!!!
Y/N: Torturing me and making me fall love with you that ain't right kara.
Kara: (angry Kara) you told me in order to protect what they loved, you must keep them safe no matter what.
Y/N: By locking me up and never go outside world to see my family and friends.
Kara: (angry Kara) THEY Never loved you or everyone else, You showed me Kindness and loved, while everyone in the facility torture me and experiment on me.
Y/N: Because Kara I seen you as human being not some alien who crashed landed on Earth.
Kara: Exactly why you stole my Heart and now you tearing my heart apart by Escaping from (turning Insanity)......your future wife.
Y/N: I don't want to be your..... (Y/N was tackled by Kara in the ground)
Kara: (Gets Mad and starts growing red eyes) YOU shouldn't say those kind of words to soon be your WIFE!!!
After that Kara soon calm down a bit and went back to normal eyes.
Kara lightly stroking her hand to your left face.
Kara: I will be your wife and maybe soon we can start family just you and me Y/N.
Kara passionately kissing you on mouth
Kara stops and stare your face for while stroking your hair.
Y/N: Then why you kept torturing me if you love me?
Kara: Because you kept disobey my rules Y/N thats why you need to be punished by your actions.
Y/N: Kara don't you see, you treating me as same people who been torturing you for.
Kara curving your hair very heavily of comment you made
Kara: NO I'm NOT Y/N I'M ONLY DOING THIS BECAUSE YOU!!!!
Y/N: I didn't kara you did all of it!
Kara grabs you very tightly around your waist
Kara: We're going back to OUR Home and I'll put you back same prison when I was.
Kara fly back to same abandoned facility she was prisoner, Deep Underground was old cell were was kara used to be NOW it's yours called home.
To be Continued????
Also This my first Fan Fic, I'm sorry if it's bad I try my very best.
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fandomnerd9602 · 7 months
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Harley finishes handcuffing herself to Y/N...
Y/N: when you said you wanted rings, I thought you meant something else
Harley: I couldn't afford one.
Y/N: i have a job, baby. Check my pocket
Harley fishes through Y/N's pocket and finds a small velvet box...
Harley: ohmygosh! Yes! Yes! A thousand times yes!!!
Y/N: you've made me the happiest...now please get me out of these handcuffs.
Harley: not with I want to do next (winks)
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k2ntoss · 2 months
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operator: 911 what's your emergency?
dick: my wife is going into labor, i don't know what to do
operator: is this her first born?
dick: no, this is her husband
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Steph: “I would love to be wrong, but I don’t live with the right people for that.”
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summerfrwrks · 1 year
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Stephanie: You moron-
Jason: Remember: I'm your moron.
Stephanie: I can't tell if that makes things better or worse.
Jason: Both, babe. Definitely both.
it's basically canon too ;3
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Dick , about meeting his family : " My mama always told me that miracle happen everyday. Some peoples don't think so but they do ."
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