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summersnow82 · 3 months

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Gotham rewatch: Harvey appreciation.

“WHAT’S AUSPICIOUS?”

Paying for Dix’s care.

Backing Jim…even if it is morally gray.

Stepping up as acting Captain.

This scene right here. ⬇️

“Get the woman a coffee.”

“Fight the virus, not my car!”

ALWAYS backing Jim Gordon. Especially the train scene.

Admitting Lucius is smarter than him.

His mad respect for Alfred.

Honestly, I never liked Bullock in other incarnations, but in Gotham he is just a delight. Talk about character growth.

#gotham #harvey bullock #batman #donal logue #morally grey characters #gotham tv #gotham tv series #lucius fox #alfred pennyworth #alfred pennyworth gotham

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tarrenterror25 · 1 year

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I'm not at a tejano club.

I'm not daydreaming about taking/teaching that very yt man dancing to some cumbia or bachata.

My thirst is satiated.

#these are lies #alfred pennyworth #Alfred pennyworth gotham #Alfred pennyworth batman 2022 #harvey dent #two face #bruce wayne #batman #bucky barnes #steve rogers #latin reader #latina thoughts #x latina reader #latina

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oswaldcobblepotssugardaddy · 2 years

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Masterlist for writes lmao

Jerome Valeska

Jerome Valeska with an Alt!Fem!Reader

Jerome Valeska (+Ed Nygma and Jervis Tetch) with a gn!witch!reader

Jerome Valeska (+Victor Zsasz and Jervis Tetch) with a male!crossdresser!reader

Jerome Valeska with a hyperfeminine!chubby!fem!reader

Jerome Valeska (+Jervis Tetch) with a fem!chubby!reader (super short)

Oswald Cobblepot

Oswald Cobblepot (+Jervis Tetch) with a gn!neurodivergent!reader

Oswald Cobblepot general and relationship headcanons

Oswald Cobblepot (+Victor Zsasz and Ed Nygma) domestic headcanons with a gn!reader

Victor Zsasz

Victor Zsasz (+Jerome Valeska and Jervis Tetch) with a male!crossdresser!reader

Victor Zsasz with a flirty!male!reader

Victor Zsasz (+Oswald Cobblepot and Ed Nygma) domestic headcanons with a gn!reader

Ed Nygma

Ed Nygma general headcanons

Ed Nygma (+Jerome Valeska and Jervis Tetch) with a gn!witch!reader

Ed Nygma (+Victor Zsasz and Oswald Cobblepot) domestic headcanons with a gn!reader

Ed Nygma with a flirty!gn!goth!reader

Jim Gordon

Harvey Bullock

Bruce Wayne

Alfred Pennyworth

Jervis Tetch

Jervis Tetch (+Oswald Cobblepot) with a gn!neurodivergent!reader

Jervis Tetch (+Jerome Valeska and Ed Nygma) with a gn!witch!reader

Jervis Tetch with a fem!cottagecore!reader

Jervis Tetch (+Jerome Valeska and Victor Zsasz) with a male!crossdresser!reader

Jervis Tetch (+Jerome Valeska) with a fem!chubby!reader (super short)

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waynefamilyreactions · 9 months

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(If somebody else already did it, I apologize)

#jason todd #damian wayne #tim drake #dick grayson #batman #batfamily #bruce wayne #batboys #stephanie brown #barbara gordon #duke thomas #alfred pennyworth #only in gotham

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bruciemilf · 7 months

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The Wayne manor is not a quiet place.

Someone Is always doing something, talking about anything, teasing, bantering, playfully slandering, so Bruce grew accustomed to noise. Its hard not to, with his nest of birds.

But this particular topic has him on mute;

"Why do YOU get him when he's old?"

" Oh my GOD, Jason, I'm LITERALLY the oldest. You ALWAYS have to get everything!"

Jason isn't at all interested in Dick's dramatics. He wraps all 6'4 inches around Bruce's leg like an affectionate leech. "You're the fucking meanest! You'll probably feed B those gross ass protein shakes and force him to watch re runs of Realest Housewives of Gotham!"

"YOU TRIED TO BLOW HIM UP!"

Cass is strong like a tsunami and silent as a snake, jumping on Bruce's back, beautiful eyes full of threat. " Dad stays. Mine."

Bruce pipes up, " I have a retirement plan--"

"Getting railed everyday at the Kent farm isn't a retirement!"

Tim gives Steph a look of disgust. "Gross."

Damian isn't above pulling out his swords. " If I don't get Baba, everyone is dying. Me included. "

"Damian. What did I say about threatening your siblings with murder?" Bruce asks expectantly.

" Oh, I'm not threatening, baba. I'm making a vow."

Alfred doesn't pry his attention from the chamomile tea he's preparing. " Master Bruce stays with me."

"...Alfred, I don't think you'll...You know, be around when Bruce retires--"

"Was that a contradiction?"

They all gulp. The argument is settled quickly, and Bruce spends the rest of his evening with head on Alfred's lap and his hand in Jason's hair, petting like a cat, and listening to RHOG on the TV.

He loves the noise.

#bruce wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #damian wayne #batfamily #do NOT bring up gotham war okay?? idc #alfred pennyworth #batdad #dc comics #soft bruce wayne #battinson #hes so <33 #text #text post #writing

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bat-stuff · 7 months

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Diana: So how’s the new Robin doing?

Bruce: oh? Uh yeah he’s alright

Meanwhile back at the manor:

Alfred: Master Timothy, the weather is lovely outside-

Tim: just a minute Alfred…Does Bruce know that the woman he met at the gala last night is Oliver Queen’s third cousin’s wife’s sister-

Alfred, who just wants Tim to go outside: I’m sure he-what?

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mylifeingotham · 2 months

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deadsetobsessions · 2 months

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Alley Drunk!Danny AU- Part 3

[Pt.1] [Pt.2] [Pt.4]

“Have you considered anger management classes?”

The Batman turned sharply, cape flaring out as he raised his weary fists in preparation for another fight. Only to pause, as he caught sight of a bedraggled man leaning against the pockmarked, water worn, Gotham variety stone of the abandoned post office. Non-hostile. Scent of booze, not strong enough to be fresh, but prominent enough for him to clock the stranger as a habitual drinker. Young. Sympathy softened Batman’s stance. Still, Batman kept his guard up. Good thing Robin was benched, he was off his game today if he hadn’t noticed the young man.

“Nevermind. You run around as a bat. Clearly anger management classes aren’t on your to do list.”

“What do you want.”

He’s young. Not as young as Robin, but… enough that it made Batman gentle his approach. The young man pushed away from his spot, fearlessly slouching towards him. Casual. Unafraid. How curious. Even Gothamites were wary around him, correctly assuming and witnessing his takedowns of Gotham’s Underbelly.

“You do this a lot, don’t you?” The bedraggled young man asked, head tilted neutrally at the bodies strewn around the Batman.

“Hm.”

“Why do you never swing by Crime Alley?”

Batman’s guard faltered at the blunt question, but he regained it quickly.

“I do.”

“You don’t.” The man disagreed amiably. He reached down towards the victims but Batman grabbed his arm in an iron hold before he could rifle through their belongings. The young man laughed and pulled back agreeably. “Is it classism, why you avoid us? The poor isn’t good enough to deserve protection from Gotham’s knight?”

“No. I do this for Gotham. All of Gotham.”

“…Well, there’s always room for improvement, I guess?”

The stranger pulled back and broke Batman’s hold, which had the vigilante sharply focusing onto the man. The stranger was strong, despite how skinny and starved he looked. Few people could casually break his hold and tonight, he added one more to the tally.

“You should tell your sponsor to look into creating job opportunities in Crime Alley. The problem isn’t actually the crooks,” the man told the vigilante, gesturing around them. “That’s just the symptoms. The actual problem is the poverty.”

“I know.”

“And yet, you still avoid Crime Alley.”

“Who are you.”

The man began walking away, throwing a dry “The Crime Alley Drunk, apparently,” behind his shoulder. When Batman took to the roofs to track him, the man had thoroughly slipped away.

“Agent A, did you catch that?”

“Yes, Batman. It appears you’ve gotten the wool pulled over your cowl by a rather mysterious youngster.”

Batman heard a younger snort of laughter. Robin. Who was supposed to be doing homework.

“Please stop making fun of me.” Batman sighed half heartedly.

“Not on your life, B.” Robin chirped.

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“Ya talked ta Batman?!” Jason crowed at him, excited. Danny had done as promised and met him at the chili dog stand at the correct time, which increased his credibility in Jason’s eyes.

“Sure did. He knocked out like, five guys by himself. It was pretty cool.”

“Fuckin’ woah.”

“Right?” Danny smiled tiredly at the kid. He stayed up all night to pull his shit together, and outright bought an apartment for them to stay in. That safe had a lot of cash, after all. “Come on, kid. We’re heading back to base but before that, we gotta pick up a few things.”

“Like what?” Jason asked suspiciously.

“Like curtains in the color you like, groceries, and blankets and bedding, and general cleaning stuff.” Danny ticked off a finger per item.

“We killin’ someone?”

“What? No!”

“Ya said general cleaning stuff!” Jason defended himself. The raggedy kid peered at Danny cautiously, and brightened when Danny only snorted in amusement.

“Oh my ancients, you Gothamites. No, those are for like, actual cleaning. You know, for the apartment I just got you.”

Danny missed the burn of booze, but when Jason looked at him like the child he’s supposed to be had Gotham’s streets never laid its claim on him, Danny didn’t want to fail the kid.

Even if the kid thought he was buying chemicals to clean up a body. He’s the son of two mad scientists, he knows how to get rid of a body, obviously. As if he’d need chemicals to begin with, honestly. His ghost powers are quite versatile.

“An apartment?”

“Yep. It’s shitty, but it’s got all the utilities and I kind of miss having warm water to shower with.”

Jason straightened and trotted alongside the Alley Drunk with a little more purpose. People avoided them. Danny lead the kid to the apartment, handing him a key and letting him explore the sparsely decorated place.

“So, first thing’s first. You go shower. Then, we’ll go shopping for clothes, register you for school, get your school supplies, and grab some lunch. Not necessarily in that order, but ya know. And cleaning supplies.” Danny grinned.

Jason whipped his head around from where he was closely inspecting the windows for insulation- like Danny would let the actual kid live somewhere with drafty windows- and spluttered. Hope, fear, uncertainty battled across Jason’s face as he tried to say something. Danny watched Jason open and close his mouth several times before he finally managed to whisper something.

“I- I c’n go to school?”

“Yes. You are, in fact, legally required to do so, Jason.”

A pause as the kid grapples with the idea, of something he didn’t think he’d ever get to do. A grin bloomed over his face as he realized Danny’s sincerity.

“Then what are we waitin’ for?!”

“For you to shower. C’mon grubby, the shower’s that way. Towels are in the cabinet, and there’s some extra clothes in here,” Danny tossed Jason the plastic bag of clean kid’s clothes he bought from Gotham’s version of Walmart, a store that somehow had the energy of a Tesco and a Denny’s parking lot.

“Fuc- I mean- yeah! On it!”

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Clearing out the drafts- feel free to continue ^^

#me the entire time writing this: Justice! for Gotham! Batman needs to go back to the batcave!#alley drunk Danny #danny phantom #batman #bruce wayne #dc x dp #dcxdp #jason todd #bamf danny phantom #Danny: Batman u got issues #alfred Pennyworth #alley drunk! Danny AU

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emo-batboy · 2 months

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A Wild Battinson (Social Media AU)

Part 51 (Masterlist)

(Part 52)

@bruciemilf it’s SNL week

There is so much exposition in this part. Just gimme a sec. (Also? That shirt? Took way too long to edit. But please trust the process.)

If you’re not already aware, I wrote a summary of the Battinson SNL episode forever ago. However, I will only be linking that on Saturday’s update. If you want to spoil yourself, you can find it somewhere on my blog, but I’m not handing it over just yet.

That’s it for now. See you tomorrow <3

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preciousthingsareprecious · 7 months

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With volume 2 of Wayne Family Adventures freshly released, and as your local librarian and Batman nerd, I feel the need to let everyone know that Wayne Family Adventures has at least 2 more volumes set to come out!

So if you love this series as much as I do (and I mean, come on look at that family) go get volume 2 if you haven't, then pop volumes 3 and 4 on pre-order! It's a great way to let DC know just what content we love and want to see more of, especially in print! Also if you can't swing the books yourself, ask your local library to order them! It'll help share the amazing adventures with a whole new set of readers!

You can find all the associated pre-order links here: https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/authors/2289628/crc-payne

Now go forth and enjoy some fantastic family times!

#Batman #Batfam #Damian Wayne #Bruce Wayne #Dick Grayson #Jason Todd #Tim Drake #Duke Thomas #Stephanie Brown #Cassandra Cain #Alfred Pennyworth #WFA #Wayne Family Adventures #batman wfa #I'm not saying read this instead of the dumpster fire that is gotham war #but I am saying read this instead of gotham war

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clockwaysarts · 1 month

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Did I go slightly insane? Maybe.

Batman themed Clue board done up in the style of the original Clue art. Everything but the table is painted~

Done for @haunting-heroes-creative-games.

#batman #dc comics #nightwing #batgirl #agent a #alvin draper #robin #bruce wayne #dick grayson #barbra gordon #alfred pennyworth #jason todd #tim drake #gotham #digital art #illustration #digital illustration

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thelibrarian1895 · 3 days

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If your sibling is a rogue then make the best of it

I would like to think that Jason is very Hondo Onakha about kidnapping, very dramatic, fairly polite/chill to the one he kidnapped, minimal trauma, very professional overall but also very theatrical. Out of anyone in Gotham to have as your kidnapper, Jason aka the Red Hood is by far the very best person.

ALL of Jason's family whether they be legal, biological, emotional, or honorary, will absolutely try to convince Jason to kidnap them to get them out of some stupid civilian event. Whether or not Jason will go along with it will depend on several factors such as:

Does this benefit Bruce and get him out of a boring civilian event too? Then so sorry, you're just going to have to suffer!

How busy is Jason at the moment? Because being a drug lord and vigilante is actually pretty time consuming and kidnapping can be a lot of work for potentially very little gain.

What does Jason get out of it? Yes money is all well and good but Jason is rich by his own merits and can just steal from Bruce whenever, there's got to be more to it!

When is the last time Jason has kidnapped this sibling? He can't do it too often or it gets less effective. He has a reputation to maintain after all!

It may also depend on which sib is asking and what they need to be "saved" from.

Dick asks to be kidnapped from a bachelor auction charity? Ha! No chance, sorry Dickie! He will be there though and take pictures and laugh. (And also join all the other siblings who are stalking Dick and the winner of the auction in the event the winner wasn't one of the Bats or an invited member of the JL or Titans using Bruce's money) Dick asking to be kidnapped from a gala or some opening night of trendy place he's at to maintain civilian status? Maybe but the bribe has to be considerable. And it cannot benefit Bruce. Dick's normal bribes consist of taking some tedious part of an investigation over for Jason or getting intel from JL databases for Jason and the Outlaws.

Cass? Anytime and always, favorite sister who can beat him up has special kidnapping privileges, though they did stop for a very long time when some weirdos put out the theory that the Red Hood was in love with Gotham's Princess. (idk if Cass is considered Gotham's Princess in any version of canon but she is to me) Cass does still repay Jason in the form of Black Bat keeping an eye on Jason's territory when he's out of Gotham for any significant length of time.

Tim? He does owe the kid for several incidents and Tim normally doesn't abusive the privilege so he'd probably do it but there does have to be some sort of bribe for appearances sake. Tim usually gets Jason to agree in exchange for pictures of Batman tripping over his cape or in some other ridiculous position. Bonus in Jason's mind if Tim requests a kidnapping when Bruce is off world or otherwise occupied, therefore giving Brucie Wayne's reputation a hit. However if Tim wants to be kidnapped from something where Bruce is also suffering as Brucie, Tim is SOL (Tim might get revenge by getting Kon to wear Red Hood gear and "kidnap" Tim from the event if Jason refused. Kon will do it because Tim asked and also I would like to think that Kon isn't too fond of the guy who beat his best friend/boyfriend nearly to death and will mess with him if given the chance) Since kidnapping normally interferes with things that Tim wants to do however, he may instead bribe Jason to not kidnap a sibling that has asked to be kidnapped. Jason usually obliges this no kidnapping request.

Barbara? Sorry, no, he doesn't want to stress the Commissioner like that. He will, however, kidnap other people for her if she asks.

Stephanie? No Stephanie, he doesn't care what you offer, he's not kidnapping you so you can avoid your finals! Stephanie has, however, worn various wigs and been various hostages who died at the hands of the Hood in order to maintain his reputation. She gets paid in baked goods for her service.

Damian? Damian considered the idea ridiculous and proclaimed he'd never stoop so low and he would carry out his duties no matter how onerous! Damian then had to go to a Gotham gala. Damian is trying very hard to figure out a suitable bribe to get the Red Hood to kidnap him often enough that Bruce will be forced to keep Damian away from galas because of the ongoing security threat. So far it hasn't worked because Damian is very bad at bribing Jason, Jason thinks Damian forced to interact with normal people is funny, and Tim is successfully bribing Jason to ignore Damian's bribery attempts. The Red Hood has "kidnapped" Damian once, as a treat, when he thought the kid was looking particularly down about something.

Duke? Duke has yet to be made to attend any society gatherings as the solo Wayne (normally that falls to Bruce, Dick, or Tim) and can usually be spotted hanging out with Cass by the snack table at any gala or trendy event. He's not at Cass's level of reading body language but he's pretty darn good and he and Cass have reached a new level of being able to avoid annoying rich people while at parties. Duke is Cass's favorite gala buddy. Duke hasn't felt the need to ask Jason to kidnap him yet but Jason will allow the first one to be free of charge, no questions asked. After that Duke hasn't figured out suitable bribes for Jason but has realized that all of his siblings are hyper competitive and that Jason would absolutely wager a kidnapping in a competition or for a bet.

Alfred? If Alfred asked then Jason would without any caveat. Alfred will not ask however but might ask on behalf of someone else and Jason will comply.

Bruce? Jason just laughs. And if someone else is planning on kidnapping Brucie Wayne from a particularly boring business meeting or gala? Jason will actively thwart the kidnapping to force Bruce to continue to deal with social activity.

Jason usually splits a portion of the ransom money into bonuses for his goons since their original job outline is drug dealer/enforcer/mobster and not kidnapper. If they're going to get major felonies on their records, better make it financially worth it. All of Jason's goons are masked during any kidnapping event. The rest of the ransom money goes towards a charity of Jason's choosing.

Jason has also kidnapped people who are not his family or family adjacent. Barbara thought her dad could use a vacation at one point but he didn't have the PTO for it so Barbara had the Red Hood kidnap him. James Gordon experienced the weirdest kidnapping of his life that included some of the best food he'd ever eaten, an extremely soft bed, his pile of books that were on his reading list, and access to the sports games he'd meant to watch. The ransom was successfully paid after he had a week to relax. Gordon was then, as per protocol, allowed time to relax after his "harrowing" event. Barbara forced him to take the time. Strangely enough, some politicians who had been giving the Commissioner a hard time were suddenly very quiet when James Gordon came back, well rested, well fed, and ready to get back to the grind. It, of course, had nothing to do with the very polite emails with pictures attached that they all received while the Commissioner was very publicly out of the way.

Oliver Queen, when he was visiting Gotham, was kidnapped by the Red Hood. He was released after the ransom was paid and specifically he was released back in Star City. Mr. Queen was unavailable for comment after the incident but some sources say that he was cursing bats for some reason.

Lois Lane found herself kidnapped by Red Hood and ransomed by the Daily Planet while Superman was off world. Lois Lane returned safely to Metropolis and published a shocking expose on Luthor's latest scheme. Her sources for the article remain a secret.

Bruce is very grumpy about the whole thing, not just because Jason won't help his poor father get out of the stupid social event, but also because Jason being technically a rogue like this makes it very hard for him to successfully argue that Jason should let himself regain legal living status.

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tarrenterror25 · 1 year

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Oooh this headcanon game is fun! Could I please ask these 2 for Alfred? 💕

♦ - quirks/hobbies headcanon

♒ - cooking/food headcanon

AHHHHH 💖

I am overjoyed that you sent me an ask 🥺💖

Also I’m nervous to answer these being you are an Alfred connoisseur 😭💕

Okay, I apologize because I may have, no I did get carried away with this.

I thought long and hard about these and became very passionate about them!

I wrote these with Alfred Pennyworth from both Batman 2022 and Gotham in mind because I love them both 💖

I hope you like them! 🥺

Quirks/Hobbies:

Bruce is asleep most of the day and crime fighting at night. Alfred takes on most of the upkeep of their home on his own as well as some business matters. What does he do with his free time? Sure, he reads, but he doesn't strike me as a stranger to working with his hands so he itches for something to DO.

He's delved into cooking, interior decorating, and even gardening/flower arranging. He's busied himself with all this stuff because until Bruce calls him in the middle of the night, all he has is time and it's going to be spent doing something or worrying about Bruce. He is the level-headed of the two and can't do the latter so he busies himself with the Tower, but discovered (thanks to Bruce) these tasks are more or less work related.

"You need a hobby, Alfred. A real one; not anything that has to do with taking care of the place."

By happenstance Alfred discovered an interest in miniatures and dioramas.

With encouragement from Bruce, Alfred has a hidden space set up for this hobby that's all his own. Bruce calls is his craft space, but Alfred insists it's a "work" space. "Craft" sounds too whimsical and Alfred is a tad bit embarrassed about it.

This is his escape from Gotham, from chaos. Alfred can be in a sunny village where it never rains or a bookstore with a quiet cafe where there’s no fear of Arkham escapees running down the street.

Alfred rolls up his sleeves, puts on his specs, and makes most of the pieces himself. Bruce showed him some videos of people making pieces and sets, but their methods look too messy. Still, Bruce caught Alfred taking a gas mask from the batcave and followed him to where Alfred was experimenting with some resin.

The biggest draw to this hobby is not that these dioramas are neat and orderly, but that Alfred makes them lived in.

His life is dedicated to Bruce and Bruce is dedicated to being Batman. Neither of them are bringing anyone around anytime soon so most of the Tower is untouched. Alfred busies himself with changing bed covers that haven’t been slept in, fluffs pillows that haven’t been depressed, and cleans a floor that hasn’t had the pleasure of a footprint.

Here in his workspace there is a dining room set for four with food on the table, a fresh painter’s palette in the art studio, and a restaurant with candles for diners.

Bruce teased Alfred a little by adding pieces like clothes strewn about and some grunge vinyl records.

“I’m not trying to have this be a replica of your room, Master Bruce.” Alfred, using some craft tweezers, plucks the clothes and puts them way in the closet and neatly stacks the records on a shelf.

Alfred keeps his dioramas tucked away neatly in a glass curio cabinet!

Cooking/Food

Cooking when Bruce was a boy was much better, even if he hardly ate anything, but now? God, Alfred Pennyworth wishes he could go back to cooking one damn decent meal more often.

He has had to resort to researching the more nutritional side of food and makes nutrient packed concoctions for older Bruce who doesn’t have time to eat. Much faster to drink something. (Enter the green drink Alfred brings him to the batcave). Bruce gets embarrassed when Alfred walks up with his drink and insists they just buy some for him to keep in a mini fridge in the batcave.

“No,” Alfred says. “More artificial ingredients are the last thing your body needs. It’s bad enough when you lose sleep and eat all that other rubbish.”

“Alfred, I don’t think one snack is gonna-”

Alfred gives a pointed look to where there’s energy drink cans and fast food bags in a waste bin.

“As I was saying,” he says setting the drink down on a coaster next to Bruce.

Much to his dismay, he has made great friends with the blender and his least favorite, the microwave. Look, taking care of Bruce is sometimes like having a toddler: sure they’re eating pizza rolls for the fourth bloody time, but at least they’re eating damn it! Definitely makes/tries to make homemade versions of Bruce’s favorite snacks. At least he feels better about what he’s feeding the boy.

As much as he is a stickler for Bruce’s health, Alfred has a wicked sweet tooth!

He’s very busy so he loves the ones that are small enough to pick up and eat in one or a few bites as he goes about his day.

Macarons, petit fours, and fruit tarts are some of his favorites!

The fruit flavored desserts he finds refreshing on the palette especially with his tea.

Bruce found some desserts on a tray on the kitchen counter and walked by thinking he’ll come back to them later. Every time he passes by there’s one less. He passes by again and there’s another gone, again and now there’s two missing? Wait, now they’re all gone?

Alfred casually walks by with the morning paper munching on a cookie.

#Alfred Pennyworth #Alfred pennyworth batman 2022 #Alfred pennyworth gotham #alfred pennyworth headcanons

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incorrectbatfam · 1 month

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Your blog's title is now your villain origin story, wyd?

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wednesday-if-it-was-tuesday · 7 months

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Batboy Headcanons :)

Jason Todd is a horrible driver because he never actually finished drivers ed (and it’s not like batman is teaching normal traffic laws like how to hand signal)

Tim read Magic Tree House RELIGIOUSLY as a kid

Alfred has to aggressively hide Damian’s old LoA cloaks/tunics because he’ll try and wear them out when it’s cold (in his defense they were made for Tibetan winters and are v cozy)

Grayson’s real reason for becoming a cop was because his favorite color is blue and it really brings out his eyes

Dami thinks Tim uses a bo staff because he isn’t a high enough belt to use a sword

Duke teaches women’s self defense classes at Gotham Community College at night because he cannot keep running around the city to handle purse-snatchings

Tim read the instruction manuals to the Wayne manor household appliances because he watched how Bruce got torn to shreds for being a rich kid with no clue how to do chores

Bruce isn’t a lightweight, but he’ll get psychosomatically drunk super fast because he’s desperate to be in a state where he can provide an escape from his usual crippling self-accountability

#batfam #batman #batfamily #batboys #jason todd #robin #red hood #tim drake #dick grayson #damian wayne #alfred pennyworth #bruce wayne #nightwing #wayne manor #gotham #duke thomas #signal

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cocomuffy · 27 days

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The Waynes (More More More MORE Gotham Tweets)

Masterlist

this one is just a bunch of unconnected posts

#gotham tweets #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #dc #batfamily #alfred pennyworth #silly

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